Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 104 34.3%

  • Total voters
    303
Is it possible to FOIA Kandiyohi County, MN emails. Specifically Kandiyohi County Attorney’s Office & Kandiyohi County Sheriffs Office emails with “Rekieta” mentioned anywhere in the email? Or would they likely deny the request?

For example if the Sheriff’s office emailed the County Attorney regarding the Rekieta body cam? If such an email existed would it be available for release or would it be considered confidential & unavailable.

Would an email from an outside party such as the Barnes Walker to the County Attorney asking the record be corrected and the body cam removed from evidence be available to be released or would that be confidential?
FOIA usually exempts active criminal investigations and we know he is being investigated for other stuff.
 
I’ve been thinking this, too, although I’d go so far as to say there seems to be a degradation/corruption theme running through his milestones. He’s got contempt for purity as a general concept. He derides Josh as a virgin. He scoffs at Aaron for not going enough coke. His psyche can’t even seem to tolerate an unblemished countertop without chaotically scattering detritus across it. To him, this is proper.
He didn’t turn April into an addict, he “taught” April about molly etc. Sick bastard.
Good call.

Sharing “educational” pornhub links with his son and shaming his daughter for not being a slut is likely the best case scenario with this sick fuck.

I bet you his youngest daughter have heard things like: “One day, you’ll make a young man in the back of a truck very happy!”
Nick seethes at the question and literally has no answer. "I don't know."
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Ah. So close to the balldo breaking point. Delicious!
 
What makes this whole thing so stupid is that footage after release will be forgotten in month. And it would really not add much to anything to attacks Nick is getting... The fight is just so pointless...
If he'd released it immediately it'd be mostly forgotten.

Now that he's fighting it and making a case out of it he'll be taunted by it forever
 
The better news is that I was able to bring out some details including what is likely to be his user icon from some site, a few fragments that aren’t quite legible yet, but not the date & time on a toolbar or quick launch bar. It’s a start that I’m hoping gets improved by others who do enhancements too, maybe someone else has access to top of the line editing software or programs I currently don’t. I had a shitty set up but did what I could, mostly by adjusting contrast & clarity:
This was indeed from the night before. Here is a screen shot of what you are seeing. Of course, it is not exact, but you can see what was said in chat in that picture.
 

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What makes this whole thing so stupid is that footage after release will be forgotten in month. And it would really not add much to anything to attacks Nick is getting... The fight is just so pointless...
people will unironically rewatch his spergouts of the past week alone more often than rewatching the bodycam-i'd be amazed if anyone goes over it more than once outside of release day.
hell i've gone back to a few bangers during the faran spergout and had a good laugh, he creates endless streams of content. (suffah casino boys)
 
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26:00 Aaron mentions in passing that the only car that fits into the 3-car garage is the Rustang "in storage for winter". I recall somebody here predicting the Rustang was "in storage" in his own garage and that this was another one of Nick's shifty lies.
Aaron also says at 2:34 he was interviewed by "an Investigator" about Nick being physically abusive with his family. I'm thinking this all but confirms this is Gabe Hoffman's bombshell he's planning on dumping on Nicks head. Aaron says the source is close to Rekieta and would be in position to know.

when Gabe finally releases it Nick is somehow fucked harder than he already was.
 
It's the K shit that pissed me off the most, actually.

I'm still incensed.

I'm actually debating whether I should say why. Still haven't decided yet. Either way, fuck Nick with a barbed wire Balldo.
I've elected not to elaborate any further, because this really isn't the appropriate forum for it.

What I will say here is this:

I would be extremely cautious trusting Nick to accurately convey, much less analyze, anything K told him.

I'm sure most of you already understand and are in agreement with that, so I'm probably just preaching to the choir anyways.

To me, she seems like a very nice lady whose heart is in the right place.

Oh... also... shithead is down another 1k to 417k. He was 418k yesterday morning. I don't think yesterday's bullshit helped him very much.

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Wow, Nick, that was great! You just handed The Hardship the argument that you have waived privacy on a silver platter. Before this he had to rely on Barnes-Walker's fuckup in the motion for a Franks hearing where he quoted from and referred to the body cam footage. And he had to overcome the Barnes-Walker withdrawing the offered exhibits. While The Hardship could probably overcome that, it would be a lot of work.

But now? You gave him a free argument because you just couldn't shut the fuck up. You had to win some internet slapfight about fucking nothing. And you didn't even win it! You convinced no one to change their minds. You lost and you will continue to lose. Because you are a loser.
We were talking about this since he posted the announcement tweet.

And photos enjoy less protection than bodycams under MN law.
 
Zeno's Paradox of Achilles and the Nick Rekieta thread

Nick Rekieta's thread challenged Achilles to a race, claiming that it would win as long as Achilles gave him a small head start. Achilles laughed at this, for of course he was a mighty warrior and a swift reader, whereas the thread was heavy and slow.
“How big a head start do you need?” Achilles asked the thread with a smile.
“Ten pages,” the latter replied.
Achilles laughed louder than ever. “You will surely lose, my friend, in that case,” he told the thread, “but let us race, if you wish it.”
“On the contrary,” said the thread, “I will win, and I can prove it to you by a simple argument.”
“Go on then,” Achilles replied, with less confidence than he felt before. He knew he was the faster reader, but he also knew Nick Rekieta was more retarded, and he had lost many a bewildering argument in the thread before this.
“Suppose,” began the thread, “that you give me a ten page head start. Would you say that you could cover that ten pages between us very quickly?”
“Very quickly,” Achilles affirmed.
“And in that time, how far should I have gone, do you think?”
“Perhaps a page — no more,” said Achilles after a moment’s thought.
“Very well,” replied the thread, “so now there is a page between us. And you would catch up that distance very quickly?”
“Very quickly indeed!”
“And yet, Nick has just spent three hours screaming at a woman and generated 50 more pages, so that now you must catch that distance up, yes?”
“Yes...” said Achilles slowly.
“And while you are doing so, Nick shall have spiraled a little way farther, so that you must then catch up the new distance,” the thread continued smoothly.
Achilles said nothing.
“And so you see, in each moment you must be catching up the distance between us, and yet Nick Rekieta — at the same time — will be reaching new lows, however small, for you to catch up again.”
“Indeed, it must be so,” said Achilles wearily.
“And so you can never catch up,” the thread concluded sympathetically.
“You are right, as always,” said Achilles sadly — and conceded he would never see the body cam footage.
This shit slots into ancient mythic structure so admirably. Was just thinking yesterday about how Nick huffing the gas reminds me of Oedipus gouging his eyes.

Given Celeste's pills that comparison may be more apt than ever.
 
I've elected not to elaborate any further, because this really isn't the appropriate forum for it.

What I will say here is this:

I would be extremely cautious trusting Nick to accurately convey, much less analyze, anything K told him.

I'm sure most of you already understand and are in agreement with that, so I'm probably just preaching to the choir anyways.

To me, she seems like a very nice lady whose heart is in the right place.

Oh... also... shithead is down another 1k to 417k. He was 418k yesterday morning. I don't think yesterday's bullshit helped him very much.

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It's insane (but not surprising) that Nick would hear a lady say "the way you treat your family reminds me of my abusive childhood" and Nick's response is "I HOPE YOU DIE, YOU CUNT!"
 
Clearly, Nick meant they don't have erotic maid services in Kandiyohi Country (and he checked).
:really: I called up all of them, none were willing to bring their husbands and swing with me after
:really: the Somalian owned ones flat out refused to fuck my wife
:really: the male ones refused to wear the Aaron Imholte skinsuit I ordered to have less than consensual encounters

What I will say here is this:
This faggot really had the audacity to smugly say "oh I'm sorry you were molested by your mum or dad or whatever but you're not finding your redemption here". Who says that?
Oh yeah, Nicholas Rekieta.

Vile scum.
 
Was there ever any resolution on what these two blemishes are supposed to be? I remember some speculation that they might be bruises from hitting himself or from a new fight with Kayla back when they first appeared almost two weeks ago, but they're still around today when bruises should have healed faster and they're in the same two spots so they wouldn't be from a new fight. Do AIDS lesions last this long?

May 20th:

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June 2nd:

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Liver spots or weird drug itching scarring? Doesn't look like physical fight trauma
 
Idk guys personally I’m in aw that this is Nick
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BEFORE he started hitting the galaxy gas so hard he turns blue on camera

since this screencap of the infamous stream, his eyes no longer team up to track the same objects. He’s turned part iguana and them shits declared independence from eachother
 
been thinking about this thing. iirc everything we'd read before referred to the .22 casing as "spent" (correct me if i'm misremembering) which the ones that come in this thing were clearly entirely unused, unstruck by a firing pin. so are the cops retarded (probably) or was this whitetrashgift not actually where that brass they found came from (maybe)?
 
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