DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PenskeMaterial]

3 hours later he's actually in-game. He's the worst streamer on the planet.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Omg he's not even doing Rainbow Road

 

[woc_krava]

Have any of you seen what the KC is up to in terms of costumes and entertainment while playing Mario Kart right now? It's amazing.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

So...is he viewbotting? it's weird how he got disconnected and half the viewers left then re-appeared.

I doubt Phil would pay for a bot service. He gains nothing faking viewers. It's probably some retard like Superhound.

 

[Shark]

Accessory time!

This guy got two protective cases and two carrying cases? this must mean; Kat has a switch 2 too?

 

[Julia Chang]

Phil is playing with the steering assist turned on (it's on by default) and is refusing to disable it.
Chat has told him several times how to do it, open the pause menu and turn it off, but in a bout of malicious compliance he attempts this on the race over screen where you can't do it.
Yelling at chat for making fun of him for playing easy mode. "I didn't change any settings!"

Hey at least he's having fun with his kids game on baby mode

Edit: Auto Steering has been turned off and now the game is cheating. It's total bullshit now. The game is completely unfair and he can't even tell what's going on.
Holy shit man

 

[Kiwi Andy]

it's on by default

Cucktendo

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He gains nothing faking viewers.

the only thing more important than money to him is his ego

 

[DeathsDesign]

No exaggeration… apparently the game is cheating literally every 20 seconds. This guy is an actual 10 yr old.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I hope Memeology uploads another "45 year old man malds at X game" compilation with this, nigger's blind as a bat and has the reflexes of a tortoise. Best part is that it's over a children's kart racing game.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Drive assist disengaged. Excuses engaged.

Without assist, Phil hits everything in front of him (nothing I could do, I played perfectly) and can't get higher than 3rd place in this children's racing game.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

THIS RETARD HAS NO SPATIAL AWARENESS. I swear, you could throw a sheet over his head, and he'd think it was night.

 

[Necrosan]

THIS RETARD HAS NO SPATIAL AWARENESS. I swear, you could throw a sheet over his head, and he'd think it was night.

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I know he is doing a bit but holy shit, I cannot imagine anything gayer than pausing the action to complain. Do it at the end of the race you fucking retard.

 

[DeathsDesign]

The sheer level of flux between IT'S SO OVER and WE ARE SO BACK watching this manchild play mario kart is unreal. There is mere milliseconds between the cheating game whining and king level skill precision boasting.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I'm not usually prudish when it comes to swearing but... man he's 47 and the majority of his humour comes from excessively swearing while playing Mario.
"WHAT THE FUCK THE FUCKING SHELL HIT ME IN THE ASS? THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT DUDE"
Like... to each his own but this is the khammentary only a 7 years old could appreciate. Its tough.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

I doubt Phil would pay for a bot service. He gains nothing faking viewers. It's probably some retard like Superhound.

Much the same as salting the tip jar, social confirmation bias.

"Wow! There's 200 other retards that like this grifter just like me, ree? Lemme get in on that community!!!"

Easiest tell for 200 bots viewing a stream is dead chat. Guess who has a mostly dead chat? It also helps with discoverability and to some extent pays for itself as you get money back in adsense. At some point you can just turn Youtube/Twitch pay to win, if you manage to hit a sweet spot of paying less for bots than you make in ads. It is very much the meta on Twitch, as you rise to the top of the charts in a site where there's hundreds of thousands of 0-3 viewers channels, and per Twitch's own admission, there's literally more streamers than viewers.

You know how it is. Retard streaming himself playing videogames poorly to ten viewers? Loser, kill yourself, look at this fat pudgy old dum-dum hoping he can be the next Shroud/Pewds/Ninja playing New Vegas on NORMAL. Retard streaming himself playing videogames poorly to 500 viewers? Professional, small business owner, catdad in a very respectable sexless marriage to a hungry hungry hippo, man of gacha wealth and boomer taste.

I know most people don't watch streamers live at all, but trying to even catch a glimpse of wtf is going on on Aris' chat at any given time is legitimately difficult. Phil's tumbleweed chat has been a thing for years. Absolutely no fucking way he has an actual audience of 200 dents daily.

If you have any doubt that he's botted to death, just keep in mind this sexless, hetero fearing dweeb none the less allows actual, literal diaper degenerates and pedo-adjacents on his chat so long as they suck his micropenne. Would YOU want to partake in a Snort Korean chat where the only topics are how great Phil is doing, how amazing Phil is, how to guide Phil to the next point of the game on normal and how can we hit more pahsitive goals so he can eat more fast food on camera? Would you feel welcome at a chat comprised of such great company as Weird Gay Fashion Enthusiast, Actual Pedophile, Diaper Furfag With A Humilliation Kink, and The Man Who Wrote Smut On An Agressive Futa Boxer Who Raped Her Opponents?

Most people would get rid of that shit in chat with the quickness, and wordlessly. Phil used to allow "Everyone interested viciously rapes anonymouse" ERP on his Twitch chat that went on for literal HOURS. God damn, Anony was a MOD. You can tell me that Phil wasn't jorking it in secret to that shit but I won't believe you. On top of that, anyone could tell you that's not how you build a community. Phil has about 12 real fans and he hates their guts. With good reason, of course.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

a 43 year old manchild is making excuse after excuse for his poor performance in a game intended for players as young as 3 years old.

Just rope already.

 

[DeathsDesign]

THIS RETARD HAS NO SPATIAL AWARENESS. I swear, you could throw a sheet over his head, and he'd think it was night.

The concept that maybe it was launched while he was in 1st place but hit him slightly after he fell to a lesser place is way too much for his brain. CHEATING GAME keeping him down is much more his processing level.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Now going ballistic over the fact that his third party plastic shit made in China doesn't work right. Wow, maybe you shouldn't be using third party shit that was made before the console even released.

 

[Chiefbingoball]