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King Of Braves said:
She doesn't play up any "girl power" angle and is dependent on The Slayer to rip and tear, until it is done.
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Until she acquires plot-related powers that seemingly make her all-powerful (in cutscenes only). She's also attacked by the bad guys, but nothing bad happens to her because of girl-power.
The funny part is that the prequel is doomed (heh), as the place Doomguy is fighting for is canonically destroyed by the time of Doom 2016, so the story is pointless.

Incecticyder said:
Fourth, Eternal compared demons to troons and illegal migrants.
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And the woketards raged and screeched as predicted. Even better, Penny Arcade, of all things, predicted this reaction!
 
Not A Fed said:
I liked it. I've liked all 3 nu-Dooms so far.
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I loved Doom 2016, thought the platforming/general movement tech in Eternal was fantastic but I hated the new enemies and how they forced you into using certain weapons for certain things. Also the fact you don't get back the ammo you use attempting challenges was fucking stupid.
 
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Agent Abe Caprine said:
If Debra Wilson is enough to make something woke, Halo 3 must be woke.
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I don't think the inclusion of Debra Wilson or Debra herself is inherently woke but she should stop being given (as many) jobs because:

1) She's probably rich enough already (including money from MadTV)
2) Game companies insist on facescanning her ugly bugeyed likeness into the game even though it's completely unnecessary
3) She's the Pedro Pascal of VA. Overexposed and we are fatigued by it. Why are they so allergic to giving the job to some aspiring underappreciated newbie who can probably do just as good a job? Why the same negress all the time?
 
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Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
I don't think the inclusion of Debra Wilson or Debra herself is inherently woke but she should stop being given (as many) jobs because:

1) She's probably rich enough already (including money from MadTV)
2) Game companies insist on facescanning her ugly bugeyed likeness into the game even though it's completely unnecessary
3) She's the Pedro Pascal of VA. Overexposed and we are fatigued by it. Why are they so allergic to giving the job to some aspiring underappreciated newbie who can probably do just as good a job? Why the same negress all the time?
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Agree, except to your first point. MadTV probably did not make her a ton of money, it was never on the level of other skit shows like SNL at the time.
 
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Gossip Avoider said:
I like her strictly as a voice actress.
She doesn't rely on a gimmick voice, has actual range and adapts well enough.
Looking up her Wikipedia page, I couldn't even tell that was her half the time.
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She is repulsive to look at, and I hate how everytime you mention that she should fuck off, some faggot has to come up with the "her grandkids like videogames, thats why she is in so many, its so wholesome, I should be dead as I am a waste of space"
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
She is repulsive to look at, and I hate how everytime you mention that she should fuck off, some faggot has to come up with the "her grandkids like videogames, thats why she is in so many, its so wholesome, I should be dead as I am a waste of space"
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Her grandkids have nothing to do with her as a voice actor though.

This is just a strawman that basically says "if you hate her, then you also hate her grandkids, you monster!" which is the kind of argument only emotionally invested faggots make.
 
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Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
1) She's probably rich enough already (including money from MadTV)
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If someone's going to get paid either way I see no reason why it shouldn't be her when she's good at her job.
Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
2) Game companies insist on facescanning her ugly bugeyed likeness into the game even though it's completely unnecessary
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I agree, but only in so far as I'd like face scanning to go away entirely because it looks like shit 99% of the time unless you're a Hideo Kojima level of autistic.
Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
3) She's the Pedro Pascal of VA. Overexposed and we are fatigued by it. Why are they so allergic to giving the job to some aspiring underappreciated newbie who can probably do just as good a job? Why the same negress all the time?
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The same reason Nolan North and Troy Baker became so ubiquitous in the industry: it saves a lot of time and money hiring people who already know what they're doing and are comfortable doing mocap and VA work.

It's the same reason Pedro Pascal and Chris Pratt continue to get work to the point of becoming memes, they're good at their job and generally bankable stars. Plus Hollywood isn't exactly overrun with charismatic hunks. Most of the new generation of talent are effeminate twinks like Tom Holland and Timoty Elephant.
 
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Karl Jobst's Asian Wife said:
2) Game companies insist on facescanning her ugly bugeyed likeness into the game even though it's completely unnecessary
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So far as I can tell, if they do that, they deliberately uglify it to make her look worse. She does have a face for voice acting but doesn't look THAT unnatural in reality.
 
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AnOminous said:
So far as I can tell, if they do that, they deliberately uglify it to make her look worse. She does have a face for voice acting but doesn't look THAT unnatural in reality.
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They did the same thing with the latina in Star Wars Outlaws - they absolutely uglify non-white models as some weird virtue signal like its ingrained tumblr brainrot.
I don't see color, Debra Wilson (black woman) is less woke and annoying than David Jaffe (white man) and so I will always hope she gets more work than him.
 
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