Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Everything is projection with Nick. I expect a first-hand account soon from a trustworthy source who witnessed Nick slapping his kids or some other form of assault.

Now, I believe Nick is too pussy to actually beat them. His son can definitely kick his ass. I think he has sudden outbursts of anger and does something like slap or push them once. Something that doesn't leave a mark. He might apologise afterwards, or cry like a bitch to his wife for his transgression.

Think less of it like consistent domestic abuse and more like tard rage. That's the approach I take.

So you're saying I told the truth. I don't beat my kids.

 

[break these cuffs]

Everything is projection with Nick. I expect a first-hand account soon from a trustworthy source who witnessed Nick slapping his kids or some other form of assault.

Now, I believe Nick is too pussy to actually beat them. His son can definitely kick his ass. I think he has sudden outbursts of anger and does something like slap or push them once. Something that doesn't leave a mark. He might apologise afterwards, or cry like a bitch to his wife for his transgression.

Think less of it like consistent domestic abuse and more like tard rage. That's the approach I take.


I'm very ignorant of Gabe Hoffman, at the risk of being Late and Gay, who is he and why is he involved with making criminal accusations against Nick Rekieta?

Wrong again karen fag! I push them down the stairs, so it's not me who's actually hurting them. Take it up with the stairs!

 

[SaltyFanta]

2) we know there are photos of the inside of the house from the arrest day out there, which Sean has seen

An artistic autistic interpretation of what's in those photos. #SaveSunny

 

[Swole McPole]

I mean it is actually entirely fully possible to just stop addiction shit after repeated failure and just naturally arrive to the conclusion that its destroying you and your relationships with the people that you love and care about. Some people need the kind of structure/support network that AA and other programs provide and other people just outgrow it very suddenly one day.

Absolutely. It's one of the things that they tell you. They aren't actively recruiting. If you can make stop without their help, go ahead and do it. If you can reduce your consumption and control your use, go ahead and do it. Theirs is a programme specifically aimed at people who can't manage that shit.

I don't really like AA programs because they come across as a sort of cult due to the religious shit and not only that literally the first step of AA is this (this is quoted directly from their website):

Completely agree with everything you say here. I don't like the programme for all the reasons you list and a dozen more. It works for the people it works for. I'm pretty damn sure that it wouldn't work for me.

In spite of all that, if I had a friend or family member in Nick's position, I'd still tell them to get their arse to a meeting. Primarily because it's about committing yourself to a programme of abstinence-based recovery. I acknowledge that it's not the only method, or even the best method. But for Nick's specific set of issues -- polydrug use in the absence of physical dependence -- I don't know anything else that works as well, particularly when you've been through a treatment programme and it hasn't managed to shift your thinking at all.

Of course, nothing will change how you think about these issues unless you acknowledge that it's a problem in the first place. That your life HAS become unmanagable and you need something to restore you to sanity. It's pretty clear than Nick isn't willing to acknowledge any of that. But I think a lot of people feel that way going in, and there's something about the collective nature of the fellowship that changes their mind and shows them that they can live a different life -- one that can remove the terrible stain of shame from the way they currently live.

And presumably, he'd have no problem with all the God stuff. That was always my own biggest objection to it, but Nick claims to buy all that stuff.

Despite never having been a member myself, I've referred other people there, some of whom credit the programme with having saved their lives. I don't think you have to believe in the magic for it to work. And they have a saying about 'Take what you need', suggesting that if there are parts of the dogma you don't think are helpful, just ignore that stuff and focus on the stuff that you DO find helpful.

But like everything, it's very hit and miss. Some meetings are great. Some are filled with predatory sociopaths and halfwits. Some sponsors are fantastic role models and provide enormous insight and share vast experience. Some are just attempting to bang as many newly recovering hotties as they can get into the pit. It's very much caveat emptor, but that's true of everything when it comes to addiction treatment.

The problem is that Nick is actively making it harder for himself with each passing day by doing petty things. Step 1 would be impossible for him to accept, but could you imagine what Step 9 is going to be for him? The first people he should make amends with are his children.

I think that's why I say he needs it. He needs somebody to sit him down and make him stop doing that shit. I think even the most retarded of sponsors would recognize how much he was hurting himself and his family and urge him to stop doing that shit immediately -- first order of business.

 

[James done did it]

by nick's own admission, he never injected anything because it's too much effort and involves measuring which he admits he's not good at that

36:50

"I wouldn't do injectables or anything like that's that's just too much all all that shit's too much work for me right like that's why I liked um that's why I liked Coke because it's like okay you just get a little bit out and then you just snort it and then you're done then you go right like all this all this other [ __ ] it's like you got to cook it and you got to measure stuff and I'm like oh my god how do I do this in the bathroom i can't do this in the bathroom"

nick has 100% shot cocaine, most likely also into his non functioning penis because that would be FUNNY and WEIRD

Well we also have to consider the "Nick is a lying liar who lies" rule here. Extensive track marks suggest he wasn't just doing it intermittently. I'm going to posit that maybe it's something with a relatively higher margin of error otherwise he would have killed himself on it by this point for sure. Another possibility is he was being eaten alive by insects living in the filth hoard like Bob was in his late life and the officers just assumed the bug bites were trackmarks given the everything else they were looking at. But in that case one would assume the kids/April/Kayla would be bitten too.

I think he should try injecting galaxy gas next. What a totally cool and whacky drug idea, I bet nobody has done it before so he'll get all kinds of psychonaut drug explorer cred!

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I need to save the cat somehow. I can only imagine the debauchery it has had to witness over the years.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I'm very ignorant of Gabe Hoffman, at the risk of being Late and Gay, who is he and why is he involved with making criminal accusations against Nick Rekieta?

He's a Jewish hedge fund manager that made a documentary on Pedowood called 'An Open Secret'. At some point Ralph got into a one-sided feud with him because he got it into his wet brain that Hoffman is secretly bankrolling Josh and the Kino Casino to support Zionism and generally make his life miserable. So now he's a fringe Sektur participant where everyone engages in this long-running joke that he's some kind of amoral puppetmaster paying people off to make fun of the likes of Ralph, Rekieta, etc.

 

[Necrosan]

"THEY SAY I BEAT MY KIDS, SEAN!!!"

>they say I have an alcohol problem, Sean
>they say I have a degeneracy problem, Sean
>they say I have a drugs problem, Sean
>they say I neglect my kids, Sean (we are here)
>they say I beat my kids, Sean
I don't know who these fabled "they" are but I like the cut of their jibs.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>they say I have an alcohol problem, Sean
>they say I have a degeneracy problem, Sean
>they say I have a drugs problem, Sean
>they say I neglect my kids, Sean (we are here)
>they say I beat my kids, Sean
I don't know who these fabled "they" are but I like the cut of their jibs.

THEY also seem right a lot of the time.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I don't know who these fabled "they" are but I like the cut of their jibs.

Fading voices of conscience.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

*double checks forum*
Now look, Faran might still be a lush, but I would still pee in her butt. But this Twitter slap fight is hilarious.

Matthew Hardin is the kind of lawyer that Nick Rekieta wishes he could have been.

Other than the "not able to practice" thing, Nick is exactly the lawyer he wanted to be. A guy with a nice title who can sit on his ass and do nothing.

Rekieta got worked over verbally by some small town cop. What a fucking dunce.

It's funny how Mr. Word Games, turns out to be really bad at them when he tries them on people not under his sway.

we know there are photos of the inside of the house from the arrest day out there, which Sean has seen

Minor correction, Sean has said he's seen pictures from inside the house. He hasn't said the pics were from arrest day, to my knowledge. Apparently the place was a sty, but that doesn't nail the time down at all, other than not during the CPS 6 months.

--
Another funny bit- did Nick's lawyer, Mr White, even need to put the footage into evidence? Obviously it wasn't used. Could this all have been moot if Nick had hired moderately competent counsel?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Other than the "not able to practice" thing, Nick is exactly the lawyer he wanted to be. A guy with a nice title who can sit on his ass and do nothing.

You mean sit on his ass and do drugs.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's a Jewish hedge fund manager that made a documentary on Pedowood called 'An Open Secret'. At some point Ralph got into a one-sided feud with him because he got it into his wet brain that Hoffman is secretly bankrolling Josh and the Kino Casino to support Zionism and generally make his life miserable. So now he's a fringe Sektur participant where everyone engages in this long-running joke that he's some kind of amoral puppetmaster paying people off to make fun of the likes of Ralph, Rekieta, etc.

He's also proof that meme magic is real. The Hoffman Gang is one of the long-running nemeses of ancient tranny lolcow Tommy Tooter. Tom might not be part of The Sektur, but it's funny nonetheless.

 

[Lukie]

So what's happening with Nick Mother?

Has she been enabling his behaviour by giving Nick pharmaceuticals or has he been stealing from family?

 

[thebigdream]

Does he want a golden sticker for (computes numbers) being sober for an entire 45 days and around 2 hours?
This guy is so smug and pathetic. It'll be glorious when we see the bodycam footage.

And it's embarrassing that he's been sober for such a short time given his kids were first taken from him about a year ago. Even after all the turmoil his drug use caused him, his career and his family, he couldn't come clean any sooner, it was only once it became an absolute legal necessity that he decided to become """sober""" while abusing prescription meds and whip-its. To where do I send the award?

 

[woc_krava]

He's a Jewish hedge fund manager that made a documentary on Pedowood called 'An Open Secret'. At some point Ralph got into a one-sided feud with him because he got it into his wet brain that Hoffman is secretly bankrolling Josh and the Kino Casino to support Zionism and generally make his life miserable. So now he's a fringe Sektur participant where everyone engages in this long-running joke that he's some kind of amoral puppetmaster paying people off to make fun of the likes of Ralph, Rekieta, etc.

I first learned about Gabe from the Mersh documentary by Porsalin and then on the Kino Casino. He looks pretty cool, tbh.

Speaking of Gabe, does anybody remember Nick's Easter debacle last year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_PDoxU_EY4

 

[Gulls on Film]

Lets not sell these lawyers short friend. They've set things up so that if they do win a lawsuit for the bodycam footage, they will get paid by the County. Which is good, I hope they make $999,999. Always be suspicious if lawyers are doing something for free.

That got me thinking, what if Nick is just the useful idiot here. This is probably not the first time candy yoshi county has pissed off lawyers by pulling the Small Town Law routine. This is the opportunity for someone to embarrass them in a larger venue, with the bonus of playing with house money. Quoting Warski from last night "Have you ever seen an entire county get a-logged before?"

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

That got me thinking, what if Nick is just the useful idiot here.

FIFY

There's not some conspiracy, it's just small town horse shit. And Nick's just an idiot, he's an embarrassment to the community.

 

[Sam Losco]

Officials involved in the judiciary give absolutely zero fucks about how much something costs. No matter how stupid their antics, no matter the fact that a given course of action will expose the city/county/state/whatever to absurd liabilities requiring big payouts to [whoever], it's not coming out of their own pockets, so "who gives a shit?" They're free to do whatever stupid shit they want (or get bribed/pressured to do) and they never get punished.

100% true. Government budgets aren't so big because that money is actually needed, it's because no one that is in charge of it gives a single molecule of shit about managing it correctly.

 

[Seafarer]

Personally, I'm a bit suprised no attempt at to temporarily restrain the county from deleting the footage or otherwise manipulating it, or the originals, which would be irreperable harm, no? Since this would be a permanent depervation of Hardin's consitutional and common law right to view the footage.

Isn’t evidence in a criminal trial still legally required to be retained for some time even after the criminal case has concluded?