Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.2%

  • Total voters
    292
How is there no alcohol present in any of these pictures the day of the raid? Aside from in his office, I can't find so much as a can of White Claw.

Speaking of his office though, I've nooticed a couple of discrepancies between the "raid photo" and his office of 3 days prior.
While it's possible these things changed between the pill stream and the raid, all three of them were there since at least the beginning of April 2024 and much longer for items 1 and 3. It would be one hell of a coincidence.

May 20th - 21st, 2024
The infamous pill stream.
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  1. [BLUE] I have no clue wtf this is. It looks like a black xbox controller on a white plate.
  2. [GREEN] Some kind of green lanyard thing. I think it's draped over the hammer in the background of his current set.
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  3. [RED] Looks like a poster/painting leaning towards Nick against the far side of his book shelf.
May 23rd, 2024 (According to Nick)
Day of the raid approximately 57 hours after the pill stream.
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The contents of the book shelf appears to be the same. However items 1 and 2 are now missing and, most damning of all imo, it looks like 3 is now where the cat painting was. It may not necessarily be item 3 but whatever it is it's taller than the cat painting and is framed. Either way 3 is not where it was and something has taken the place of the cat painting or possibly was placed in front of it.

I encourage you to compare the unmarked images for yourself and to let me know if I've gone full schizo.
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I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is clearly a classy gal!

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Nick’s wistful look as he gazes upon a young(ish), sorta unruined piece of ass is really something tho. Looks like he’s about to have a good melancholy cry.

“(Sigh) The things I would do to an ass like that after a couple of lines and some industrial strength viagra!”
I don't know how your guy's parents were, but if my mom ever caught my dad hanging out with and talking to a woman like Xia, she would have caved his head in with a frying pan.

And not that lightweight aluminium teflon-coated shit, either. A cast-iron frying pan.

I guess Kayla gives absolutely no fucks whatsoever. Absolute useless woman with no self-respect whatsoever.

I can't believe I fell for this asshole's trad dad and husband routine.
 
Your attachments are shown and not hidden behind the spoiler btw.
Fixed, right?

Btw: Remember that pic where Nick gets his Snek tattoo where he looks like the occasionally visiting degen uncle?

I seem to recall that he makes a similar facial expression on that pic as when looking at Xia’s lackluster ass.

Is that Nick’s coom face we captured?

I don't know how your guy's parents were, but if my mom ever caught my dad hanging out with and talking to a woman like Xia, she would have caved his head in with a frying pan.

And not that lightweight aluminium teflon-coated shit, either. A cast-iron frying pan.

I guess Kayla gives absolutely no fucks whatsoever. Absolute useless woman with no self-respect whatsoever.

I can't believe I fell for this asshole's trad dad and husband routine.
I bet you that whenever they’re out, and Nick sees some younger woman showing cleavage, whether a waitress, an acquaintance or a store clerk, he’ll stand and “flirt” while unapologetically staring at her tits, until the woman clearly embarrassed and uncomfortable removes herself from this lush.

And I have no doubt that he also pulled this shit at church.
 
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I bet you that whenever they’re out, and Nick sees some younger woman showing cleavage, whether a waitress, an acquaintance or a store clerk, he’ll stand and “flirt” while unapologetically staring at her tits, until the woman clearly embarrassed and uncomfortable removes herself from this lush.

And I have no doubt that he also pulled this shit at church.
Like, why even be married if you're gonna do this shit?

The kids? He doesn't give a shit about his kids. Apparently neither does she.

This crap is just so ridiculous. And of course it ended in disaster.
 
Nick has made 2 comments that I can see on Stallyn's latest supercut of the Nick picture stream.
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Very funny that Nick used one of his children's toys for a sex game! I even made a comment about this earlier in the year. Turns out I might have been (unfortunately) correct:
The most recent Elissa clip with Aaron making jokes about naked twister and saying "who goes on a trip as an adult and brings twister to a hotel room" gave me a horrible thought that Nick took the twister game from the cabinet of toys for his kids, had a sex game on the mat, and then probably didn't clean it and put it back with the kids toys when they got home. :stress:
 
For the level of effort this faggot moron put into this coverup attempt, this dumb queer could have just kept the house clean in the first place. He wouldn't have even had to do it himself. Just bought slightly less cocaine, picked up a phone, called someone, and said "hey come by once a week or so and clean the place up."
 
Goddamn Nick, I should have ordered a second mega-large popcorn. Far too much salt for the single mega-bucket. I'm going to need to start looking into pickling and jerky type applications for that fine, grade-A, bitch-made, geyser of salt you are producing.

Look at this harvest, nearly a tablespoon of the stuff:
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And no Nick, that's not for sharing. I see that greedy look in your eyes.
Wait a fucking minute.
Didn't Nick plead to about 18 grams of cocaine inspite of the Raid getting 26+ grams of cocaine +residue on other parts as well as ketamine?
The cocaine was also spread out across multiple bags and containers.

Did the cops come back around at a later date. Find Nicky with new cocaine and only pursue conviction on that smaller amount of cocaine they found a 2nd time?
Did this moron post proof of his backroom deals?
 
For the level of effort this faggot moron put into this coverup attempt, this dumb queer could have just kept the house clean in the first place. He wouldn't have even had to do it himself. Just bought slightly less cocaine, picked up a phone, called someone, and said "hey come by once a week or so and clean the place up."
5 fucking kids....and none of them know how to put shit away, fold their own clothes, or clean. Teach your kids right and they more than likely won't grow up to be shit bags. But then again it helps when you have parents who show the fuck up!
 
I’m still many pages behind so sorry if late on this, but there is a cat in the image. I thought the cat was taken out of the home relatively early?
How many cats do the Rekieta's have? The cat that bolted out the door during the raid was described as a fluffy orange one. Probably a long haired tabby.
 
dead eyes. Nothing behind them
This isn’t a woman you bring home to your mother. This is a woman you save on your phone as “Bob’s Pizza” or some shit like that, and the entire drive home, the post nut clarity makes you feel like a gross piece of shit and you swear that this is the last time you spend 200$ on a 6/10 dead eyed whore who happens to have a nice set of tits.
Like, why even be married if you're gonna do this shit?

The kids? He doesn't give a shit about his kids. Apparently neither does she.

This crap is just so ridiculous. And of course it ended in disaster.

There are plenty of well off, older couples where the wife ignores the husbands occasional indiscretions, because they have built a solid life together, and there is a measure of love and respect that goes beyond the husband wanting some ass when the wife is soooo over sex every week.

This isn’t one of those though.

This is just an out of control lush, and his pilled out wife who has been gaslit and browbeaten into submission, while her pathetic husband tries to relive the 20ies he’s stuck in through arrested development. Just this time with drugs and whores and without those pesky kids holding him back.

Press F to spit.

Very funny that Nick used one of his children's toys for a sex game! I even made a comment about this earlier in the year. Turns out I might have been (unfortunately) correct

Just a lil reminder that Kayla used her children’s clothes for a sexy Halloween costume one time.

Boundaries seem to be a non existent thing at the Rekieta household.

Who wants to bet that they both regularly “confide” in their kids about their sex life and relationship/drug problems?
 
How many cats do the Rekieta's have? The cat that bolted out the door during the raid was described as a fluffy orange one. Probably a long haired tabby.
One.

The one in the picture.

Which means the picture with the cat in it was not taken during the raid.

Which means Nick is a liar.
 
5 fucking kids....and none of them know how to put shit away, fold their own clothes, or clean. Teach your kids right and they more than likely won't grow up to be shit bags. But then again it helps when you have parents who show the fuck up!
It wasn't the kids filling the house floor to ceiling with empty and half-empty liquor bottles. And remember the washing and drying machine were behind the rape den. They'd have to walk through repulsive drug orgies just to wash the clothes if they even knew how to do it.
 
I've noticed that despite spending so much time seething about men who are his mortal enemies like Aaron and Josh, he only ever wishes death to women (Keanu, mama k)
Many, many such cases.

I can't fucking believe this. He goes on and on about how depraved it is for anyone to see his house and bribes the police to bury it, but then goes and posts pictures of his squalid hive himself? At this rate he's going to release the bodycam himself just to 'prove' that someone, somewhere is wrong. His house is disgusting, proof that money can't buy class. (who needs that many clothes anyway?)
You have to remember that any consistency on his story only lasts in 30 minute intervals. Since he's using whippets and is permanently getting more retarded, we can expect this window to shorten to 15 minutes in the next three months.

I guarantee you this nigga took the photos yesterday. The coke photos are either him breaking probation or even better measuring out baking powder and larping it's coke.
It's plainly obvious since we know during the arrest there was no visible floor to walk on.
 
they are in a group chat discussing things. I'm not paying that much attention but they're scheming on how to try and conclusively prove that the images are not from the day of the bodycam footage. It's slightly amusing, Rekieta calling them psychopathic hobgoblins got their dander up.
I’ve been messing with enhancing the image of Nicks computer screen so we can see the date & time of that particular photo he provided. Didn’t get great results yet but hopefully someone else can either build off of the images I enhanced, or enhance the copies from Nick better than I’m able with what I’ve got on hand. See below for the pics, for anyone interested.
Here's the image of his streaming area. If you take the image displayed on his main monitor and adjust the perspective a bit, the title and description of the Locals post seem to match this one from the night before, but it's impossible to actually read the letters. I'm actually willing to believe this was taken that morning.

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I’ve hunted through all the photos Nick was willing to part with today, no great luck so far, but I do think finding a date & time on his toolbar may be possible still.

The not so great thing is I’m a bit suspicious that Nick (or a buddy of his) blurred out text to make those things unreadable. You’ll see what I mean in the enhancements. Where sentences should be there are things blurred lines or out of place blanked out fields.

The better news is that I was able to bring out some details including what is likely to be his user icon from some site, a few fragments that aren’t quite legible yet, but not the date & time on a toolbar or quick launch bar. It’s a start that I’m hoping gets improved by others who do enhancements too, maybe someone else has access to top of the line editing software or programs I currently don’t. I had a shitty set up but did what I could, mostly by adjusting contrast & clarity:
Nicks provided photo:
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Edit 2 Clarity & Contrast:
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Different people probably said:
Between getting choked out on stream and being locked away in the bathroom, how has that pug managed to survive until now?

"All power in Heaven and on earth has been given to me.
You, then, are to go and make disciples of all the nations and baptise them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.
Teach them to observe all that I have commanded you and, remember,

I am with you always"

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Who's Nick trying to fool with these obviously cherry picked, and edited photos probably taken after the raid?
If it is true that the Rekieta's have just one cat why is it in the middle of the fucking floor in his pic, and the bodycam transcript says the cat bolted out the door with one of the children saying something like "it's okay he/she can go outside"?
Nick's trying to fool an army of autists who don't miss even the most minute details Lol
Some intrepid sperg is going to find a bigger bombshell in these pics to prove they were not taken during the main raid, and Nick will have an aneurysm . Book it!
 
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