Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Usually whores get paid, it's a job. Kayla did it for free.
They bought a plane ticket and paid the resort for a suite so in actuality they paid to get fucked by Jamaican bulls.


According to Nick, the last 9000 pages are basically fan fiction. Nothing of value. Pay no attention to the disgusting downward descent into degeneracy.
Right, so the thread wasn't fan fiction when everyone in it was sucking his balldo.
Of course out of 9000 pages he doesn't point to one single bit of fan fiction.

Who am I missing from his mantrums?
A few forum users, Null, Kalea, "dear John", Aleisha Sweep, and a lot more.

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He needs to die.

Why can't people just stop victimizing this poor man?
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Yeah the guy with a rolling "micropeen counter" who bitches about his ex-boyfriend that wore him like a pink sock wants to stay out of drama. This faggot can only hurt defenceless creatures. Anyone that pushes back are victimising him. I hope he falls into the same pond he drowned the skunk in, passes out and dies.

Some real nigger-tier lifehack, on par with "did you know you don't have to pay for things if you steal them".
If you don't open up those letters about mortgage in arrears, they don't exist.
 
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Gabe really wants this scalp. Nick seems hesitant to strike back at Mossad's top agent.
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Narcissists don't commit suicide
I was gonna agree, but I forgot about Lowtax. They will do that if it means they have any chance of fucking up a person beyond the ability to heal, but I have seen many die horrible fucking deaths, though. God's judgement is inescapable.
The end stage life of a Narcissist is usually the worst shit you'll ever see.
 
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Look at this shit. Look at it!


There's more too! Just type "Rekieta Law Sophie" into the YouTube search.

I largely stayed out of this thing because I was largely concerned with helping him help Vic, before he alienated me with his degen bullshit. However, I distinctly remember he talked about Sophie a lot, and supported Michael Long on what he did. I think he even interviewed Michael Long at one point.

What a lying cocksucking faggot!
He indeed interviewed Michael Long:

The livestream is linked in the description, but has been taken down due to a third party privacy complaint:
 
Part of the reason he is so bad at life is that he's high every waking minute. That's the weird (and funny) thing about addiction. Addicts use drugs to flee the problems that drugs caused them in the first place.

It tells you all you need to know about this crackhead worm that the first time we've seen him smiling in months is because he's evilly gloating about someone potentially having cancer.

I remember when Nick said the kiwis in general were cool, and you in particular. Funny how everyone around him changed since then. It must be hard for him, such a victim unfairly judged by a fickle crowd.
 
Not directly relevant, but. . .

He hates to see his own words thrown in his face, proving that he is as disgusting as he is.
Nick must have skipped the class in Lawyer 101 where they teach you to STFU and stop doing whatever it was got you in trouble, because here is he on stream again, not sober, making comments that make him seem like a goddamn monster. He knows there's clippers out there and he knows the DCF and criminal justice people might see these streams but he can't help himself. He can't stop streaming. He's as addicted to streaming as he is to drugs.

The bit about the OnlyFans? Nick wishes he could do OF, he's leaked way too many of his own nudes to not be into it.
As per usual, Nick taking the completely incorrect action. The correct action in this situation would have been to just say nothing at all - no-one is obligated to wish good health on people they hate. That being said, actively gloating over their ill health, especially when it's cancer, is never good optics. Nick should've just been silently satisfied in observing the potential downfall of one of his biggest critics, but he just couldn't help himself, the man seemingly cannot differentiate between thoughts that should be internal or external, everything just gets externalised.

Gloating over someones potential cancer is particularly bad if you happen to be trying to rebuild a depleted audience - normies are sensitive to that kind of thing & will likely be turned off by it.
I don't even see what he's so happy about. Even if this particular clipper dies, others are going to fill the role. The only way embarrassing clips of Nick high on stream stop getting leaked is for Nick to stop streaming while high.
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How is this a real person. He looks like a villager in a lovecraftian horror story that worships a fish god or something.
His nose is growing as he tells more lies...
 
Around 20 minutes ago Nick went off screen to call his lawyer about something

Wonder what that could be about
"Dude Josh just posted this thing on farms, i need you to explain me what does it mean"
Gabe really wants this scalp. Nick seems hesitant to strike back at Mossad's top agent.
Its Jew on crypto-Jew(just look at his nose) violence, im all for it.
 
He's totally sober, guys.

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You can tell it gets his Lil' Nicky off whenever he tells people he's sober, he loves the exhibitionism of everyone knowing he's a fraud. If this guy didn't have to drive his keedz around all day, he'd spend his time pulling his dick out at strangers on the streets of Willmar and jerking off in bushes.
 
I THINK WE NEG on Nick too much. I want to try something new. Maybe to motivate Nick, and so we keep ourselves honest,I propose we make a comment where we state what we admire most about Nick Rekieta. I'll start:

- I admire Nick's mitochondrial commitment to the Krebs Cycle, and his ongoing metabolism of Adenosine Triphosphate.
- I also admire Nick's ability at food mastication and deglutition.
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- Some of his shirts were cool in the 80s gay bar scene.

OK your turn.
 
I THINK WE NEG on Nick too much. I want to try something new. Maybe to motivate Nick, and so we keep ourselves honest,I propose we make a comment where we state what we admire most about Nick Rekieta. I'll start:

- I admire Nick's mitochondrial commitment to the Krebs Cycle, and his ongoing metabolism of Adenosine Triphosphate.
- I also admire Nick's ability at food mastication and deglutition.
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- Some of his shirts were cool in the 80s gay bar scene.

OK your turn.
I admire nick for being a homosexual because it gives me more of a reason to hate faggots.
 
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