Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Long Time Caller]

Is it possible to be in a polycule and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Is it possible to be in a polycule and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

Sure, if everyone else in the polycule is a woman, but that's normally called a harem.

 

[MooseMuha]

Nick is currently superchatting in @bedabbler on YouTube.

 

[not william stenchever]

Sure, if everyone else in the polycule is a woman, but that's normally called a harem.

Nick would love to compare himself to Genghis Khan but even that's a bridge to far for him. He has no steppe warrior horde, he has only 1-2 bitches, and he is not an enjoyer of kitty companionship. It's a worrisome possibility that he would compare himself to Mohammed, though.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick is currently superchatting in @bedabbler on YouTube.

He's not on the live chat members list anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

You reminded me, I made a bunch of these over a year ago.
Back then they were mostly a joke, but he's really put in work to live up to the shitpost.

Impressive. Nick has used his "communications expertise" to tell everyone he is an absolute faggot who is obsessed with other men and his own semen to the point that the only thing anyone even knows him for is sucking cocks, taking it up the ass, abusing children, being an absolute faggot, and losing every legal motion he's ever filed.

Is it possible to be in a polycule and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

No, you're automatically a faggot, not just a faggot but the most pathetic kind of faggot. You don't even get to be the Freddie Mercury kind of faggot, you're just the faggot who sucks cocks down by the gas station. Nick is that kind of faggot.

 

[not william stenchever]

You don't even get to be the Freddie Mercury kind of faggot, you're just the faggot who sucks cocks down by the gas station

Freddie Mercury would have fag-dragged rackets for being such an embarrassing faggot. Nick is pretty much on the same level as bugchasers in terms of bringing down the rest of faggotkind.

 

[LimeRikki]

Is it possible to be a faggot and not be a faggot? Asking for a friend.

What kind of bait is this?

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The most recent Elissa clip with Aaron making jokes about naked twister and saying "who goes on a trip as an adult and brings twister to a hotel room" gave me a horrible thought that Nick took the twister game from the cabinet of toys for his kids, had a sex game on the mat, and then probably didn't clean it and put it back with the kids toys when they got home.

 

[Hellion]

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He's not on the live chat members list anymore.

Why on earth does he demand to be modded? Does he just want to feel important and make sure he's noticed and paid attention to? He's trying to make a dumb joke in the message but the whole thing just reeks of desperation. You were once the highest superchat earner on YT and now you're begging and trying to pay a puppet to notice you???

 

[Flora Fox]

Why on earth does he demand to be modded?

He wants to be able to screw with other chatters

 

[thebigdream]

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He's not on the live chat members list anymore.

From Lawpope to wrench-demanding reply guy. So very shameful.

 

[AnOminous]

What kind of bait is this?

If is entirely possible to be a faggot in the sense of a dude who has sex with dudes, and yet not be Nick Rekieta, who is in his own personal tier of faggotry.

 

[Can of Spam]

Nick and Ralph should start a show on how awesome it is being sober. Compare notes on how to get through the rough patches and stay clean.

Lord knows they both could use the money from reading superchats and giving inspirational words of sober wisdom.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?

My assumption with Nick is that he isn’t talking about Aaron eating out April, but that he likes “cooking” so much that he took out a recipe from Natural Harvest (gay cookbook for using sperm, I would believe Nick got it as a “joke”) and fed people his Navy.

He’s the cummelier. Tonight’s spunk, monsieur, is a 1981 Balldeaux. It’s a crack-forward jizz with hints of Dorito and PVC in the nose, with a lingering finish that evokes the sweat of a Jamaican gigolo’s taint.

 

[Melty Butter]

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He's not on the live chat members list anymore.

Jesus, the Dabbleverse is insufferable. It's all bad inside jokes and endless beefs that no one cares about. The muppet is harmless but it's hard to figure out what's real. There's a disembodied voice offscreen.

Obviously Melton and Nick conspired to show up at the same time, assuming below is actually Melton. Anyway, this is what showed up on screen, chronologically:

These cannot be real donos, or are they?

This was making fun of Aaron eating cum:

Discussing some meetup with Chad (Zumock?)



I note this bc Nick was in Doom's chat last night (upper right)?

Edit to Add: Why do Nick's Superchats look different?
Edit 2: Apparently he was in Doom's chat & I added the archive. The chats below are from earlier in @bedabbler's show that he put up on the screen via Doom's Xeet.

Archive

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Edit 2: Apparently he was in Doom's chat.
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Jokes on you Kiwifags. Nick knows Aaron is gay because April told him Aaron's dick tastes like Nick's ass and Drexel's cum.

 

[Schpoots]

Everything involving Nick has become so lame and gay. It's like the beef between Ralph and Cog. Just two nobodies fighting to the death over nothing.

 

[AnOminous]

It may be illegal for Nick even to continue calling himself "Rekieta Law" at this point. He can't practice law. He isn't a lawyer. He's a fake lawyer if he claims to be one. If he claims he's a "small law firm" he isn't one. Because he can't practice law.

He's disqualified. On top of that he's a gigantic faggot, not that that's actually relevant, but it's a true fact that he's an enormous homosexual.

Is he really a "law firm" if he ever uses that intro again? I doubt it. The Rules of Professional Conduct generally prohibit a non-lawyer from running anything called a law firm, and at this point, his fake "small law firm" is not only run by a non-lawyer, it doesn't even actually have a lawyer in charge of it.

There are no lawyers employed by this bogus fake law firm!

It has a disqualified non-lawyer in charge of it.

tl;dr Nick is not a lawyer, he can not run a law firm.

 

[Melty Butter]

FFS, I just noticed this in the Xitter thread (captured in the archive in my previous post). I figure it's worth throwing up here considering it's Cum Day.