Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Toji Suzuhara]

Hey! Last time she did this, she paid for a checkmark. Talbott didn't even bother to pull out mommy's credit card to do that.

To think that she spent her entire monthly allowance on that, forcing her to become a serial shoplifter. On the bright side, the experience she gained from it will work wonders on the Official KF Shoplifter Thread, maybe she'll even make e-friends there

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

Official KF Shoplifter Thread

Of course that's in the lolcow salon, LMAO.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Chyat, Xingqiu is literally Lain
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hes witawwy a wainpiwwed neetmaxxuh

 

[Skitarii]

Toji and Zoey are the Han and Gisele of kiwi ships with the sheer number of times they've died and conveniently come back to life

 

[Sandnigger]

For someone who absolutely hates being impersonated she sure loves pretending to be someone else. Maybe she should start to impersonate a high school student and finally get her GED

She can't impersonate a middle school student properly, high school will forever be out of reach.

 

[Rango Dango]

I can see that angle. On paper, I should feel really badly for her, and I normally would. But patting someone like this on the back and being overly empathetic to where it excuses their current behavior just doesn't sit right with me. I don't know. I'm not a psychologist, but it seems to me it could actively cause her to stop trying to improve herself if you do that. She clearly needs to do more, despite being given a bad start in life.

I mean we (the others) actually bullied her into eating carrots (healthy) so we're technically having a positive effect on her

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I mean we (the others) actually bullied her into eating carrots (healthy) so we're technically having a positive effect on her

I would argue that she put so much condiment on that carrot that it negated any healthy aspect of the vegetable, but it was a step in the right direction.

 

[The Strongest Haaton]

I mean we (the others) actually bullied her into eating carrots (healthy) so we're technically having a positive effect on her

Honestly, what she should be doing is pretty simple:

• take her meds consistently (set timers)
• go to her therapy and be honest throughout
• take better care of her grooming (trim her nails, properly brush her teeth and floss, bathe on a normal basis, etc)
• study for the GED and take it until she passes (it's actually much easier than you think. I know somebody as mentally ill as she is who has passed it. He said it was easy as fuck after some minor studying, and he dropped out in 6th grade!)
• do some part-time work while she figures out what she wants to do in life

There, that's it. If she did those steps, she would be in a much better spot. I don't think this is too much of an ask. But I gave her advice in my very first post in this thread, that she both acknowledged positively, and promptly ignored a few days later. So I know even this basic stuff will not happen. She'll probably stay how she is for years.

 

[Rango Dango]

I would argue that she put so much condiment on that carrot that it negated any healthy aspect of the vegetable, but it was a step in the right direction.

I mean that was cottage cheese mixed with mustard
unless it's different in america then cottage cheese is healthy and mustard is as well (at least compared to mayo)

 

[PositiveMonk]

• Several
• good
• suggestions
• to
• better herself

Yu dont undrstand, she cna't doo tht chyat.

 

[BinaricHate]

Honestly, what she should be doing is pretty simple:

• take her meds consistently (set timers)
• go to her therapy and be honest throughout
• take better care of her grooming (trim her nails, properly brush her teeth and floss, bathe on a normal basis, etc)
• study for the GED and take it until she passes (it's actually much easier than you think. I know somebody as mentally ill as she is who has passed it. He said it was easy as fuck after some minor studying, and he dropped out in 6th grade!)
• do some part-time work while she figures out what she wants to do in life

There, that's it. If she did those steps, she would be in a much better spot. I don't think this is too much of an ask. But I gave her advice in my very first post in this thread, that she both acknowledged positively, and promptly ignored a few days later. So I know even this basic stuff will not happen. She'll probably stay how she is for years.

Easier said than done. She hit the genetic bingo card in the sense that being medicated and going through therapy directly clashes with her aumistsm and schizoism. She was quite possibly cursed on arrival. Even if you doped her up on enough SSRIs to make Ian jomha blush and successfully stopped her from being manic at that point you just have a low energy couch potato who has an even lower chance of finding a j*b or a GED.

Next time she sulks about how sad and bad her life is. She should be happy she was born in 2006 and not in 1956. Back in the day someone like her would have been lobotomized the moment she started getting up to her usual shenanigans and put in a psych ward. Living as a barely sentient vegetable in the facility. Most likely would also be MKultra experimented on or sexually molested by the staff too (her killer tits and tigress aura are enough to make any men immediately start lusting after her (like the gas station folk) and make any straight woman start questioning her sexuality, as we all know).

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Yu dont undrstand, she cna't doo tht chyat.

can't. Doesn't want to. What's the difference?
Ask her what delayed gratification is and then ask her if that's a thing she'd ever willingly do.

 

[Croak & Caw]

New sock.
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How DARE you say anything about a tranny suicide.
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What immediately gave away the fact that this is Zoey:
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IM THE TRUE AND HONEST NULL. I AM (REAL).
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Oh no... Watch out @Polentic, she's gonna ban you!
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She's never getting unbanned

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

New sock.
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why does she love to cosplay as our dear feeder so much?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Hmmm, what's this about? (A)

 

[twinArmageddons]

Hmmm, what's this about?

from tiffany to Zoey now kaede (probably if you were going with l4d characters go to rochelle zo^2)

 

[Rango Dango]

from tiffany to Zoey now kaede (probably if you were going with l4d characters go to rochelle zo^2)

zoozoo is literally april may, except that april may is actually good looking

 

[Rux]

Switch died, it's the end of the world!
(A)

 

[Schizoid Wife]

No time for an identity crisis, my switch died!

 

[BinaricHate]

Switch died, it's the end of the world!
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>FitGirl
based Zoey, for once