Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
The effect this one little jibe had on Nick was very telling, it's a reaction we see in the DeathFat boards, where earnest criticism from a non-hostile source gets used by the Lolcow as a cope to further their bad behaviour.

Can it be male B-Cluster Personality Disorder? Google says they are rare, but possible?
After a male close to me was diagnosed with a Cluster B disorder and started therapy for it, they informed me that the disorders are under-diagnosed in men. It’s like the baggage of psychiatric history, the belief these disorder predominantly affect women, similar to how women are under-diagnosed for ADHD. Learning how to reframe my relationship with them has been a trip, since they are truly conciliatory about the harm they’ve done to others because of their disordered behavior. Lots of what I’ve learned since then does give me the slightest sliver of hope for Balldo, because if this person I know can fix their life despite being severely Cluster B, it’s possible for others to do the same. Doubtful, but possible.
 
The size of the children indicate Kayla is attracted to and was impregnated by Ferengi cosplayers.
I am now imagining the children suing Nick to argue that they don't have to buy out his shares on their life because he's not their real dad.
 
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It wasn't even a jibe, it was just Null sincerely trying to help someone. The absolutely insane response shows exactly how stupid Nick is. Instead of taking good advice, he joined up with a bunch of pedophiles who literally are just openly using him to attack their enemies. He's so fucking dumb he can't figure this out even though everyone else has easily figured it out.
I'm convinced Nick always saw Josh (and most other people who came on his show) as being 'below' him. They were just trained monkeys he milked for content. So when former collaborators, like Josh, started bring critical of him he saw them as dogs being unruly to their master rather than friends legitimately trying to help him.
 
I was discussing this, and at this point my input is not relevant. I don't think I'm a party to any of this anymore. It's Hardin and Bromke now and they call the shots. The Zugzwang they're setting up is probably something that almost never happens in litigation history, because most cases are between two parties, and in this instance the antagonist is that government. I'm actually really excited because it's going up make a great story. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up on big YouTube channels eventually.
Did it again Nick!
Great job making your failures historical legal precedent because YOU WILL NEVER ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY!
now we might get to laugh as your failure legacy is enshrined forever.
 
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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."

This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy. There is no mention of April in the tweet chain. This is a easily provable lie.

Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine testing positive on pillows and old bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys, and is only now seeking to retract?

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This is the entire tweet chain. Nick made a tweet, "JamboJ" asks as to the accuracy of the video transcript and Nick makes a singular, direct reply. There is no mention of April.
 
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Lots of what I’ve learned since then does give me the slightest sliver of hope for Balldo, because if this person I know can fix their life despite being severely Cluster B, it’s possible for others to do the same. Doubtful, but possible.
Your positive example has never had their Id scratched the way that Rackets has. Rackets was making money by having sad sacks send in so that he could eulogize their cats or grandmas or whatever while he got to sippy the booze. The only people making more than him were V-Tubers. He proved trial-streaming was a profitable venture. In Nick's mind he became god and is still god. Fuck the people who care about you as a person instead of you as a source of clout. The cocaine and booze are flowing and the whores are showing!

Your friend probably didn't come to the conclusion that he had found the cheat code to life like little nikki did. It sounds like your friend heard the clarion call to pull up and I'm glad that they did. That shit's a nightmare. Nikki decided the appropriate course of action was to drag everyone near him down to hell alongside him.
 
does qualified immunity erase public ill will towards your shithole russian village tier county and bring back funding from a pissed off rich dad with a blue dead balldo'd son? or make it your county known for anything other than child abuse and sex toys for the dickless?

So we know if the sheriff or the DA attend the same church Kayla/the kids do?

Either of them seeing the kids at service on the regular is enough to cause them to feel bad enough to not want just how fucked up their dad is to go public.

With how small a county it is, I imagine they want it swept under the rug just like any of the usual domestic abuse or drunk driving is. Nobody wants to have to deal with a local happening any more than they need to.

Rackets already had to swap churches, so he's already exiled by a large portion of his town, at minimum.

Nobody wants to be the one responsible for 'ruining' his life by releasing the footage, because the sheriff knows EXACTLY how bad the footage looks.

Its just small town bleeding heart shit. Everyone will talk about it but nobody wants to deal with it directly.
 
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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy.
Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine on pillows and bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys?
So the videos were inaccurate? Praise the good Lord, because it sounded like you had your kids in a crack den Rackets.

You should release the real video so we can see that your family were actually living in a healthy environment and not abject squalor.
 
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Nick reneges on his previous statement that the transcripts are accurate, giving the excuse that he was "referring to April's words, which is further up the tweet chain."
This seems to be a poor excuse, as he replied directly to someone asking for its accuracy.
Has he now only just realised the apocalyptically bad optics of co-signing bodycam descriptions that include cocaine on pillows and bottles of alcohol mixed with childrens' toys?
I mentioned before that the most charitable explanation is he didn't realize what transcript was being referred to.

I've also noticed that it can take him up to 24 hours to come up with new Balldodash to explain away his previous Balldodash.
 
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