Official Kiwifarms Mass DM Chain Consent Thread - Crabshack 19: The Struggle is (REAL)

[Null]

I have been lurking here for six years and recognize like 3 users in this thread. Is there some kind of forum üntermensch that can only communicate through /r9k/isms and homosex in DMs?

Yes. Approximately 10% of the entire site's activity exists in DMs. There's like an entire subterranean community of ultranigger mutants that exist only to cause me problems, complain about me, and then complain to me when their other retarded faggot friends get banned. "Noooooooooo you don't undestand turbofaggotniggerrapistanimefan may have only had 30 posts but he was there every waking minute in the niggerrape DM chain I know he said you rape kids, but he only said that because you said his oshi was fat, can't you give him a mulligan???"

and no that's not a joke this is my life this is what i deal with

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I møo in the DMs!


xP

 

[Probably An Autist]

I do not consent, but I find it VERY CURIOUS that the signup date for most of you retards is 2023+. Not a single person in this this signed up before 2018., and only a handful before 2021.

 

[NerdShamer]

I hearby declare my consent to be added to the Crab Shack

 

[Frick Marisa]

Please invite me to any DM groups you have so that I can spy and lurk on what is happening for curiosity sake, thank you very much!

I'm serious and I might interact in the DM group too if I feel like I don't have anything cringe to add, please add me

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

I do not consent, but I find it VERY CURIOUS that the signup date for most of you retards is 2023+. Not a single person in this this signed up before 2018., and only a handful before 2021.

Heavy is the body that wears the oldfag crown.

 

[vanta pilled]

I Am Speaking Up.

I was mentally abused by being invited to a mass dm chain about two months ago. I have not been the same since. We must put a stop to this degenerate behavior for the good of everyone.
You are seen. You are heard. You matter. Please do not be silent in the face of this blatant abuse. Your stories and lived experiences can help save the lives of your fellow kiwi farmers.

Is there a mass dm chain invitee support group somewhere that can help process the trauma?

Remember, CONSENT IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!

 

[Warai Otoko]

Why not, I consent.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I do not consent, but I find it VERY CURIOUS that the signup date for most of you retards is 2023+. Not a single person in this this signed up before 2018., and only a handful before 2021.

Oldfags are too busy playing bingo and putting on their fake teeth to participate in Crab Shack

 

[Major von der Westfront]

I don't consent because I think niggers who go on DM chains to circle jerk are niggers.

(only exceptions are few because of threads I might make & information related to them)

 

[Orphaned Punk]

I consent because I think niggers who go on DM chains to circle jerk are funny to laugh at.

(only exceptions are few because of threads I might make & information related to them)

 

[Major von der Westfront]

I consent because I think niggers who go on DM chains to circle jerk are funny to laugh at.

(only exceptions are few because of threads I might make & information related to them)

you make a fair point, but i still don't want to see niggers. I can go to the African American Appreciation Thread to laugh at Niggers

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

I am in several DM chains where members of security services leak shit im weak bruh

 

[slungus22]

Yes. Approximately 10% of the entire site's activity exists in DMs. There's like an entire subterranean community of ultranigger mutants that exist only to cause me problems, complain about me, and then complain to me when their other retarded faggot friends get banned. "Noooooooooo you don't undestand turbofaggotniggerrapistanimefan may have only had 30 posts but he was there every waking minute in the niggerrape DM chain I know he said you rape kids, but he only said that because you said his oshi was fat, can't you give him a mulligan???"

and no that's not a joke this is my life this is what i deal with

will dm chains unleash the nassy vantablack sodomitic prolapse of crabonized brimstone freshly belched from cado's yawning coinslot or reveal the sacred agartan gemerald foretold to unclench the kiwifarms and restore the balance to the chronically online

 

[vomitusdeux]

Do not invite me unless it's a genuinely helpful DM, related to lolcows, related to thread making, or absolutely necessary.
You can ask me if I want in but it's probably a no.

 

[Haramburger]

The mass dm is essentially a big shitpost thread. So why not just make this thread the crab thread?

Because the Crab Shack exists already, and it's awesome

 

[Frick Marisa]

I got invited to the Crabshack, and I realized that a lot of people who joined the website at the same time as me got invited before me, I don't know how to cope with this realization.

 

[Jex]

People have the god given right to be retarded.

 

[The greater a'tuin]

Got invited to one as soon as I joined the site. The constant notifications became annoying when I waited for responses in actually important threads. I looked all over for a way to mark as read or disable DM notifications, but nothing. I should probably just leave the message politely.

 

[Cowboy Kim]

let me in

also stop nuking them before i can read them you nigs