🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Big 4 Ranch responded a week ago to Russell’s year+ old review. Told his ass.
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“Bushes are a total turnoff” he has one stuck to his face though and he’s a total stud :thinking:
 
Debbie Macomber said:
People were calling Russ a pedo for this take, but I think part of his point was that they should be shaved so crabs don't spread through the brothel
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Thats not why he was saying it at all. He's saying it because he has an extremely shallow idea of beauty.
Besides, pubic lice are nearing extinction to the point that museums are trying to get examples for preservation and having a difficult time with it.
 
I always love a retard-off.
No, many of your customers don't prefer a good personality. Either they're just customers and will fuck an ugly whore because any hole will do, and most whores aren't exactly top tier anyway. Or they're simps with slightly more gusto than those giving money to egirls.

Only part that's not retarded about this exchange is that yes, if you care that much about it, tell them you want a bald snatch on your trafficked junkie fuckhole, and I'm sure they'll find you one.
 
kcbbq said:
He's saying it because he has an extremely shallow idea of beauty.
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I mean it's fine to have preferences, we all do, it's just that most non-retarded non-incels have the mental fortitude not to broadcast their preferences at great length and high volume in the most cringe manner possible.

Not At All A Lizard said:
No, many of your customers don't prefer a good personality. Either they're just customers and will fuck an ugly whore because any hole will do, and most whores aren't exactly top tier anyway. Or they're simps with slightly more gusto than those giving money to egirls.
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That too. Claiming people visit your whorehouse for the whores' personalities is like pretending people are buying Hustler for the cartoons.
 
Debbie Macomber said:
People were calling Russ a pedo for this take, but I think part of his point was that they should be shaved so crabs don't spread through the brothel
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Russ thinks he's going to walk out of the whorehouse with a girlfriend, and you think he's in close enough touch with reality to try to reduce the risk that he walks out with crabs?
 
Not At All A Lizard said:
No, many of your customers don't prefer a good personality. Either they're just customers and will fuck an ugly whore because any hole will do, and most whores aren't exactly top tier anyway.
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obsdj said:
That too. Claiming people visit your whorehouse for the whores' personalities is like pretending people are buying Hustler for the cartoons.
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Milton Luther Keynes said:
Russ thinks he's going to walk out of the whorehouse with a girlfriend, and you think he's in close enough touch with reality to try to reduce the risk that he walks out with crabs?
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That response probably stung Russell worse than anything because he INSISTS he's the one true chivalrous john and sends hookers before hand wooing videos about "I don't just go to brothels to get in bed, I come to treat you like a lady" etc.

So IMAGINE the meltdown when a brothel writes back "Not all our customers are so superficial as you, some actually care about personality!"
 
Rusty, people generally have no choice but to see your unkempt, greaseball hair when they interact with you. You do not get to complain about the appearance of perfectly normal pubes that you've solicited the sight of.
 
kcbbq said:
Thats not why he was saying it at all. He's saying it because he has an extremely shallow idea of beauty.
Besides, pubic lice are nearing extinction to the point that museums are trying to get examples for preservation and having a difficult time with it.
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i'm sorry but even in the depths of the russ thread I found something I didn't need to know I needed to not know.
 
StinkySnack said:
Big 4 Ranch responded a week ago to Russell’s year+ old review.
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There's obviously more to this than meets the eye. OK, I get that you might prefer your hooker to have a shaven vagina to one with pubic hair -- perhaps you fantasize about prepubescent children rather than adult women, who knows -- but surely that wouldn't reduce your rating from five stars to one star?

It it was that important to you, it's probably smart to spell out your needs beforehand. That said, if I were a hooker and I had a client with mobius syndrome, he'd be very lucky to get one star from me. I know that whores don't generally kiss their customers, but even so, just looking at that soulless drooling maw would turn my stomach.

Any prostitute willing to have sex with Greer deserves thousands and thousands of dollars as recompense for her willingness to have coitus with such a foul specimen.

Also: Russell shouldn't be spending Josh's money in brothels.
 
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