DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[CannedBacon]

I really wish there was some sort of live tracker for his goals. I legit couldn't stand listening to him talk anymore

 

[Gulls on Film]

Carrying cases? Where the fuck is this shut-in going to carry this?

 

[Kiwi Andy]

2 hours has not hooked up the console. There was nothing I could do.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

no travelling and docking

this guy loves to spend his dents money. Day one views sub 700, but the man still expects getting paid like he is white hot popular. Let's see how much the whale dents will fork over for this kwuality entertainment infomercial.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Over 2 hours in to the Switch 2 marathon.

Zero games played.

 

[Comma]

Carrying cases? Where the fuck is this shut-in going to carry this?

It's for Khet her sleepovers.

 

[Pargon]

What does that make us then?

We’re the basement dweller nerd-dorks with no jobs who hacked the observation feeds. We’re all on substances and off our meds. We have nothing better to do than watch this lobotomized chimp act out his kingly fantasy.

One creature watching funny little things and wondering what they think, being watched by autists on our computers, being watched by the Prime Mover, who’s beginning to wonder why they bothered in the first place.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Two hours in and only at $136. Empty chair. Are the dents getting their nuts squeezed?

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

He literally just plugged the damn thing in, and we already got tech issues. I've literally never heard of a network that makes you restart the modem whenever you add a device to it, what the fuck does he have going on back there?

E: Took him long enough


We also got another look at his crispy hairline

 

[Sampi]

It's awesome to watch a profesional streamer at work

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Very Nintendo marathon, half the things on the Divoon aren't even Nintendo-related
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E: Unboxing time. "Woah there's a button here and a button here!"
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Sonic in the background is pretty robust too.

 

[Lord_Point]

Any other streamer would have set this up as soon as they got it then did all the faggy unboxing stuff while it downloads updates/games. Only our boy would think to put the game play of the HOT NEW DAY ONE releases at the end of cheap chinese crap unboxing.

 

[INirvana]

So...is he viewbotting? it's weird how he got disconnected and half the viewers left then re-appeared.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Look who's live with 10x Phil's views

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Really bad strokemouth when trying to figure out why HDR was on right after he enabled it

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Any other streamer would have set this up as soon as they got it then did all the faggy unboxing stuff while it downloads updates/games. Only our boy would think to put the game play of the HOT NEW DAY ONE releases at the end of cheap chinese crap unboxing.

"How is DSP a lolcow?"


In other news, Casino is live.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Look who's live with 10x Phil's views
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Really bad strokemouth when trying to figure out why HDR was on right after he enabled it
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[Julia Chang]

I expected a lot of things but I was not expecting Phil to get stuck on the brightness settings.
Never ceases to amaze.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

So...is he viewbotting? it's weird how he got disconnected and half the viewers left then re-appeared.

that seems to happen every time

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

He's actually forking over the $80 for Mario Kart


He has to link his old Switch (against his will btw) before playing lmao


Sup Jayde

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Coming up on 3 hours and Mario Kart isn't even downloaded yet.

This is exceptional even for Phil.