💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Oxyjen]

I believe the interview that Aron had with investigators about possible abuse is likely true and it's his daughter that suffered the abuse.

Yeah. Meme alluded it to being a female.
There’s a good chance she gave him a black eye in return though.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Yeah. Meme alluded it to being a female.
There’s a good chance she gave him a black eye in return though.

Aaron said physical abuse so we jump to thinking punching or slapping. That isn't the only kind of physical abuse authorities investigate. Rekieta's constant child molesting "jokes" and the company he keeps might be coming back to haunt him.

 

[MeltyTW]

It looks like the Zooluminati has got @Third World Aristocrat... stay safe everyone.

what happened?

A monkey is dancing for our amusement. It would be most impolite not to look.

i feel like a monkey could sort nicks life with more grace. hell if nick were a monkey instead he probably wouldnt have blown the netflix special

 

[AnOminous]

Why take stewardship over another living creature if you treat it like this?

My guess is one of the kids or Kayla wanted it and Nick has always hated it.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

My guess is one of the kids or Kayla wanted it and Nick has always hated it.

Is it Kayla's puppy that he hated? Same dog? Anyway as a faggot with no empathy Rekieta hates anything that has love directed at it other than himself. Which definitely makes this pervert father of the year, right?

 

[DuranceVile]

Been going through some old Rekieta content and noticed a few things. Apologies if I'm late to this. I will accept my clocks.

Where'd a bunch of Nick's oldest streams go? Looks like the first 14 or so of them have vanished. Somebody a while back clipped some snippets from them of him flirting with women in the chat. Did they get memory holed? I definitely remember his first stream being him in the old office introducing himself as a Dick Show fan.

On the infamous Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets stream, of the constant gurning gollum faces, saw somebody made a comment that he responded to.

My guess is one of the kids or Kayla wanted it and Nick has always hated it.

I got that vibe bigly when he was chokeholding the thing last year. I'm willing to bet it was a whim of Kayla's that got quickly abandoned under the xanny haze and Rackets (aka the "Us" of their marriage) couldn't be assed to teach one of the kids how to take care of it.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I love seeing Aaron on the clips looking normal and healthy vs the physical and mental collapse of Balldoman while Nick claims total balldo victory.

Aaron may be A loser but he's not THE loser in the Quover Qollapse.

 

[Null]

Hardin's filing will be tomorrow.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

My guess is one of the kids or Kayla wanted it and Nick has always hated it.

I recall him saying Kayla loves pugs and it's her dog.

 

[Kakkerum420]

I appreciate the hard work of everyone tracking the position of the sun and poring through metadata to prove that Nick's photos are total bullshit, but you can tell it's a lie from one simple fact: Nick Rekieta said it.

Unrelated, can anyone explain who this Momma K person is? Never heard of them.

I would more easily believe the supposed footage of Epstein killing himself than Rekieta saying the sky is blue.

I think Momma K watched the bodycam footage.

 

[dustnight]

What the fuck is this shit?

The age of consent in Texas *is* 17. The map in his artwork is garbage. For example, it depicts Texas as 18, and California as 16 (lol, no).

Nick can't do anything right.

It also separates the Republic of West Florida from Florida lol

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Hardin's filing will be tomorrow.

Let me know if you need financial support.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick is so brain dead a Jesse gayop might force his effeminate hand into releasing the bodycam.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Honestly I'm not looking forward to the mama K interview. I feel that all it can do is make Nick look better if she fucks it up or says stupid shit or make herself look and than actually provide any further details or information.

I hope I'm wrong.

 

[Captain Manning]

He also fucked up the date-time group. Should be 2024-05-23, not 024-05-23

That's not all he fucked up. Time zone should be set to -0500 GMT, and not +0500 GMT.

Indeed, the entire continental US is always behind Greenwich, and never ahead. Regardless of whether we're in DST.

Bullshit:


Real (George Floyd... which, I just noticed, also happened in the month of May too):


Sorry Jesse, I'm watching Mamma K tonight on KC.

 

[Niggernerd]

I recall him saying Kayla loves pugs and it's her dog.

She can barely care for her own kids. Why did she need a dog

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 25 - Rekieta Notables



TLDR: Surprisingly, Nick provided decent trial commentary for the first 5 or so hours. (It was a spicy day in court.) He was less groggy than usual in the morning. This descended into silly swipes at Sean and Kurt, pedo commentary, and eventually Unbreaded during the last two hours. Legal Vices (deceased) voice has been added to Supertips. Nick's numbers were strong vs. other recent Read streams.

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1600 by my devices' count
• Supertips Total (approx): About 83 total, but see @Third World Aristocrat's posts for a more detailed breakdown
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 39
• Kid Interruptions: 0
• Other Breaks: 2 (one to pee/get food, and another to kill a fly in his studio)

Disclaimer: I've got some 'Rekieta fatigue'. I barely looked at chat.

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

- Admin: About 15 min late, set up links in real time

- Says he had a "great week" last week (lol)

- Giggled at Proctor's misogynist texts

- Provided commentary today, explained MA's odd evidence rules. They never accepted federal guidelines that most states have adopted.

- Nick has privately watched Kurt's "pizza casserole" vid again. (That makes 3x. Odd obsession.)

- He's finally figured out that Turtle Boy's (Aiden Kearny) commentary on Twitter is worth keeping track of in real time, and figured out the history of a female cop who changed her story to protect her blue brethren.

- He said his email is RekietaLaw@Rekieta.org. (Is this a new one?)

- Likes how Kurt is "subtly fighting back" with the post about Nitrius.

- During a court break, he played an AI song a fan sent to him about "I'm a fun guy. I'm a lot of fun" (it's a Karen Read joke.)


- Praised an earnest Tweet (and retweeted) Kurt about the female cop who has changed her story.

- Explained a recent case about prisoners' free speech rights (or lack thereof). It was a good breakdown about individual rights vs. institutional responsibilities.

- He's now alerting us as to why he leaves:

He fried eggs, mixed with rice. Kayla made him a grilled cheese

- Read a motion regarding the admissibility of a witness in the case and gave some basic but solid insights.

- Said that he woke up at 1:15 in the morning and was joined by his son to laugh at Kurt's casserole video as they made eggs together. His son hated Kurt's vid. Both he and his son had had naps yesterday which is why they were up.

- Fingers looked fine midday.


- He explained how states deal with hostile witnesses differently, referencing WI.

- He said that he is roughly conversant in French

- Discussed sequestration issues.

- This Supertip referenced Patrick Melton. Nick said he doesn't care that Melton has made fun of Aaron's kid. (He did not use their names.) and said that telling jokes about pedophilia does not make a person a pedophile.


- In response to this, he imitated Sean's voice and sarcastically talked about how cool Sean is.


- More:


- Proudly displayed this on-screen, covered in his tweets and in @elb 's clip. He was delighted.


- Almost went to sleep again around 6:15:00 and again around 6:38:00.


- Got some pushback on using Jeff's (Legal Vices) voice. Nick got very defensive and said he got approval from his (adult) son.

- Addressed his voice changing. Said it was due to the trauma of being arrested. (LOL - it's whippits.)

- Said that Jeff knew how to do a cooking video vs Kurt.

- Promoted Xia's show he appeared on.

- Said he was having acid reflux issues.

- Due to getting to 69 micro-peen mentions, he did Unbreaded:


- "I don't care about anything unless it makes me laugh."

 

[keke]

She can barely care for her own kids. Why did she need a dog

Cute thing for five minutes until she’s bored. So many people like her and Nick. They just don’t care.

Nick provided decent trial commentary for the first 5 or so hours.

I've got some 'Rekieta fatigue'.

Idk how you do it nigga

 

[innocent jogger]

TARD FIGHT

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Balldo lost. The rambling text confirms it. I can't wait to see the footage.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Honestly I'm not looking forward to the mama K interview. I feel that all it can do is make Nick look better if she fucks it up or says stupid shit or make herself look and than actually provide any further details or information.

I hope I'm wrong.

Well we've already seen the opposite happen with Keanu, so have some faith. Even Aaron running his dumb mouth on the Casino was a net loss for Nick.