Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
I suspected pee pads à la Twinkie during Amberlynn’s Destiny era, but I was not expecting the dog shit.

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I cannot imagine literal dog shit just chilling out in the open in my bathroom. No thank you.

The Rekietas live on a large property with a lot of open space outdoors for a dog to run and play, and yet he’s cooped up in that crackhead bathroom. What a miserable existence.
I'd also like to point out the pad suggests the dog still isn't house trained and they don't let him out.
 
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Arguing with strangers in the dead of night. Never change Nick :story:
 
This actually breaks my heart. This is Psalms 126:3 (127 for you Prots). A quote from the Bible saying what a gift children are, being used as a door blockade for an abused dog, probably covered in shit and piss.

This is how little they think of their children. I’m sure it’s probably already made an impression on them.
It gets sadder. It used to be part of a whole display in their dining room with a special place for each child. Here’s what it used to look like:
I was looking through some Facebook photos from a family reunion on Kayla’s side that happened in 2019 at the Rekieta house, and accidentally found something hilarious.

In one room, there is a Psalm surrounded by placards with the names of each family member and the meaning of their name. Obviously I have redacted the kids’ names, but you can see Nick and Kayla at the top. Pay close attention to the Bible verse. It is Psalm 127:3-5 (the famous verse behind the “Quiverfull” movement):

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I think @Melty Butter also has an in-depth post about it, but can’t find it at the moment.
 
Ive been with prostitutes that look exactly like this. Ass tattoos and the exact same physique. There's a 99% chance her pussy looks like an arbys sandwich.
If I had been that would be the kind of thing to take to your grave, torture could not have gotten that out of me.
 
I can't fucking believe this. He goes on and on about how depraved it is for anyone to see his house and bribes the police to bury it, but then goes and posts pictures of his squalid hive himself? At this rate he's going to release the bodycam himself just to 'prove' that someone, somewhere is wrong. His house is disgusting, proof that money can't buy class. (who needs that many clothes anyway?)
 
I know a lot of people online have put shade on the oldest for not doing more for their siblings in this crack house.
That's insane and asinine, people like Joe "Good Lawgic" who thinks it's okay for children to become the third parent because both adults (or all THREE of them in this case) were busy fucking each other should be mocked relentlessly.
A 17-year-old should be studying for university or going to classes to learn a trade, not looking after 4 kids while the adults strap each other to weird sex contraptions in the master bedroom.

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Tbh, considering Nick's overall level of situational awareness and lucidity, I can believe he didn't understand what was being asked.
Didn't he say he want to "keep April out of all of this"?
Kayla is the biggest doormat on the planet.

At least the rest of the kids didn't test positive for any drugs.
This is incorrect. The answer is "we don't know".
They didn't reach the cut-off of >500pg/mg. For all we know, each of them could have tested positive for trace amounts of cocaine, like 450 or 300pg/mg, which strongly suggests environmental exposure.
I said I was going to write another post but there's 100 new pages, so I guess not anymore.
 
At this rate he's going to release the bodycam himself just to 'prove' that someone, somewhere is wrong.
“You’re such a loser you can’t even be the best at being gross. I’ve seen houses way dirtier than yours Balldo. Stupid scrubby cuck, couldn’t even make I more smarter.”
 
Here's an interesting video I stumbled upon; it concerns the five questions habitual liars often ask in an attempt to control the conversation and deflect accusation away from them through induced guilt. I do recommend watching the whole thing as it's only eight minutes long, but here's a summary:

If they say "Why are you being so sensitive?", reply "'I'm not being sensitive, I'm being observant. Are you uncomfortable with that?"
If they say "You trust me, right?", reply " Trust is earned through consistency. Are you asking me to ignore my judgement?"
If they say "Are you accusing me?", reply "Should I be?"
If they say "Would I ever lie to you?", reply "That's not the question. The question is, 'would I know if you did'?"
If they say "Can't we just move on?", reply "I'll move on when I understand what happened, not before."

 
I'm curious to see what Charlie's Null's Angels have to say about the pictures. While bad, they don't match the horrific descriptions we've seen before. I'm also skeptical of any long shot editing excuses.

That being said, Nick is a LIAR. He will lie and shift everything he can to make himself look as good as he can. There's only one way to find out I suppose.

I want that bodycam footage.
 
I think it is important to note that the primary thing that Nick disagreed with in the bodycam transcripts was how filthy and cluttered the home was. Nick claimed that both transcripts were lying; the home was actually not that cluttered or dirty. Null paid people to lie for him. Here is the part I find most interesting: Nick didn't actually disagree with anything else in the transcripts.
Below I cover some of items of interest. I bold items that I find most interesting.

Items that Nick directly confirmed through stories on the stream, or directly in the pictures he showed:
  • The dog was kept locked up in the bathroom, to the point that it shit on the floor multiple times (visible in photos).
  • There was a (Halloween?) skeleton in the living room (visible in photos).
  • The bathroom/powder room in the main area had a pedestal sink (visible in photos).
  • Nick said that he hoped the arresting officer catches gonorrhea and dies.
  • Nick said that he and April stared at each other in the driveway, cinematically.
  • The daughter didn't want to let the police officers in the house.
  • Nick says that kids huddled with Kayla against the house was a heartbreaking scene.
  • Nick confirms that brown glass bottles wrapped in tissues (not visible in photos).
  • Nick confirms the contents of one safe was strewn out on a toilet lid (visible in photo).
  • Nick confirms the bag of ketamine with "KKK" written on it (visible in photos).
Here is what I find interesting: why exactly would the transcripts lie about the messiness of the house, but somehow tell the truth on these miniscule, very specific details? Remember, usually when people lie, they lie about specific details to make the lie more believable, by adding in details. More specificity tends to lead believability to something.

Now, here are things that Nick DID NOT talk about or mention, things that would have been EASILY DISPROVEN if he wanted to show stills from the bodycam or police report photos:
  • The overturned couch next to the stairs. Mysteriously missing from every photo he showed, yet he didn't mention this detail to debunk it. Why?
  • Both transcripts described booze bottles everywhere including on window sills. None of the pictures showed any booze bottles on window sills, or booze bottles everywhere in the house except his streaming room. Why not mention this as an easy debunk?
  • Mama K transcript describes pencil shavings in the streaming room. The officers mention it as well, along with piles of paper and mail. This isn't shown in the pictures Nick presented. Why not mention this as a made up detail?
  • Celeste's medication bottle on the nightstand. This was BY FAR the most shocking a revelatory moment from the transcripts. The implications that Nick might either be getting meds from his mom, or stealing meds from his mom, is a big deal. Nick didn't mention this at all, not even to throw out a quick "DATS NOT TRUU." Why not mention it at all?
Nick picks and chooses what details to selectively confirm, but seemingly chooses to not bring up other specific details that would be easy to disprove. For example, if the transcripts lied about how filthy the streaming room is, why did they include specific details about pencil shavings, and mail piled on the desk? If they lied about how cluttered the rest of the house is, and lied about how dirty the kid's playroom downstairs is, why did they include details about liquor bottles on the window sills? Perhaps worst of all, why would the transcripts talk about the medication bottle from Celeste, which is DAMNING new information, and Nick not debunk such a lie if it were one? Tellingly, he also shows the master bathroom, but no the master bedroom with the "cuck fridge." Remember, Nick thought it was so funny and weird that Aaron bought his wife a refrigerator as a gift for the bedroom, so much so that Nick paid to ship it from Minnesota to Las Vegas for MAPton to show off at the 'Hate Aaron' convention, yet now he isn't going to show it in his bedroom, and show the drugs on it? Very odd decision. Nick would have the Internet believe that the transcripts lied about how filthy and messy everything was, yet also get very specific and important details correct?

The answer of course, is that Nick is selectively showing very specific photos, taken from specific times and angles, showing only what he wants people to see. Instead of showing stills from the bodycams, he shows "photos from the police report" but not all the photos, and not all the rooms, even though the police photos would not have kids shown in them, and the bodycam footage (and even other photos from the police report) would easily disprove other lies from the transcripts.
 
Ive been with prostitutes that look exactly like this. Ass tattoos and the exact same physique. There's a 99% chance her pussy looks like an arbys sandwich.

I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is clearly a classy gal!

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Nick’s wistful look as he gazes upon a young(ish), sorta unruined piece of ass is really something tho. Looks like he’s about to have a good melancholy cry.

“(Sigh) The things I would do to an ass like that after a couple of lines and some industrial strength viagra!”
 
Here's an interesting video I stumbled upon; it concerns the five questions habitual liars often ask in an attempt to control the conversation and deflect accusation away from them through induced guilt. I do recommend watching the whole thing as it's only eight minutes long, but here's a summary:

If they say "Why are you being so sensitive?", reply "'I'm not being sensitive, I'm being observant. Are you uncomfortable with that?"
If they say "You trust me, right?", reply " Trust is earned through consistency. Are you asking me to ignore my judgement?"
If they say "Are you accusing me?", reply "Should I be?"
If they say "Would I ever lie to you?", reply "That's not the question. The question is, 'would I know if you did'?"
If they say "Can't we just move on?", reply "I'll move on when I understand what happened, not before."

Ai generated voices over ai generated images reading off an ai generated script giving advice on human social interactions. I hate that this will dominate the internet soon.
 
I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is clearly a classy gal!

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Nick’s wistful look as he gazes upon a young(ish), sorta unruined piece of ass is really something tho. Looks like he’s about to have a good melancholy cry.

“(Sigh) The things I would do to an ass like that after a couple of lines and some industrial strength viagra!”
dead eyes. Nothing behind them
 
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