Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Major]

She was a prostitute
Or
Was attached to lady of the night in some way.

Human Trafficking=prostitution
More Proof fucking Cuckold Addict has always been a WOKE piece a shit, this pros=human trafficking is the same dumb argument that slut Eliza Bleu tried to claim, nick n Eliza and that skanky OF "model" he had on his show the other night. All of these skanks are just show ponys for his future polycule if he pays them enough that is. They aint free!

Just saying...
Addict with holes in his swinger brain calling elissa human trafficking, cuz his fucking dumb WOKE definition of human trafficking includes prostitution or escort service or whatever YET ADDICT JUST HAD the OF whore on his show and ADDICT literally is paying to house Minnesota 6 in a fuck shack down the road from his family home!!!

Huff some more nitrous you psycho swinger.
Dont pull up, unless its rope.

literally what?

 

[Something Awful]

On the subject of Balldo's traffic tickets, I remember seeing this video where he brags about how his special lawyer powers (aka lying and not admitting you knew you were speeding) constantly get him out of being fined. Then he smugly admits he sets his cruise control at 20 over the speed limit or something.



Some real nigger-tier lifehack, on par with "did you know you don't have to pay for things if you steal them".

 

[Things Once Remembered]

He recently mentioned that his new favorite Chaos God is Nurgle, didn't he? Although, if memory serves, he once said that his favorite faction was the Eldar.

Nurgle does seem to suit him now, as every time I come across a clip of him these days, I’m immediately overcome by a insurmountable sense of disgust.

He likes Nurgle now because he's become accustomed to living in Filth and neglecting everyone around him. Once you're in that boat its easy to adopt the (un)official motto of the German Army: "If everything is shit, why worry about it?"

Problem is he already pledged himself to Slaanesh and she is still owed her due. The junkie lifestyle is what he earned.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Also, it should really go without saying, but it doesn't really count as "stealing" another man's wife when you let said man shoot his loads in your own wife for several months prior.

You didn't steal a woman, you bought a whore, and you paid by letting your wife get fucked.

 

[McMitch]

Also, it should really go without saying, but it doesn't really count as "stealing" another man's wife when you let said man shoot his loads in your own wife for several months prior.

You didn't steal a woman, you bought a whore, and you paid by letting your wife get fucked.

The subsequent attempts at dick measuring regarding each others’ wives was fucking hilarious at how pathetic it was.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

No one with a working brain was rooting for dad. The mere fact addict is bring up Sophie again after HE DOSED HIS KID WITH COCAINE is cuz junkie roped in so many tards into believing daddy was right. Then u morons allowed addict to NEVER follow up on a "poor abused child.?" stfu

He was not.
Sorry.

lol calm down

Seriously, why are you chimping out about an event nearly half a decade ago, especially when most of us quit watching in 2022? Sometimes facts change in the interim when you no longer watch Rekieta or follow specific cases. Take one of Kayla’s pills and fucking chill.

We have Old Bay seasoning to talk about.

 

[Soapmore]

The subsequent attempts at dick measuring regarding each others’ wives was fucking hilarious at how pathetic it was.

True enough. But I think Aaron came out the winner. The guy lost 120 lbs of dead weight overnight.

 

[oh no im late for school]

So he's a troon's cunt.

someone should frequently remind him to dilate

 

[squonken180]

How is this a real person. He looks like a villager in a lovecraftian horror story that worships a fish god or something.

 

[USAroXX]

Around 20 minutes ago Nick went off screen to call his lawyer about something

Wonder what that could be about

Sure. The nitrous tank is a telephone now.

Which lawyer?
The one he says sucks is probably holding the nozzle for him.

 

[Vibralldo]

lol calm down

Seriously, why are you chimping out about an event nearly half a decade ago, especially when most of us quit watching in 2022? Sometimes facts change in the interim when you no longer watch Rekieta or follow specific cases. Take one of Kayla’s pills and fucking chill.

We have Old Bay seasoning to talk about.

It's insane how much content Nick creates

There's new gold literally every day. There's never been a cow this productive.

Ian and Anisa have incredibly frequent crazy shit happen but nothing as frequent as Nick

 

[FuhrerMustang]

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How is this a real person. He looks like a villager in a lovecraftian horror story that worships a fish god or something.

Mother of Norwood......

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

federal district of old bay coming in clutch

Nick is gonna do so much galaxy gas when he reads 'actually case law says that this exact situation should be handled the opposite of what you claimed'

Nick is so wrong about the law that when he makes a statement without conclusive proof either way, fate conspires to prove him wrong instantly.

That's insane.

 

[Major]

Also, it should really go without saying, but it doesn't really count as "stealing" another man's wife when you let said man shoot his loads in your own wife for several months prior.

You didn't steal a woman, you bought a whore, and you paid by letting your wife get fucked.

except Kayla definitely got the better half of that deal since she got to have sex with a man whose penis works properly

 

[Wild Irish Rose]

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How is this a real person. He looks like a villager in a lovecraftian horror story that worships a fish god or something.

Nah, people with the Innsmouth Look are way too human.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He recently mentioned that his new favorite Chaos God is Nurgle, didn't he? Although, if memory serves, he once said that his favorite faction was the Eldar.

Nurgle does seem to suit him now, as every time I come across a clip of him these days, I’m immediately overcome by a insurmountable sense of disgust.

He's always said Nurgle would be the one he would pick if he had to choose. I believe his reasoning was "Nurgle gives the best gifts".

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

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How is this a real person. He looks like a villager in a lovecraftian horror story that worships a fish god or something.

He looks like the skeksis emperor.

 

[demicolon]

Another L for the Sow.

 

[AnOminous]

I’d want to be high every waking minute too if I was this full of shit and bad at life.

Part of the reason he is so bad at life is that he's high every waking minute. That's the weird (and funny) thing about addiction. Addicts use drugs to flee the problems that drugs caused them in the first place.

So handsome. such luxurious hair. And that glowing red nose? Perfection.

It tells you all you need to know about this crackhead worm that the first time we've seen him smiling in months is because he's evilly gloating about someone potentially having cancer.

Rackets got a ticket for expired tabs on a 2022 Lincoln Continental--the most ghetto car excepting the Cadillac Escalade.

Nigger.

I love the old Continental with the spare tire cover on the trunk lid. That was a classy design. Now it's just the same shitty design as every other car. The sameyness of cars these days is pure suck.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

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How is this a real person. He looks like a villager in a lovecraftian horror story that worships a fish god or something.

Minecraft Villager in 4D