Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Spasticus Autisticus said:
It's within walking distance of a major commercial area, with several restaurants and bars, including ones he might not have been banned from yet. It's not as centrally located as his first apartment, but it's a lot less isolated than the Conquistador.
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What a shame any social skills he had are finito now.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Shon is definitely one of my favourite parts of the Cobraverse and thanks to the Shon and Saunders routine I learned that puppet therapy is a real thing. Shon always acts as a direct reflection of how Cobes is feeling internally and Josh projects via Shon.
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Josh punches above his weight in a few areas for his retardedness, Shon is one for sure. I jump up and down and start clapping whenever he'd pull him out on a live. The other is his freestyle boglim rap. His guess who's back cover is incredible. I have it half transcribed. I'll finish it off and post it. :story:
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Josh punches above his weight in a few areas for his retardedness, Shon is one for sure. I jump up and down and start clapping whenever he'd pull him out on a live. The other is his freestyle boglim rap. His guess who's back cover is incredible. I have it half transcribed. I'll finish it off and post it. :story:
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He’s a better rapper than he is a rockstar.
 
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Acceptable said:
he also has a bike so there's really no excuse. he used to ride bike all over. even with no destination in mind he should be getting out and riding bike. he needs that. bedbound arc coming in nicely
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Nah, bike got a flat tire since he first moved into the Conquistador apartments and he just doesn’t know how to fix it. He bought a patch kit but he just can’t figure out how it works so his bike just sits inside all day doing nothing.

Cobra hasn’t rode bike in well over a year. Forget weather permitting, it’s fuckin’ tire permitting now.
 
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bonified retard said:
The last time he took his bike to the shop for a new tube, the tire popped on his way home. That experience is probably the biggest reason why he won't get it fixed again, aside from just being a lazy fatso.
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He is a full blown addict now. He won't do much of anything besides get his fixes, like booze, food, and nicotine. What we are seeing now is what we will get until he is dead, unless he seriously changes things.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
Nah, bike got a flat tire since he first moved into the Conquistador apartments and he just doesn’t know how to fix it. He bought a patch kit but he just can’t figure out how it works so his bike just sits inside all day doing nothing.

Cobra hasn’t rode bike in well over a year. Forget weather permitting, it’s fuckin’ tire permitting now.
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Wish YourFavoriteSon had helped him fix his bike.
 
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I miss the boy when he was like this. You'd never catch me dead looking anything like that ever, so when I see him do that shit I think "That's retarded but also pretty brave." He's not brave anymore, he's just fat and gay and sad. The retardation takes the form of slovenly fag whining now and it has for a while, makes me sad doot.
 
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“I’m gonna be eating this for the next two days”

That initiated a wild thought process, does he refrigerate it between feasts and dethaw it appropriately between said sessions?

Does he micawave it every time he exhumes his culinary vision?

How many times in a day will he repeat this process?

Better not unearth and re-bury your food over and over again like a Hyena, BOY!

I’m estimating 3-4 resurrections a day, for a maximum potential of 8 reheatings.

Clint needs to bring Cobra into the university biology department as soon as Satin receives his most devoted apostle.
 
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