Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Zoot said:
what if the speedtroons are wrong? How many people just repeat that it is impossible because someone else has told them it is and has explained it to them in way that makes sense to him. What if that is incorrect? Why is the entire internet so certain that it didn't happen if there are many witness that saw it?
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IIRC I believe part of the lore around this is that the reason people believe Todd to be objectively wrong is that Dragster is a simple enough game conceptually that they simulated literally every single possible game state (every permutation of every input on every frame) and found that none of those simulations produced what he claimed.

Barry Williams said:
I thought the same thing as I watched the video, and then looked back at the Facebook page of a friend who'd met Billy at a convention about a decade prior and had posted a photo of them together. I think anyone would look better nearly 10 years prior, but it seems age is catching up to him a lot faster now. The man's at least 60 I think though, right? He's also reading off of a prompter or something that's sitting just camera right but considering he did the entire 20 minute video in a single take with no really noticeable mess ups he's at least still very lucid and coherent.
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The weird thing for me is that, unless I'm misremembering, there are videos within... at least he last few years (such as that deposition shown within this video) that don't have those particular issues. I wonder if he actually did have a stroke, if it's something that happened gradually I didn't see it.

And yeah, while it's true he is lucid and coherent, he also seems to be talking slowly and deliberately. During his 2023 deposition (notably where his face wasn't fucked up) he spoke a bit more snappily, didn't he?
 
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clever handle said:
IIRC I believe part of the lore around this is that the reason people believe Todd to be objectively wrong is that Dragster is a simple enough game conceptually that they simulated literally every single possible game state (every permutation of every input on every frame) and found that none of those simulations produced what he claimed.


The weird thing for me is that, unless I'm misremembering, there are videos within... at least he last few years (such as that deposition shown within this video) that don't have those particular issues. I wonder if he actually did have a stroke, if it's something that happened gradually I didn't see it.

And yeah, while it's true he is lucid and coherent, he also seems to be talking slowly and deliberately. During his 2023 deposition (notably where his face wasn't fucked up) he spoke a bit more snappily, didn't he?
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I feel like he was speaking slowly and deliberately to avoid saying anything that could land him in hot water. To be clear and concise, and most of all above board.
 
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Can anyone confirm this?
 
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clever handle said:
IRC I believe part of the lore around this is that the reason people believe Todd to be objectively wrong is that Dragster is a simple enough game conceptually that they simulated literally every single possible game state (every permutation of every input on every frame) and found that none of those simulations produced what he claimed.
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I'm going to start spreading propaganda that Todd's times were real anyway just to upset the speedtroons
 
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AltisticRight said:
If you have SponsorBlock, remember to unskip it for some kino 🔥.
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Suffa, Karl.

KING Billy even pronounces "Queensland (kweens-lend not Kweens-lan-d)" correctly. 👑
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To be fair you can pronounce it as Queens-land, its just a slight variation within Australian accents as to which you say, although in my experience almost everyone here says Queens-land not Queens-lend.
 
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