Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Anaiah Carlson]

@tamarlover - Dude, five people in a row literally just told you exactly the same thing: she doesn't want to talk to you and your desire to talk to her is not reasonable. Does it tell you something that everyone but you is in compete, emphatic agreement on this point?

I already know she doesn't want to talk with me. But that doesn't matter to me because I think my desire to talk with her about what happened is of greater weight than her desire to never talk to me again.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I already know she doesn't want to talk with me. But that doesn't matter to me because I think my desire to talk with her about what happened is of greater weight than her desire to never talk to me again.

Go see a therapist.

 

[Cato]

I already know she doesn't want to talk with me. But that doesn't matter to me because I think my desire to talk with her about what happened is of greater weight than her desire to never talk to me again.

Okay, so you're just a selfish prick and don't care about other people. Glad we're finding points of agreement and pinpointing the issue and motivations here.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I believe we must be sinless 100% or else we will be damned forever.

I think private property is a sin.

Oh.

You shouldn't have bought that 40 acres.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

I honestly hope he keeps masturbating as often as possible

this is my favorite thing i've ever read

I already know she doesn't want to talk with me. But that doesn't matter to me because I think my desire to talk with her about what happened is of greater weight than her desire to never talk to me again.

hahahaha wow alrighty then pal. hey consider this though: what if your desire for closure is less important to her than HER desire for getting you out of her life? does that even enter your thought processes, or is it that you know what's good for her better than she does?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Oh.

You shouldn't have bought that 5,000 acres.

Its not private property if I share it with everyone. I bought the land primarily for other people to use, not myself. So if I ever end up using the land, there will be other people who will be using the land, and we will treat it all as our property. Maybe eventually I can start an organization and transfer ownership of property to that organization. But at least right now, it will suffice if I own the property so long as I don't treat it as my own private property.

this is my favorite thing i've ever read


hahahaha wow alrighty then pal. hey consider this though: what if your desire for closure is less important to her than HER desire for getting you out of her life? does that even enter your thought processes, or is it that you know what's good for her better than she does?

I know what's good for her better than she does, and besides if its more important to her that I am out of her life, the only way that can happen is if she talks with me to give me closure. Otherwise I'll always be there trying to be part of her life. The smartest thing to do for her to get me out of her life is after the protective order is ended to agree to talk with me in an attempt to convince me that I must leave her alone the rest of her life.

 

[Cato]

I know what's good for her better than she does

There's that psycho talk again.

The smartest thing to do for her to get me out of her life is after the protective order is ended to agree to talk with me in an attempt to convince me that I must leave her alone the rest of her life.

No, obviously the smartest thing for her to do is to extend the protective order.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

(i told her i believe that someone i know has a small chance to be saved even though he molested children in the past. She got angry that I believe he could be saved and wanted to end friendship over that. I got upset with her. Then I decided to get revenge on her by taking her website she had confided me with her password and started editing to make it look like she was admitting that she was a prostitute. She had told her ex right before breaking up with him that she had been a prostitute. So I posted the screenshots of her conversation on her website and wrote up a little post pretending I was her and admitting proudly that she was a prostitute and she was proud of it and not ashamed. I used her style of writing and I knew what she believed that being a prostitute in difficult situations was not wrong. and i honestly thought she was telling the truth. I was about to share her website on facebook when she stopped me just in time. Shortly after that I sent the screenshots to a guy she got engaged with. I felt she was trying to use him for money and I wanted to stop him from breaking the guys heart since i knew her history with men was horrible and likely to end in a disaster just like all the other disasters she was in. So i shared the screenshots with him and they had a nasty conversation with each other and her engagement ended as a result. She was pissed off big time at me. I also shared the screenshots with some other people. She decided to leave facebook because me. I sent her emails apologizing and begging her to give me another chance. She said she'd consider it but told me she was lying about being a prostitute and it was just a hoax to test to see who was loyal to her.

Well no wonder she fucking hates you; you defended a pedophile and framed her as a prostitute on her website, actively sabotaged her succeeding relationships & blackmailed her into coming back to you. You consistently ruined her fucking life & thought nothing of it. You're a piece of shit.

 

[Cato]

I think this guy warrants a "horrorcow" label.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Its not private property if I share it with everyone. I bought the land primarily for other people to use, not myself. So if I ever end up using the land, there will be other people who will be using the land, and we will treat it all as our property. Maybe eventually I can start an organization and transfer ownership of property to that organization. But at least right now, it will suffice if I own the property so long as I don't treat it as my own private property.

No, that sin fucking counts. Your name is on the deed, you own it, it belongs solely to you. Letting people squat on your property doesn't count unless you also put their name on title, making them equal owners.

But then THAT would make them sinners just as much as you, because they would also have ownership of the property.

You and your disciples are going to Hell.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

You don't understand what I believe about property. But ultimately the primary concern here is not the perceived or actual inconsistency of some of my irrelevant peculiar beliefs, but rather how I have treated my former friend. Surely I might go to hell for some of the horrible things I have done to my former friend. Thats the more important issue.

 

[Florence]

I know what's good for her better than she does.

Yeah, you definitely deserve that restraining order.

 

[The Great Chandler]

I never knew about this thread until Null put it on the front page. Here's something this guy has to tell you @tamarlover.

I recommend you go to a psych ward.

Sincerely, a sperg

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

I know what's good for her better than she does

#gamergate

setting aside the irony of a (((JEW))) denouncing property, i have this suspicion that your outlook on the issue isn't influenced by your religious delirium. by any chance have you been banned from any public places in the past? some place like, say, a hobby shop, or maybe a mall?

 

[Splendid]

Man, if you were juuusssttt intimate with someone and they called you "literally God," they're complementing your dick, not saying that they think you're fucking all-powerful.
Grow up dude.

 

[Techpriest]

#gamergate

setting aside the irony of a (((JEW))) denouncing property, i have this suspicion that your outlook on the issue isn't influenced by your religious delirium. by any chance have you been banned from any public places in the past? some place like, say, a hobby shop, or maybe a mall?

He's not really a Jew from what I can tell after a detailed examination of his post on his religious views (by which I mean I skimmed it because fuck that noise.) and probably is better defined as Neo-Matrix-Gnostic-Judeao-Autistic-Stalinist

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

. by any chance have you been banned from any public places in the past? some place like, say, a hobby shop, or maybe a mall?

Only two months. Last year I worked on a farm hoping maybe I could move down to virginia and become friends with her eventually. It didn't work out unfortunately. My pursuit of this woman caused my friendship with my friends on the farm to go downhill. I left the farm on good terms but when the court stuff was happening I was banned from returning to the farm unless I change my ways.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

Only two months. Last year I worked on a farm hoping maybe I could move down to virginia and become friends with her eventually. It didn't work out unfortunately. My pursuit of this woman caused my friendship with my friends on the farm to go downhill. I left the farm on good terms but when the court stuff was happening I was banned from returning to the farm unless I change my ways.

OH LOL fucking bingo, his cult's gonna make private property haram so that nobody can ever ban him again!!1!1!

@tamarlover tell us about this farm. was it a commune operated by some other cultists? what did you grow there? how was your ban carried out, i.e. was there a legal order or did they just shun you or shoo you away with the communal broom? what conditions will you have to meet in order to be accepted back?

 

[MasterDisaster]

You don't understand what I believe about property. But ultimately the primary concern here is not the perceived or actual inconsistency of some of my irrelevant peculiar beliefs, but rather how I have treated my former friend. Surely I might go to hell for some of the horrible things I have done to my former friend. Thats the more important issue.

So does your cult provide its own punch? What flavor is it? I've always been partial to purple.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Really? I saw several people calling you master on facebook comments and afaik you don't do anything but give spiritual guidance to these people right? (as in, you are unemployed and wouldn't relate with these people otherwise) Taking this and pieces of info where you claimed you want to be a pastor and lead people pretty much is what made the cult leader connection for me.

TBF, I think they might just be calling him Rabbi.

@tamarlover tell us about this farm. was it a commune operated by some other cultists? what did you grow there? how was your ban carried out, i.e. was there a legal order or did they just shun you or shoo you away with the communal broom? what conditions will you have to meet in order to be accepted back?

Sounds like a kibbutz to me.