Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.3%

  • Total voters
    303
Unless the theory on momma and Papa Rekieta funding elections bears fruit, the "not make the town look worse" somehow... is my going theory.
Releasing it would have actually made the county look good (so far as I can tell cop behavior has been entirely by the book and circumspect despite Nick's yowling). Now the previously impeccable reputation of the county (at least in this case) has a lot of people thinking they look corrupt as fuck. I'm personally not going down that road, despite Minnesota's less than excellent track record, but while it may not be corrupt, it LOOKS that way.
 
His entire repertoire is not knowing the difference between being able to technically twist the meaning of words vs actually doing that in a manner that convinces anyone. Ethan ralph had people genuinely believe him for longer than nick has and he has a much better court room track record.

People "believing" in rekieta dont actually believe him it's just daddy gives money to the zoo or the county or oh I can get streaming clout or oh I'm a boomer and kiwifarmers must be some upstart rapscallions or oh I want a degen polycule or oh I hate kiwifsrms so I'll side nick. They don't believe nick doesn't abuse his kids they just don't give a fuck thslat he's abusing his kids and they believe they'll benefit in propping him up

Ralph had people genuinely believe him for longer which is why he had decent enough donations for years
Ralph, despite his many evil deeds, doesn't come close to the awful shit we can confirm Rekieta has done. The living conditions in the reports of the bodycam footage that a six year old had to live in are proof enough of that. Nick confirming it as accurate on twitter certainly doesn't help either.

Being a gross bastard is also Ralph's brand. Ralph going around and banging ugly women and not seeing his kids is par for the course for white trash. If he didn't make his living on the internet and this all took place in a small town or trailer park nobody would give a fuck. He wouldn't even be the worst guy in the trailer park either, probably get described as a "pretty good guy" especially if he still took regular trips to see his son and paid child support like he was shamed into doing.

Nick, on the other hand, with all of his luck in life would definitely be the talk of the town. He wasn't raised to be a degenerate, he didn't have to ruin everything, he just felt like it one day and went for it. Now he actually is the talk of his small town, he's been in news articles as the guy whose six year old tested positive for coke. His actions are the kind of awful that would make the previously mentioned worst guy in the trailer park want to kill him.
 
Releasing it would have actually made the county look good (so far as I can tell cop behavior has been entirely by the book and circumspect despite Nick's yowling). Now the previously impeccable reputation of the county (at least in this case) has a lot of people thinking they look corrupt as fuck. I'm personally not going down that road, despite Minnesota's less than excellent track record, but while it may not be corrupt, it LOOKS that way.
This is where my thinking is at now. Most speculation comes down to genuine shots in the dark, now that the county's reputation just took a major hit at the mere suggestion of corruption alone and their willingness to fight this case.
It's not worth thinking about now, given it almost looks like a red herring to distract from the now confirmed neglect (and even more possible) abuse of his children.


-And what DID she mean by this?
the balldo fears the news anchor.webp
 
This is where my thinking is at now. Most speculation comes down to genuine shots in the dark, now that the county's reputation just took a major hit at the mere suggestion of corruption alone and their willingness to fight this case.
It's not worth thinking about now, given it almost looks like a red herring to distract from the now confirmed neglect (and even more possible) abuse of his children.


-And what DID she mean by this?
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Well being a reporter Faran probably can't be bullied easily so guess she set him straight. She does have his sex dungeon and swinging texts in her back pocket after all.
 
I just want to say- I believe Oliver Bromke, undergrad Rutgers in Journalism, and then a law degree from Rutgers, has the ability and NYC connections to write and publish the Rekieta story. With Hardin doing the FOIA work (and maybe getting a co-writer cred), I foresee a New Yorker longform article, and concurrent book publishing.

I would buy that book in a heartbeat.

Now, what will he title this Minnesota Tragedy?
 
It's not worth thinking about now, given it almost looks like a red herring to distract from the now confirmed neglect (and even more possible) abuse of his children.
Literally the first thing on the bodycam footage after they breach is a "scared child." That is after a clearly coached kid told the cops their daddy had told them not to answer the door.

This worthless faggot coached his kids to try to fight off cops. What an absolutely weak and disgusting failure of a "man." Instead of protecting his kids, he trained his kids to protect HIM.

It's obvious he knows the sheer implications of the bodycam footage make him look like the worthless vermin, the vile stain on society that he is.

People have seen it. People know what he did. He can never recover. He forced his kids into a situation where they had to have their home invaded with violence by armed men with a battering ram. He told them to refuse them entry because he wanted to conceal his drugs and the immense and repulsive squalor of his foul den of iniquity, where the only remotely habitable part was the part the cops called his "lair."

That's where he streamed from. Every part of the house that wasn't visible was a vile Hoarders episode.
 
Did you read the body cam transcript?
This wanna be lawyer tried to argue about probable cause, after being presented a warrant.
He is neither smart nor charismatic.
Again why should we give the cops the benefit of the doubt?
Nick is an antagonistic criminal that is being treated like a remorseful one, and for what?
For being a first time offender?
My perspective is informed on the belief that he is a con man. I think he demonstrated that very well up until the passions cracked his veneer and showed him to be an audacious liar. The reason he insists on always taking people into DM's to discuss matters privately is because he's excellent at manipulating people. I think that also translates into real life where, when he needs to, he can project a facsimile of a downtrodden but mentally put-together man. From the perspective of the cops arresting him at his worst he was a prissy gay little moron who more or less cooperated with them. Cops have to deal with niggas trying to kill them. Nick's likely a breathe of fresh nitrous for them is what I'm ultimately getting at.
 
With all this talk of small town corruption and cover up, I realized, I know how this all ends.

Rekieta is the one who is about to accidentally blow the cover on Kandyohi, that's why they're all willing to run defense for this cokehead.
Nick reminds me of failson Rye Gerhardt from Fargo Season 2.
I hope Kieran Culkin also gets to play Nick someday.
 
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The reason he insists on always taking people into DM's to discuss matters privately is because he's excellent at manipulating people.
No, he's shitty at manipulating people, at least at this point. Maybe he USED to be excellent at that. Most people recognize the "only talk to me in DMs" as obvious sociopathic manipulation at this point. It's the ultimate red button. The instant someone does that, you can tell they're just fucking with you.

Always keep all interactions with "Internet freeeeens" entirely public. If someone wants to take it secret, they are fucking with you. Number one rule of Internet.
 
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