Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

Xev said:
So Alex not only fantasizes about amputating children, he also wants to sew them together now. Seems like he's ramping up in the disturbed thought department. Can his fat retarded mother actually do something about her fat pedophile son before the mounties stumble upon a horrific crime scene with Alex in the corner mumbling about how the Nazis made him do it?
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I'm pretty sure he did have a commissioned drawing of two twin children that were sewn together.
 
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Hello little Lexxy. I redesigned Sight one more time and I gave no shits about your "plight". Mommy's wiping your shit-stained ass again? Effortpost.
Not only that, I just fucked your mother and father last night. Cope and sneed, creepy brainless niglet babygirl, everything is KF property.
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After genderbend beam.

Now draw him, bitchniggers. Kidding.
 
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Xev said:
So Alex not only fantasizes about amputating children, he also wants to sew them together now. Seems like he's ramping up in the disturbed thought department. Can his fat retarded mother actually do something about her fat pedophile son before the mounties stumble upon a horrific crime scene with Alex in the corner mumbling about how the Nazis made him do it?
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God I hope he goes the same route as that one guy from Fullmetal Alchemist.
 
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We're his slaves now, I guess.
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Kiwi Farms users are forced to forgive me while I say mean things to them. After all, they are my slaves.
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Transgender Suicides are caused by Kiwi Farms and people bullying trans people. You made their lives a living hell because of your bullshit ideology and religion.
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Transgender people are usually very nice people, which is in contrast with transphobes who are usually very rude people. Kiwi Farms is one of the rudest people on earth because if you don't subscribe to their nazi satanic dogma, you are ridiculed and stalked for life. Donald Trump's fascist regime allows transphobes to run free.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
I'm amazed that not only has his mom signed up here, but but she somehow hasn't taken away his internet yet.

Maybe she's given up and said, you know what, fuck it. He's never going to be able to hold down a job anyway.
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Honestly, she probably doesn't know or want to know what he's doing online. She only came here because he went crying to her for help. Now that he thinks he's in control he isn't bothering his family so they don't care.
 
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My favorite sport in hunting down KiwiFarms users and turning them into hides and mounts.
Americans tends to be chatty and wants to befriend strangers easy and thats how I was talking with an American girl some months ago but after I told her about my light sensitivity and I'm sensitive to sunlight she stopped talking to me... Americans are not so open minded. most people on Kiwifarms are Americans and very rude and closed minded. they don't understand I prefer to be bald because I hate having scalp hair and I like the feeling of being clean shaved and I can't stand how much my hair grows I have to shave every 6-10 hours and the same with beard I only leave my soul patch on my lower lip and shave the rest of I don't want a full beard. I wish I would get hair loss by 100%. I wanna look like Klubbingman and DJ Balloon and Shaun Baker did in the early 2000s. but the trolls won't get it.
 
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Xev said:
Yeah I'm sure the light sensitivity turned her off and not the balloon fucking. These two retards deserve each other.
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Take this man:
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Age him 10 years, make him bald, and fill every corner of the room with Bratz dolls and mylar balloons and you are gonna have present-day MylarBalloonFan. A true lady killer if you ask me
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Honestly, she probably doesn't know or want to know what he's doing online. She only came here because he went crying to her for help. Now that he thinks he's in control he isn't bothering his family so they don't care.
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He actually begged his mom to get people to stop making fun of him on the internet?

Regardless of what the circumstances are otherwise, I honestly don't know if I could ever log in again after something like that.

At least I have things in my life that are unrelated to the internet, even if they suck right now.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
He actually begged his mom to get people to stop making fun of him on the internet?

Regardless of what the circumstances are otherwise, I honestly don't know if I could ever log in again after something like that.

At least I have things in my life that are unrelated to the internet, even if they suck right now.
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Imagine running to mommy to make the big meanies stop as an adult. What does he think this is like the playground?
 
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Duke Nukem said:
He actually begged his mom to get people to stop making fun of him on the internet?
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Did you somehow miss that day? @Daisy 1664 is Alex's mom. She got it verified by Null himself.
Daisy 1664 said:
I am Alex’s mom and can confirm that this is not my son posting. I truly apologize for any discord my son has caused as he truly just wants to “fit in” any way he can. We had spoken with our son weeks before once Alex had finally realized what serious trouble he was in and was finally asking for help on how to rectify this crucial situation he had gotten himself into. Once we were brought up to speed, we demanded that Alex shut down all of his social media and give serious thought to those who have been truly hurt by his actions and how poorly he is being reflected by everyone. I had no plans of commenting on this forum, but now I feel it is warranted. Alex was coerced by a fellow member named “Bargain Bin Laden” to hand over his account to prevent Alex from impulsively participating on this site again and put trust in “his friend” to ensure his account would never be accessed again. 🥺. I truly want to thank those of you who commented to Alex providing the reality of what he was up against, especially your brutal honesty giving him the chance to “bow out” before he found himself at a point of “no return”, but unfortunately he did not “heed” to your words. Sigh! I will always be forever grateful to you. 🥰
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