Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smithfield Ham]

Did you mean Kayla instead of April here?

Any hole's a hole.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Nick contemplates adding a Montagraph voice to Supertips.

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I wonder if pedolton and whoever is his scapegoat for running pedotips will finally Kick nick off if he gets enough people to sue them,

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

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Calling for the death of a court reporter. If you took nick at his word youd think she was trailing his car and doing stake-outs. Not covering a criminal case like someone we all know.

“I have never lied to anyone. Enjoy dirt, stalker women.” - Bald-do

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Legit question - why didn't he go on the KC?
Edit: Grammar; Also now that I think about it Keanu is a pretty good candidate, it'll make Nick seethe and sperg out more.

Dude wants attention (which hey as long as he produces some quality content is fair) and is well aware that Nick hates Keanu.

Look at how wild Nick's freak out over Keanu was for days.

If nothing else, being on Keanu's show guarantees that Nick will seethe extra hard. For all we know he's fishing for Nick to say something antisemitic (this would make it entirely worthwhile).

I dont know what information he could have that we dont already know/assume, so I expect very little. Nick hitting the nitrous to cope as he tweets til 5am about how much he hates Keanu will be funny. Any new info/proof about Nick being a scumbag is a bonus.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

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Gabe will be going on Keanu's show, which is weird and funny or whatever

>Gabe is gonna subject us to a few hours of Kiki
This is the worst thing jews have ever done.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Besides Nick's high pitch when he's not on nitrous, why doesn't he have the same accent?

Because he's a faggot.

 

[Sloppa]

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He is watching it again.

icey hot guys. . .

Nick. . . it was only funny when Kurt was a member of the Balldo Guard and PPP was throwing in Gator's Broom references. Outside of the Meta-Verse of Ralph/Sekthor/PPP, it's a one shot funny video of a socially awkward guy.

BUT, I will give Nick this: it's more amusing than his home grown humour.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

"He lost a defamation suit against someone that called him a pedophile, therefore he is a pedophile"

Or, maybe he lost the lawsuit because the guy proved he DIDN'T call him a pedophile!

He lost the lawsuit due to improper filing, iirc.

 

[David Brown]

I used the search bar on this thread looking for "filing", didn't find anything since Monday. Any updates on the filing? I assume the county is still defying the court order

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick's squawking about a civil suit under 604.31.3.

What would actually be the financial losses for Kayla? She's a SAHM without a professional career. She did not suffer a loss of job. Any personal relationship loss would be heavily conflicted with her use of drugs and temporary loss of children.

And mental anguish would be difficult to prove as well. Again, her and Nick both were under considerable legal scrutiny at the time of the offense, to suggest Aaron would the the sole and liable cause of anxiety or depression would be also very difficult to prove.

It is difficult to discern the profit made from the act. One episode's revenue of STMS?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I used the search bar on this thread looking for "filing", didn't find anything since Monday. Any updates on the filing? I assume the county is still defying the court order

Was Null's 'the fire rises' post not the filing?

 

[FuhrerMustang]

What would actually be the financial losses for Kayla? She's a SAHM without a professional career. She did not suffer a loss of job. Any personal relationship loss would be heavily conflicted with her use of drugs and temporary loss of children.

And mental anguish would be difficult to prove as well. Again, her and Nick both were under considerable legal scrutiny at the time of the offense, to suggest Aaron would the the sole and liable cause of anxiety or depression would be also very difficult to prove.

It is difficult to discern the profit made from the act. One episode's revenue of STMS?

A. She was a hoor, B. She hit me.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

What's going on with Montagraph? Update and double down on Montagraph a.k.a..

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I guess by that logic Vic deserved what he got right? He lost the suit so everything he said must be bullshit and Monica and Ron were perfect saints, RIGHT NICK?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The AI voice superchats really add to the horrific pathos of the situation. The ridiculous and shitty sounding TTS shouting insults at Nick and/or his enemies while the host rambles, stares off into space or screams incoherently, his sunken eyes and blue, necrotic fingers display in high definition at 60 FPS, looking like some kind of fucked up soap opera or puppet show rather than a professional made video.

It's all just one more thing to make the show more embarrassing and absurd, and wipe away the last bits of dignity or professionalism Nick had. The peanut gallery is full of malfunctioning robots designed after racial stereotypes, and they all heckle Nick as he falls further into the hell he created.

 

[Meat Target]

Metokur is a gift to the world. I have a question. I'm not American and I really like Jim's accent, which I've come to learn is Midwestern. Besides Nick's high pitch when he's not on nitrous, why doesn't he have the same accent? I know he spent some time in Texas, but his accent seems weird.

Specifically upper Midwestern. You also get a variant of it in Wisconsin, such as the long vowels.

In most cases, Midwestern American English is very "clean" and "plain". It's only distinguished by its lack of distinction, if that makes sense. It's like vanilla English.

Speaking of Jim, why hasn't he chimed in yet? CancerAIDS finally get him?

 

[Lonely khan]

Yes I’m 200 pages behind, go away for a few days I tell ya.

@Sneed on Cloud 9
"FOR THE RECORD I AM STATING I HAVE NEVER ENGAGED IN DRUG TRAFFICKING"
"UNLESS YOU CONSIDER BUYING DRUGS FOR PERSONAL USE TRAFFICKING, BUT THATS NOT WHAT IS USUALLY MEANT"

Spoiler: What Is Drug Trafficking

Federal Definition Cornell University

"narcotics trafficking​

The term “narcotics trafficking” means any illicit activity to cultivate, produce, manufacture, distribute, sell, finance, or transport narcotic drugs, controlled substances, or listed chemicals, or otherwise endeavor or attempt to do so, or to assist, abet, conspire, or collude with others to do so."

Grabel law explanation Michigan

"Drug trafficking can take many forms, including selling a controlled substance, possession with intent to sell, distribute or deliver, conspiracy to sell or deliver, and manufacturing or cultivation with intent to sell or distribute. "

Minnesota Firm Write Up

“illicit trade involving the cultivation, manufacture, distribution and sale of substances which are subject to drug prohibition laws”.

Minnesota Statutes

"152.01 Subd. 3.​

"Administer" means to deliver by, or pursuant to the lawful order of a practitioner a single dose of a controlled substance to a patient or research subject by injection, inhalation, ingestion, or by any other immediate means."

-I was unable to find specific statutes regarding trafficking for Minnesota, As far as i can tell Minnesota uses administering for distribution and sale for exchanges.
-Regardless the federal government maintains that sale and distribution are separate actions under the umbrella of drug trafficking

You don't have to sell drugs to be a drug trafficker. Sale and distribution are separate actions that constitute trafficking, as are cultivation and manufacturing. If I offered you my cocaine, I am now a distributor and a trafficker. If you hand me 50$ for the drug i would be a seller, distributor and a trafficker.

I've been back about 400 pages or 8 days in the thread looking for a tweet i remember where Nick admitted to giving April cocaine, I also believe hes talked about giving drugs to Aaron/Kayla with that specific verbiage because its Nick.

Nick claims he taught April how to use nitrous, coke, molly, and ketamine

In the above clip he uses the term "Taught her how to" instead of "gave her drugs." If Nick was cornered he'd say something stupid like "how do you know she didn't get the drugs herself and asked me to show her how". If anyone has a tweet or clip of Nick stating he gave anyone cocaine, or offered anyone cocaine with them then doing the drug please reply here or in DM's to button up this post. I could have swore there was a slew of admissions around the Keanu Meltdown, but I might be mistaking it for a dozen other meltdowns in the last 4 weeks.

Nick gave multiple people cocaine, so there ya go, drug trafficking.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

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He is watching it again.

When this arrest footage drops I hope Kurt watches it on stream as often as Nick does this.

 

[sherwoods110]

So please never give the man in Dane county behind the curtain any respect. It's a joke.

You could say the same thing about Dane County itself.

“She must of”

Professional journalist Wil Herren right there.

Again: Nick has the fans he deserves.

I'm glad that people like Wil Herren are around to constantly remind us of the fact that you do not have to be intelligent to work in television.

 

[PrestonHolt]

The AI voice superchats really add to the horrific pathos of the situation.

Especailly when you add the clip of Nick seething at AI Kiki, proving that his argument about only retards not being able to hear difference stand firm.

 

[Nova902]

Any hole's a hole.

some holes are destroyed after 5 kids