Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Is it just me or is Anna looking especially ugly recently?

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The clips of her at the pool are obviously horrific for what they reveal about her body, but her face is looking different to me, and not just because of the color of her skin. I thought her nose was looking wider and lumpier than normal, and her mouth is extra pinched. Is her face fattening up in a way that will lead to further facial deformity, like that Buzzfeed Kitchen lady with the tranny husband?

I was watching Ilona’s retro react to the original Hawaii Hiking video (wasn’t that also the Psychosomatic Shrimp episode?) and while Anna was possibly heavier then than she is now (I think her neck was fatter then, at the very least), I still thought her face looked less ugly than it does today. Anna has never, not even for a single moment of a single day in her entire 40 years on this planet been pretty, but she was at least less ugly than she is now.

But what is the endgame here for Anna? Plenty of men and women decide to get their health and fitness together as part of an overall plan to improve their status. Whether that means acquiring a spouse or a better career, the fitness is a great thing to have, but I think a lot of people see it as the thing that demonstrates their suitability for other things (marriage, career advancement, etc), similar to a college degree (no one cares what you studied, just that you have demonstrated the ability to complete a course of study and fulfill requirements). She gave us a vapid list of things she wants to accomplish, some of which she’s already done, but those things don’t compile into a larger theme. Even if doing the splits was new for her, so what? What does that do? What does that show? What does that mean? It means nothing, really. Doing the splits is not really an indicator of fitness the way walking up a single flight of stairs without losing your breath is.

She knows how to set her mind to something until she either succeeds or fails at it (then memory holes it), but she doesnt’ know how to set real goals. Related to this is the fact that she can obviously follow simple directions (beading that awful pony-bead thing she was making, it looked okay, no knots or obvious tangles) but she cannot, herself, create a set of directions on how to do something new or even create a basic routine, and she may not finish the thing she started, even with clear directions (whatever happened to the pony bead thing? What was it supposed to be?). I believe the heart of creativity is the desire to create order from chaos (or nothing), and I think Anna completely lacks the desire or ability to create order of any kind, which is probably what makes me the most angry with regard to her fake creativity/craft girlie identity.

I don’t understand why Anna chose a life for herself that she is so desperately unequipped to live.
 
That dumb filters video was so depressing. No, the people in their 20's are going to the club. People her age have friends and families and careers and children to care for, they don't spend their time alone in their apartment playing around with stupid filters all day. What a subtly horrifying insight to the vapid activities she fills her days with

I mean she does have a career, even if it’s being an internet freak show, and children fucking suck.

As a childless millennial sitting around her apartment in her underwear posting on kiwifarms I will never not stan for days filled with vapid activities.
 
Also: “I'm obsessed with this one. This swimsuit is giving rich Barbie vibes and I'm obsessed with it it.”

Her deflated/reinflated inner thighs are doing some weird vortex shit:
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Another set of boobs? Another butt? Second labia? Who knows!
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Ugh...looking pretty thin on top (and unfortunately the only thin thing about her)

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We need the farmer who made a post about her hair thinning a year ago. I'm willing to bet this many times worse than it was. Now she won't just look like a man in the face, and neck, and body, she will look like one with the 3 hairs she'll have left on her head.
 
She’s so repetitive. “I was supposed to be doing X but I did Y instead. Aren’t I funny and quirky?”

No. She’s not.

Things are so difficult for her that she’s forgotten what it’s like to be normal, and gives it away in these clips. Like who can’t put curlers in and pack and clean? Why just one thing? Why assume that’s relatable?
 
Is it just me or is Anna looking especially ugly recently?

Seriously wtf is going on with her forehead?
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It's called aging. No, really.

Aging is weird in that a lot of people can go along for years, even decades, and still look pretty good, or at least still have a youthfulness about them—and then, all of a sudden, time and whatever bad habits they've indulged in start catching up with them, and fast. You get that moment when you're doing your usual morning routine before the bathroom mirror, and suddenly you have a bit of saggy jowl stuff going on that wasn't there before, or the lines on your forehead that weren't all that visible have become crevasses.

It seems to pop up overnight, and it's kind of a shock the first time you see it. And it all just goes downhill from there—faster in some people, slower in others, but what it boils down to is that you are no longer young, and the day when you won't even be able to pass yourself off as youthful any more, no matter how vigorous and energetic you are, is approaching.

Anna's hit that point, within just the last few months. I've had a bunch of moments since about December where I looked at her pics and saw it. She's a deathfat, and deathfats are already prematurely aged by their own obesity, so she's crossed that threshhold at 40, instead of 50, or even older.

She’s so repetitive. “I was supposed to be doing X but I did Y instead. Aren’t I funny and quirky?”

No. She’s not.

Things are so difficult for her that she’s forgotten what it’s like to be normal, and gives it away in these clips. Like who can’t put curlers in and pack and clean? Why just one thing? Why assume that’s relatable?
This is so fucking annoying. It's supposed to be just one of those oh-so-quirky ADHD Girlie things.

And yeah, when you have ADHD, going off on an interesting tangent, such as setting your hair, when you really need to be doing something else that is much less interesting but much more important, is something you end up struggling against all the damned time. But there are work-arounds, and if you have ADHD, and are well into adulthood, chances are good you've figured out a bunch of those work-arounds so you can function.

Making videos about how you gave in to your crackmonkey ADHD-fuelled impulse at the expense of what you really needed to get done is cringy AF, especially when a 40-year-old is doing it. For somebody who claims to want to inform and inspire others, you'd think Anna would offer some tips for resisting those impulses and actually getting shit done that needs to be done, instead of pretending her flakiness and distractibility is cute. But just looking at what a slapdash mess her life is makes it clear she still hasn't figured out any work-arounds, and thus has nothing to offer.
 
Ugh...looking pretty thin on top (and unfortunately the only thin thing about her)
Pulling already thinning hair into tight rollers won’t be helping the situation either. We no longer live in the 1970’s where our grandmothers would go to the salon for their weekly wash and set (and occasional purple or blue rinse). There are lots of gentler curling methods to do at home.
 
And yeah, when you have ADHD, going off on an interesting tangent, such as setting your hair, when you really need to be doing something else that is much less interesting but much more important, is something you end up struggling against all the damned time. But there are work-arounds, and if you have ADHD, and are well into adulthood, chances are good you've figured out a bunch of those work-arounds so you can function.
Yes, but the thing is, people with ADD (yes, me) will start packing, then realize their drawer is messy and start to refold, and then hang certain things up and see that a few things have a spot and put them in the laundry then realize their laundry room is unorganized and start fixing that, then go Oh Shit, my plane leaves in two hours, so stuff all the wrong things quickly in the suitcase, while leaving half washed wet clothes to come home to. (And of course, lose their keys as they leave the house but thank god for Find My…)

Anna puts curlers in her thin hair, which maybe takes ten minutes. Then cannot do anything else because she’s so weak, but does the ha ha I’m so quirky. When the hair should not have distracted her for long.

So maybe she’s ADD or maybe we’ve been confusing it for being too tired to complete anything. Too tired to really go on an ADD tangent, because curlers should have only distracted her for a second. If she’d gone in to say she had to curl her hair, then put on makeup to match her hoped for style, then get clothes to match then realize she didn’t have the right shoes so spent an hour on Amazon looking for them…then she hadn’t packed, I might be more inclined to think it’s all ADD.

I’m not saying she doesn’t have ADD, I’m just saying she’s too fat for that to be the debilitating thing it can be for some of us. . Nobody else would have had hair in curlers be the only thing from prevent them from doing anything else.

I hope this makes sense. I’m just not buying her quirky girl act, I think she just doesn’t want to do hard things, as evidenced by her choosing to have surgery over cutting down the food. There is a difference, even though it may appear the same.
 
It's called aging. No, really.
Yeah this is it. There’s a point you look in the mirror and see your age. People seem to age in bursts, not just a constant process IMo. You get bursts of ageing, where things seem to change quickly. For women, the hormonal changes around menopause kick in as well. She’s only 40 but her hormones will be altered because of all the fat (fat is a hormonally active tissue.)
I’ve really noticed that people seem to either change up their habits and be healthy in their middle age or keep on doing what they’re doing and go downhill fast. When you’re young you can take a lot of abuse, past 40 you simply can’t, and your lifestyle will show.
 
Anna puts curlers in her thin hair, which maybe takes ten minutes. Then cannot do anything else because she’s so weak, but does the ha ha I’m so quirky. When the hair should not have distracted her for long.
Honestly after seeing her makeup skills I really wouldn't be surprised if that took her an hour+. If her fine motor skills aren't great, getting that slippery greasy thin hair into the rollers could be a genuine challenge for her.
 
She’s so repetitive. “I was supposed to be doing X but I did Y instead. Aren’t I funny and quirky?”
I feel this way when she does a stupid little dance in every video and then stops and laughs as if to say “aren’t I silly and quirky and oh so relatable and we’re having a great time?”
 
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