Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

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One time I saw a blog lash out at someone for saying the word 'chibi' and said it was really offensive and racist towards Japanese people and despite all the hate she was getting, kept defending herself by saying she was the only one in the right and everyone else was wrong and how they don't deserve the right to defend the Japanese because it'd be even more offensive.

Does that count?
 
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Reeeeee
 
That person's tumblr was one of the most cancery ones I've seen recently (including enthusiastically wanting people to not punch but kill "nazis"), so I'm having some schadenfreude over this.

Of course not. She's going to find another thirsty tranny chaser to change her poopy diapers.
I'm tempted to just make a thread on her.
 
I've been on and off Tumblr, nowadays I mostly just hang around for art/ VC Blogs. But back when I was 15, I was BIG into feminist blogs, and ohhhh boy are those a can of worms. At the time, when a lot of shit was going down for me, they were actually useful to me and opened the gate to improving my living situation, so that was good. However, it's been like 7 years already, and I revistied some of em with my new acc. And it just felt ... weird? Because they're still all on the *incessant shrieking about minuscule issues* train, I guess.
That one girl I used to follow and reblog a ton still makes the same "I'm a gamergirl! So feminist! So empowering! Gaming is sexist but I'm standing my ground!"/ "fatphobia KILLS" posts she used to make 7 years ago, it's wild.
 
my personal lolcows sadly aren't that exceptional , one is your typical tumblr artist, a female to agender tranny on t in her twenties going by male names, a furry, self proclaimed asexual, polyamorous (all her relationships are internet only ofc) and vegan(or vegetarian? not sure) who's obsessed with porn, all kinds of obscure fetish shit like egg laying and vore, meat, guro, traps, piv labelled as "totally homo" and has a dildo collection she likes to show off. of course a (self diagnosed?) autist and borderliner (the autism is def new wasn't there last time I checked out her about). also has some past drama with a fellow lolcow skintighttucker who seems to be a skam artist or something. though her art is quite decent actually.
selfies from her personal for your viewing pleasure: http://carnespecter.tumblr.com/tagged/boof
her art blog where she actually posts most personal rants: https://vcr-wolfe.tumblr.com
her nsfw art blog: https://nsfwolfe.tumblr.com/ seems to be mostly tranny discourse though
her nsfw reblog-blog: http://ovum-dominus.tumblr.com/ which is mostly photos of meat... ok didn't knew going to the grocery store was nsfw
she seems to have deleted the drama with the tucker guy, but one of her friends collects receipts on him: http://psshaw.tumblr.com/tagged/tucker it's quite entertaining
what's curious about her, she hates everything tumblr loves like my little pony, steven universe, undertale, night in the woods and so on, because it's "white people media" even though she is white and her fav game is guild wars 2


the other is also some insane chick who advocates for public masturbation and pedophilia to be legal and other crazy stuff, though I can't remember her url, but she shows up on my dash pretty regularly to deliver a cringe/laugh so I may add that later
 
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my personal lolcows sadly aren't that exceptional , one is your typical tumblr artist, a female to agender tranny on t in her twenties going by male names, a furry, self proclaimed asexual, polyamorous (all her relationships are internet only ofc) and vegan(or vegetarian? not sure) who's obsessed with porn, all kinds of obscure fetish shit like egg laying and vore, meat, guro and has a dildo collection she likes to show off. of course a (self diagnosed?) autist and borderliner (the autism is def new wasn't there last time I checked out her about).
also has some past drama with a fellow lolcow skintighttucker who seems to be a skam artist or something. though her art is quite decent actually.
selfies from her personal for your viewing pleasure: http://carnespecter.tumblr.com/tagged/boof
her art blog where she actually posts most personal rants: https://vcr-wolfe.tumblr.com
her nsfw art blog: https://nsfwolfe.tumblr.com/ seems to be mostly tranny discourse though
her nsfw reblog-blog: http://ovum-dominus.tumblr.com/
she seems to have deleted the drama with the tucker guy, but one of her friends collects receipts on him: http://psshaw.tumblr.com/tagged/tucker it's quite entertaining


the other is also some insane chick who advocates for public masturbation and pedophilia to be legal and other crazy stuff, though I can't remember her url, but she shows up on my dash pretty regularly to deliver a cringe/laugh so I may add that later
The Victorian medical men used to believe that excessive onanism drove one insane- and it seems to be a common trait along lolcows. I'm really starting to rethink some of the historical beliefs we used to laugh at. Some of them may have been spot-on.
 
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Used to know this kid who was pretty chill. We went our own way after some bs he pulled that pissed me off, though.

Two years later I found his blog and he ended up turning into a suicidal tumblrina who brags about his self harm and used the excuse that "past abuse made him this way" and started pretending to have DID and suddenly decided he was a trans guy or whatever. He also decided he was kin with a sadistic angel and the masochist guy from Kiznaiver. Wildest whiplash I had in a long time.

Then his girlfriend got sick of him (who he pressured her to be a trans guy too or something?) and left him and we ended up being really good friends. He found out and went on a rampage and threatened suicide and made posts about going to the hospital. Turns out he didn't even go, though. His ""alter"" messaged her and said really awful things to her and then he was like "they're my alters I can't help it" afterwards.

Still good friends with his girlfriend. She was really messed up over it for a while but it got pretty funny after he made a tag for her that was full of depression posts. Also he's triggered by Twitter, hedgehogs, and pugs now.


I don't have many other interesting stories because I rarely use Tumblr nowadays but I used to run an aesthetic blog on Tumblr which liked to attract some interesting people. I remember one random chick started telling me about all the drama she's been involved in and then she was like, if you softblock I'll block you. Or something.
 
Not too long ago I met some kid who was Dio Brando fictionkin. Surprisingly, I didn't actually find out about them on tumblr, but we were mutuals on there for a while and everything they did made me cringe.

So, first I wanna make it clear that they weren't just Dio kin, they also kinned Doppio, Jolyne, Iggy, and like 5 other JoJo characters, but apparently Dio was "them irl".

One of the most notable memories I have of them is the time they posted a disgusting pic of their fingernails where they were covered (very messily, I should add) in black and red polish and had "DIO" clumsily etched into each one. I had to do a double take because when I first saw the image I couldn't tell what it was supposed to be of, but yeah, they were real proud of that for whatever reason.

Another thing they did was pinpoint some random twitter user and claim that the user abused them, they made it into this huge drama and threatened to call the police on this user who lived in a completely different state from them because they thought the user was "stalking" them (and of course they had no evidence of that). Later on we come to find out that the only reason they started that drama was because the user was another Dio kin, and as most fictionkin do, this lolcow claimed the user was a "fake Dio" and that they were the only "real Dio".

Anyways, after associating with my friend group for like a month, they cut us off because we were "kinphobic" (i.e. we thought they were a weird bitch and didn't see them as ~ The Real Dio Brando ~ or whatever). Nowadays, they've moved over to the Vent app and spew shit about how toxic my friend group is for some reason or another.
 
Used to know this kid who was pretty chill. We went our own way after some bs he pulled that pissed me off, though.

Two years later I found his blog and he ended up turning into a suicidal tumblrina who brags about his self harm and used the excuse that "past abuse made him this way" and started pretending to have DID and suddenly decided he was a trans guy or whatever. He also decided he was kin with a sadistic angel and the masochist guy from Kiznaiver. Wildest whiplash I had in a long time.

Then his girlfriend got sick of him (who he pressured her to be a trans guy too or something?) and left him and we ended up being really good friends. He found out and went on a rampage and threatened suicide and made posts about going to the hospital. Turns out he didn't even go, though. His ""alter"" messaged her and said really awful things to her and then he was like "they're my alters I can't help it" afterwards.

Still good friends with his girlfriend. She was really messed up over it for a while but it got pretty funny after he made a tag for her that was full of depression posts. Also he's triggered by Twitter, hedgehogs, and pugs now.

This guy's ex girlfriend here to say everything Panda said is true and it's absolutely hilarious.

To elaborate, yeah, he actually really did pressure me into identifying as a trans guy. I had been having issues with pressure from other people and he just kind of fucked with it to the top. We were dating at the time he started IDing as male, and I remember he started calling himself gay even though I'm a girl and we were dating. So I legitimately felt like I needed to be a guy and thus... that. EDIT: He also had like.. gaslit me or something, saying I had talked about being trans when I didn't and was perfectly happy as a girl? LOL

He really fucked me up throughout our entire relationship and took advantage of me and shit. He identified as all these weird, gross characters and stereotypical yanderes and stuff, and was really obsessed with me.
And remember EdgeCult? DespairCult? Yeah, he was mutuals with them and I can't even remember if he participated in that shit or not. I remember he begged them to send him gore (and me, I think, without my consent - IRL gore squicks me if it's timed right), or something.

And his tag for me... His tag for me? Don't even get me started. I went by a name that started with H at the time that I finally left that relationship, and I remember checking his blog a month or so later to see that he had this intense tag that was like... Well, I think he had multiple tags. "#h" "#..." "#_" ? Those may have been them, if I remember correctly.
They were full of THE most pathetic shit I have seen in my entire life. If you search up "depression aesthetic" on Pinterest or even on Google Images, half the things in that tag would come up in that search, I can tell you that. It was sad. Pathetically so.

I remember one time, too, he had messaged me asking if I was asexual. I said no, and I recall him kind of drunkenly typing (he wasn't drunk, but it sure felt like it) "ahhh goood i couldnt stand being with someone asexual im soo hyypersexual lol" or some shit like that. He was really disgusting and said some sexual things to me randomly.

He'd also do this thing people compare to cult practices, where he'd love bomb friends, especially me, then totally cut them off or threaten suicide or something or other. I remember once he was insanely lovey to me one day then a few hours later he pretended one of his weirdass "headmates" came out and harassed me and called me a stupid shit and all that. Looking back on it, it's so funny.

I wish I had some caps of the shit he said -- unfortunately, I deactivated all SM associated with him and he blocked me on Skype.

Also, I love hedgehogs and pugs and I use Twitter on a regular basis.
 
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Ho boy, first post on the farms. This post will sadly contain a bit of powerlevelling as I got way too involved with these people two years ago, only knew about their tumblrs way way later, and can almost only speak from my own experiences with them.
I apologise in advance if the farms don't want me. Dealing with these people have ultimately put me off from being active online, but I still get nightmares about these tumblrinas so might as well share.

We all knew each other in real life, used to go to anime conventions together, and still have to share space at said conventions now, so that's fun.
It's not 100% tumblr, as we mostly talked on Facebook and had a fetlife circlejerk going on. - Which, anyone involved in any BDSM community should know, is way too insane and dramatic than it has any right to be.

First one, friends for 3 months:
- Started emotionally abusing me, talking down to me and acting passive aggressive towards me when I became good friends with a millionaire with cancer that she wanted to be her sugar daddy (he wasn't into it for the record)
- Threatened suicide when I met up with said guy and he bought me KFC, since he had never bought her anything (This was after I spent a very large chunk of money on meeting up with him while she and her boyfriend both constantly talked shit about him and how I was a fool to waste any money and effort on him)
- Got the guy banned from multiple communities after blasting false accusations of attempted murder, rape, etc.. I later had to act as a petty scapegoat when the news hit his family, in order to avoid having his life ruined.
- It's presumed that she made a lot of hate posts about herself on 4chan so she could gain asspats from friends, but not confirmed. Constantly whined for asspats in any case, told me to fuck off with my advice once because, quote, "I just want some validation".
- Got pissed off whenever anyone treated her like a child, but refused to take responsibility for anything in her life and called me a baby on multiple occasions whenever I admitted some of my deepest fears to her.I could care less, but for someone who got triggered whenever people called her baby, that was always quite funny to me.
- We had a lot of "friends" in common, one which she claimed had raped her and a few others (all guys) that she constantly talked shit about because she thought she was hot shit and any guy that so much as looked at her just wanted to fuck and nothing else.
She did funnily enough have sex with one of my best friends after knowing him for 5 minutes. No idea if she still believes that he's to blame for her making advances on him.
- Begged (maybe still does) for money online in exchange for nudes. Tried being a domme for a while in exchange for money. Didn't succeed, as far as I've been told.
- Hates all men. Sadly her boyfriend is as big of a tool as she is, so it's impossible to sympathise.
- Last I heard, she's spread rumors to fashion communities I have no wish to be a part of, that I'm a mean bully she's known since childhood or something.
- Hopped on the David Bowie hate train when he died, still makes fun of the fans that got upset at his death months later.
- Boyfriend threatened me after I firmly made a formal post about reporting them to authorities if they got anywhere near myself and KFC friend as she had threatened to spit in his face the next time she saw him. She also loves giving death threats, but if anyone ever takes them seriously and handles them maturely, they're the devil.

I cut contact after a very negative drastic change in my life, a lot of it caused by her stressing me out.
Months later, I was told that she had a Tumblr and had made a call-out post about me on there, claiming that I had tried to force her to be besties with her "rapist". This was due to me having issues with the guy she claimed raped her, working those issues out, and mentioning them to her.
Also tried to turn the friends that she constantly talked shit about against me when I cut all ties, didn't succeed. Is now the laughing stock in our friend circle.
Presumably lives on tumblr and fetlife now because that's the only places she can still get attention.
Looks a lot like todokaras in that caterpillar nude selfie.
Her tumblr mostly just contains suicide notes for attention, depressing cringe retweets and slutty photos of herself. As well as an abandoned NSFW guro Jojo fanart account.

Second one, friends for 3 years or so:
- Once tried to rape and kill a guy. Calls herself a MRA nowadays.
- Personality:
"girlfriend: can you help me with my boyf-
me: leave him"
Called me a rape sympathiser for siding with my KFC friend, and believed the claims of the above lolcow whom she had known for 3 months at the time. MRA indeed.
- Decided within a day that she was destined to be with a friend of mine through 7 years. After a failed one night stand, she was rejected and months later still whine about her PTSD on the internet. Laughed at his dead cat when it got run over. They knew each other for around 3 months too.
Started dating one of his close friends soon after, because of course she did.
- Used to threaten people online that she would make her lanky goth ex boyfriend from Texas beat them up for being mean to her on the internet. Claims to have eternal trauma from that too.
- Used to be delusional about her physical appearance. We never followed each other on Tumblr, but she triggerwarned her weight loss statuses on Facebook. "I used to always get triggered when my friends talked about getting skinnier!". Unfriended me after I started taking exercising and healthy eating seriously, so unsure if this is still a thing or not.
- Openly considers herself a strong woman but brags about needing to smoke weed and eat pills everyday to deal with herself. Is a teacher.
- Laughed in my face while I was about to have a fairly severe mental breakdown, which was the point where I completely stopped paying attention and putting in effort to be nice to her.

That's about the "funniest" parts of it all. The first cow in particular, there's way more to it than that.
It took me around 5 months just to write this post because the situation is still pretty fresh and fucked up, my Tumblr is gone now, and Jojo part 6 has been ruined for me by them and their lesbian headcanons. Both of them used to be and still are into Homosuck, and my biggest regret is really just giving them the benefit of doubt after learning that fact.
 
Ho boy, first post on the farms. This post will sadly contain a bit of powerlevelling as I got way too involved with these people two years ago, only knew about their tumblrs way way later, and can almost only speak from my own experiences with them.
I apologise in advance if the farms don't want me. Dealing with these people have ultimately put me off from being active online, but I still get nightmares about these tumblrinas so might as well share.

Screencaps or urls. The Farms are not an emotional support forum, especially if you're seeking it in a boring way. I definitely sympathize with having fucked up friendships with people you met online but this isn't the place to process.
 
Not sure if this guy's been posted or not, but holy hell, they are a saltmine.

I'm honestly afraid to post my porn in the "Quantum Break" series and character tags because of CMDonovann's bullshit on Tumblr.

CMDonovann wants everyone to accept their "headcanon" that their precious OTP "Jack Joyce/Paul Serene" is transgender, and pretty much sends hate to anyone who draws them with a dick/without surgery scars.

Not to mention, with this level of obsession, this kind of leads me to believe they are either hardcore on the Spectrum or this is literally one of the *only* video games they've played. The only other game I've seen them post about is Tales From The Borderlands.

Aside from that, I found a Twitter screenshot of him treating one of his younger artist fans (obviously underage) TERRIBLY for no reason at all besides not having a scanner/tablet at the moment:

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And then Charlie being a massive fucking hypocrite to someone half his age afterwards:

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I find their terrible attitude really a shame. They're actually one of the better artists (although still with a mediocre skill-level, imho) in the Quantum Break fandom. Their artwork was even featured on the developer's official blog, and they were interviewed about their transgender headcanons on a number of fan websites (lying through their teeth about harassing other users, of course.)

Here's some of their NSFW art: (which really contradicts the "FtM transgender" headcanon he's given them. They look more like MtF transgenders, if anything, but that's just my personal opinion.)

I'm beyond confused why he just doesn't label them "Queer" or "Androgynous" because not everyone has to be "suddenly trans* OMFG" to get reassignment surgeries.

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Both of these characters have *canonically* graduated from a university with a higher degree in Quantum Physics, one of them being an ex-veteran, I'm pretty sure they could afford to pay for the depicted "chest surgeries." And you know what else? CMDonovann just HAS to ignore the plot like that. He just HAS to make them suddenly uneducated, broke, jobless, lazy, and pathetic like he is iRL.

They honestly make me scared to even associate with the fandom itself because of (1) how small it is and drama spreads quickly, (2) how it lacks porn, and I just want to draw Jack Joyce and Paul Serene with dicks like they're supposed to have, (3) I've been sticking to side views/penetration angles to avoid rustling this toxic dipshit's jimmies, and I'm just so sick of this person alienating/personally attacking everyone in the fandom just because it's "their way, or the highway."
 

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Post porn anyway, YOLO

I just checked them out.
Looks like they're in contact with a former friend of mine that I mentioned in the earlier pages of the Random Tumblr Posts thread.

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"I don't like canon!!! Wah wah wah!" :(

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Heterosexual relationships are the devil's doing.

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Yeesh, I can see why you stopped being friends, @Meowthkip and @IvanaHumpalot.

It's been a while, but Sarc has moved URLs and to this day is still posting about me:

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http://archive.is/7tV2U

Sarc is 35 years old. 35.

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http://archive.is/UNKDR

And they're also getting mad about some incredibly tame porn.

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http://archive.is/73CIw

The piece in question? This:

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Also, "FUCKING HETS" has become an inside joke on our Discord server, since we keep acquiring people who have come across Sarc themselves.
 
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Sarc is 35 years old. 35.

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http://archive.is/UNKDR

I like how they think that bringing up their age will somehow give them legitimacy.

At the end of the day, Sarc is someone who is nearly 40 and apparently has nothing better to do but get massively bootyblistered over imaginary relationships in video games. I think that warrants the locker treatment a lot more than a teenager that happens to like a straight pairing.
 
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