Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Being a furry doesn't make you part of the LGBT, Ellen. Even though you want to fuck ninja turtles.
She radiates "I wanted to experiment with women but pussied out every time". Which is... another whole thing. If they're into swinging/swapping/cucking/whatever, at least have to courtesy to add some lesbian sex. It's the least she can do. How rude of her.
 
Well she did have sex with a human at least once. I don't know if that disqualifies her.
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But you aren't employed. You seem to make shit comics only so you can send people to your Onlyfans. If you were a guy it wouldn't work.

Ellen's out here claiming to be a feminist...
 
Well she did have sex with a human at least once. I don't know if that disqualifies her.
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But you aren't employed. You seem to make shit comics only so you can send people to your Onlyfans. If you were a guy it wouldn't work.

Ellen's out here claiming to be a feminist...
My own life is full of examples, timse I beat out dudes for a job and had them come at me claiming I slept my way into something I worked so hard to get

Says the low IQ narcissist who does legally and ethically questionable shit and does porn on the internet. Once is a random chance, but considering her history and behavior, if shes had multiple people at multiple jobs accusing her of fucking somebody for a job theres a reason for it. I don't doubt for a second she would do that. She cucks her husband, does porn on family vacations in the same hotel the kids are staying in and loses her shit whenever somebody points out how inappropriate and questionable any of that is

She's exactly the kind of skank who fucks her way into a job, and then inevitably gets fired cause shes incompetent at it
 
He probably had it coming. Still, what an absolute pussy, getting punched out by a four year old. What a fag.
Between wiping a booger on the desk in the oval office, telling the president to shut up, and giving Elon a black eye, I think the young lad should run for office next election season.

He'd almost certainly be better than the majority of people in the running.
Why is she doing this 2013 feminist body hair shit in 2025
Grow up lady
Next thing she does is go out wearing that fucking vagina hat they were all wearing in the 2010s
I think she still hates fat people, based on the fact that she always makes Trump and to a lesser degree Musk fat. Fat = bad according to her. How progressive.
Including and especially her detractors, of course. Unless she is raping them.
 
Nobody wants to see women with hairy legs, sorry. This isn't caveman times.
You're free to have your own opinions on what you like to see, but it's tranny thinking to go "hairy=man, shave=woman". The human body grows body hair, in current year it is fashionable and considered attractive for women to shave it, but that is a styling/external choice. Just like how high heels used to be attractive and masculine for men. We cannot conflate fashion trends with biology. That is the way of the troon.
 
You're free to have your own opinions on what you like to see, but it's tranny thinking to go "hairy=man, shave=woman". The human body grows body hair, in current year it is fashionable and considered attractive for women to shave it, but that is a styling/external choice. Just like how high heels used to be attractive and masculine for men. We cannot conflate fashion trends with biology. That is the way of the troon.
I acknowledge women have the right to not shave if they don't want to, but everyone knows that these women are knowingly nerfing their competitive edge against other women to achieve their ultimate goal of draining men's bank accounts. Stunning and brave!
 
The human body grows body hair
yeah the human body also produces body odor and shit and piss and we clean ourselves when we're stinky and wipe our ass not to smell like turds, despite those being "natural parts of our biology".
in current year it is fashionable and considered attractive for women to shave it
I'm 100% confident that if you were to take any man in any country, culture, and time period, and show him the same woman with hairy legs, and then with smooth legs, and ask him which one is more attractive, and he will select the hairless legs 95 times out of 100.

And do you know why? Because men are hairier than women, and men are not attracted to men. That's the whole point of secondary sexual characteristics - the same reason men are attracted to breasts and hips and butts, and not manly inverted triangle body shapes with flat chests and wide shoulders.

it's tranny thinking to go "hairy=man, shave=woman"
Nobody is saying a woman with hairy legs isn't a woman. I'm saying it's gross and that they should shave their fucking legs, same as washing their hair or scrubbing their ass or keeping their pussy from stinking.
 
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She makes points in the worst ways. I think it's a stupid beauty standard. It was just brought up to sell more razors.

Ellen could bring that up, but she doesn't research anything. Just farts on her keyboard.
Edit: New threads posts! I think she's admitting the gay one is a repost.
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That memento comic could actually have potential and then she just turns it into haha cat! I know her audience is retarded and mostly "women", but it's very on point in an avant garde way, and extremely sexist (the only way to make it more sexist would be to make her blonde.). So, I will give her props for accidentally making decent art for once.
 
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