DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Irredemable Retardation]

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I know it's a combination of stress, alcohol, horrible lifestyle, but I still can't get over how his face got deformed over the years to the point every single stream has frames that can be used as profile pictures here. Not helping the alien skinwalking as human allegations.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

THIS RETARD HAS NO SPATIAL AWARENESS. I swear, you could throw a sheet over his head, and he'd think it was night.

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At times like these I don't know if he's legit this fucking stupid. Like you don't even need to be a Mario Kart player to know that the blue shell was fired when he was in first place and that's why it hit him, but no, the game cheated and it's people making excuses, he did nothing wrong the game just cheats for no reason.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

LOL

 

[Telemeter]

At times like these I don't know if he's legit this fucking stupid. Like you don't even need to be a Mario Kart player to know that the blue shell was fired when he was in first place and that's why it hit him, but no, the game cheated and it's people making excuses, he did nothing wrong the game just cheats for no reason.

What is there to not know? He truly is legitimately retarded, in the full factual medical sense of the work, with an IQ that would label him as untrainable if he tried to join the army.

He has both tunnel vision and shit spatial and object permanence awareness. Things simply do not exist until they are right on top of him, and in his perception they only happen with the conditions of that very moment.

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LOL

Dented.

 

[DeathsDesign]

LOL

Nope. Never, ever, send money.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He is slowly morphing into an actual pig.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

THIS RETARD HAS NO SPATIAL AWARENESS. I swear, you could throw a sheet over his head, and he'd think it was night.

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Ol' Bird Brain Burnell, or Triple B (that's what I'm gonna call him, Triple B).

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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LOL

I really wish people would stop donating to "troll" him. he doesn't care about his wife, so it wont hurt him. not meeting the "goal" is the only form of "trolling" that gets to him.

He is slowly morphing into an actual pig.
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his jowls are getting worst. a 43 year old man shouldn't have a face of a 70 year old.


also, could he have a poll on when he stops playing with the switch 2?
I say two weeks until he put it in the closet and forgets about it
sorry, poor kid, this 43 year old man child needs the switch more than you. hack hack hack

 

[A Piece of Coal]

This nigger is unwatchable.

 

[LongLiveTheKing]

This nigger is unwatchable.

Even watching restreams is rough with this boring waste of space. Will just catch the crash out tomorrow. Even if he gets his 3k begging he will crash out at some point, the filler is not worth it anymore.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

sorry, poor kid, this 43 year old man child needs the switch more than you. hack hack hack

That just makes his bragment (Bragging Segment) early on the stream so much more pathetic.
"Some people weren't able to even get the Switch 2 today. If you got one you're soooo lucky. YOU have to thank whoever you need to if you have one today."
Fucking faggot.

Okay So its been a long time since I've played Mario Kart but he just made 3rd place and hus excuse is "who knew you could drive off the track?!" If the track doesn't have buffers on the sides it should be obvious you can drive off of it. FUCKING IDIOT.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Okay So its been a long time since I've played Mario Kart but he just made 3rd place and hus excuse is "who knew you could drive off the track?!" If the track doesn't have buffers on the sides it should be obvious you can drive off of it. FUCKING IDIOT.

phil is the downie kid that has to have the bumper up while bowling. he needs so many handicaps to even hit the finish line

Even if he gets his 3k begging he will crash out at some point, the filler is not worth it anymore.

agreed, the weens are making it unwatchable. they just throw money at him and phil just sit down and wait for it. no talking. no crashing. just him waiting for some 'tard to drop 1k on him.
inb4 someone say "it's the dents not the weens"
no, most of his dents are gone and now it's mostly weens who think they're pulling a "4-D" trolling by "controlling" phil by being his major source of income.
now, with his steady form of income, he's boring since he knows someone is going to come and drop some cash. why do anything when you know you're going to get cash?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

tune in for 30 seconds and he's struggling in a game for toddlers that rewards you for losing. got to be some of the craziest shit i have ever seen. is he acting to try and go viral again? legitimately questioning

phil is the downie kid that has to have the bumper up while bowling. he needs to many handicaps to even hit the finish line

the type of nigga that would get a gutter ball with the bumpers up

 

[Iron Hamster]

Look at that switch 2 box, if this doesn't prove once and for all that you are a poor and he is not a poor, I don't know what will!

It just proves he's a shill.

In todays episode of Phails by photo:

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Maybe you shouldn't have bought that 3rd-party charger, Phil. And yes, he's calling the Joy-Cons the Wiimote.

 

[spacko]

PWR shitting all over the other product rn

 

[Telemeter]

Someone please clip this for one of those "Game Jornalist" Forced to play games:

Phil throws a bomb and immaterially drives into it and goes "I did not drive into my own bomb!!!"




The bomb disappeared for 2 seconds after the second screenshot, and he forgot about it immediately. No object permanence.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Is he playing on 150cc at least? Losing in 100cc is actually retarded

 

[NWUGamingREAL]

object permanence.

This part means so much to me, his lack of object permanence. Firstly, it makes him objectively retarded. Secondly, it speaks to his literal baby brain. An actual brain of a child. Physiological arrested development.
Jumping spiders are smarter than Phil.

 

[Ardath]

His looking around in menus really shows his intelligence level.