Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Kokenami]

Her patreon leaks are on page 1.

Extreme fetish alt is still on the table (if you don't count drawing revenge porn of your haters to be some kind of extreme fetish, I think she just wants to fuck anything that moves.)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I wish she was truly the female Dobson, but c'mon. We all know Dobson, there can never be another. Ellen is the closest we may ever get but even then she's not close. Dobson is one of those rare breeds, a legendary lolcow for the ages who occupies a slot on the Mount Rushmore of lolcows. Ellen is a funny cow, but she's no Dobson. Nobody is.

 

[Tessen]

You can just tell with how many tangles there are. Either her hair is the most fried dead straw haybale on the planet or it's just a wig she's pulled out of an Aliexpress shipping bag, hasn't brushed or hairsprayed or trimmed, and plopped on her head to take some halfhearted porno-cosplay pics in a hotel room.

Zero effort.

the only thing she has to do is to get filled on camera but she doesn't even understand that

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

I wish she was truly the female Dobson, but c'mon. We all know Dobson, there can never be another. Ellen is the closest we may ever get but even then she's not close. Dobson is one of those rare breeds, a legendary lolcow for the ages who occupies a slot on the Mount Rushmore of lolcows. Ellen is a funny cow, but she's no Dobson. Nobody is.

Who do you think makes up the Mount Rushmore of lolcows?

 

[Lurkor]

Who do you think makes up the Mount Rushmore of lolcows?

Chrischan is obviously Washington.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Ellen rips off Rick and Morty for this one.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Ellen rips off Rick and Morty for this one.
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so there's no art she ever did involving the canadian election or canadian politics?

 

[California King]

so there's no art she ever did involving the canadian election or canadian politics?

Nobody cares about Canada, including Canadians.

 

[slungus22]

Ellen rips off Rick and Morty for this one.
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ah yes let the camera look at the photo, not elon.. horrible fucking anatomy lmao

 

[Lurkey Turkey]

Ellen rips off Rick and Morty for this one.
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Again, what is the joke? Comedy has jokes in it.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

ah yes let the camera look at the photo, not elon horrible fucking anatomy lmao

It’s horrible anatomy and horrible anatomy to fuck. Pretty sure Ellen would fuck that cartoon though despite the anatomy horror that it is.

 

[Nitro!]

Ellen rips off Rick and Morty for this one.
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I don't think Ellen has any friends. If she had someone to look at this and say, who's the dude with the chest rendered on a PS1, it wouldn't be so baffling.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Again, what is the joke? Comedy has jokes in it.

Haha, gay people.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I don't think Ellen has any friends. If she had someone to look at this and say, who's the dude with the chest rendered on a PS1, it wouldn't be so baffling.

In her old Reddit posts she was talking about her not having friends and how it’s hard for her to relate to other women her own age, so yes you are correct, she has no friends.

 

[California King]

In her old Reddit posts she was talking about her not having friends and how it’s hard for her to relate to other women her own age, so yes you are correct, she has no friends.

I don't know if she's ever admitted it, but I 100% think she's a Grand Autismo and where her kids get it from.

 

[Tingle]

Extreme fetish alt is still on the table (if you don't count drawing revenge porn of your haters to be some kind of extreme fetish, I think she just wants to fuck anything that moves.)

I mean, she has also drawn herself as a furry...

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

I don't know if she's ever admitted it, but I 100% think she's a Grand Autismo and where her kids get it from.

She hasn't. I wonder if she wants to seem neurotypical so she can pretend she's above her kids.
Edit: Ellen pretends we're all in her DMs.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm 100% confident that if you were to take any man in any country, culture, and time period, and show him the same woman with hairy legs, and then with smooth legs, and ask him which one is more attractive, and he will select the hairless legs 95 times out of 100.

And do you know why? Because men are hairier than women, and men are not attracted to men. That's the whole point of secondary sexual characteristics - the same reason men are attracted to breasts and hips and butts, and not manly inverted triangle body shapes with flat chests and wide shoulders.

>he doesn't know about the Scots

 

[Run Escape]

Her patreon leaks are on page 1.

I wonder if those leak sites are able to archive everything or does she really make people pay for 4 shitty pictures at a time?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

She hasn't. I wonder if she wants to seem neurotypical so she can pretend she's above her kids.
Edit: Ellen pretends we're all in her DMs.
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Ellen is a big fan of the "I'm NOT mad, in fact, I'm laughing!!! Let me tell you how NOT bothered I am" response to haters.