Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick really thinks everyone but him is an idiot. He can imply he didn't watch it, but he described scenes and the plot in depth, taking specific glee at the characters fingers being broken in the camelot clip.

Wait, is he implying Redo of Twink Rape isnt amazing now?

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Larry Forman takes a spaceship to the Karen Read trial while Nick seethes and does whip-its as he manually adds to his micro-peen counter.

Edit: changed a second use of the word "while" to "as"

 

[Captain Manning]

Can Hardin respond to the Barneswalker or is it a waiting game now.

Normally it's motion, reply, and then surreply, but that's my home state's rules. I dunno how Minnesota works.

We're also probably not getting anything till next week at the earliest because it's 6:15pm in Minnesota now, and a Friday.

Nick really thinks everyone but him is an idiot. He can imply he didn't watch it, but he described scenes and the plot in depth, taking specific glee at the characters fingers being broken in the camelot clip.

He watched it. Of that I have no doubt. So did Coomy.

Also, he said the BD he was sent wouldn't work in his machine, and he had to go download it, but Japan and the U.S. are famously the same BD region, so he is either full of shit, or he was was sent some third-world bootleg. Which is mildly amusing, I guess.

 

[Nova902]

Apparently Ethan Ralph going to cover Elissa's health news tonight.
I wonder even if Ethan can be magnanimous enough to summon a sincere offer of well-wishes?
(depending on where he is on the xannie/recovery eternal cycle)

That drug pig struck her channel and threatened to shut down her income. F that AIDS riddled pig hybrid

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Part of the reason he is so bad at life is that he's high every waking minute. That's the weird (and funny) thing about addiction. Addicts use drugs to flee the problems that drugs caused them in the first place.

Yeah, but he also starts with a terrible personality and overall constitution to begin with.

The Barneswalker has replied to Hardin:

It's so odd to read legal filings that, while not exceptionally skilled in general, are not Greer levels of retardation. I'm like, where's the funny?! Step it up, Francis!

My sartorial tastes, and my concern for how I look, are about absolute zero. They go pragmatic. Ordinarily, I will just wear something like a pair of jeans or chinos or even cargo pants just to have a bunch of pockets, and a T-shirt or something. You could hand me what Harvey Keitel handed Travolta and Jackson in Pulp Fiction and I'd just wear that for a couple days.

Does it not make me acutely uncomfortable? Okay, it'll do.

But if actually looking presentable is some kind of necessity, I'll go for my now vintage Brooks Brothers suits, black or navy, shirts with turk's head cufflinks (because fuck messing around with cufflinks), white or pink shirts, and a tie with a clip, and hate myself for even wearing more than is necessary for just not looking like a total pleb.

That said, even with my total lack of fashion sense and preference for "what won't get you fired" clothing, Nick's shit is fucking embarrassing. That gay-ass "JAMAL" Jamaican shirt, the shit in his mugshot, just what he wears on stream, is such absolute cringe.

Honestly, his vile behavior is so evil and repulsive it is starting to distract from the fact that even minor parts of his behavior, like the Hot Topic belt, are so pathetic that they're hilarious. I'd say let's just get back to how this pathetic fuck is so hilarious, but he can't quit doing shit so repulsive that it distracts from the funny.

Perfectly respectable choices! Like I said, I just felt like picking on Nick bc he has earned it, and bc I can't deal on a Friday with how horrid he truly so I needed to lighten it up. Lol, that belt kills me, but it's just one of SO many bad choices that he thinks are snazzy.

Speaking of which, an acquaintance of mine who happens to live in Minneapolis but I haven't talked to in over a year told me earlier today they are thinking of heading to the '90s tonight for blow & kinky Friday. TF. That's like 40 degrees of separation too close to Nick for me. I so wanted to tell them to look for a skeletor with a big red nose and take photos.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I dunno how Minnesota works.

Apparently its just retards yelling at each other given they let nick be a Lawyer.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick really wants people to believe that he is some Chad, where he can just steal men's wives whenever he wants. He managed to get a mistress from a polycule, and now he thinks he is some alpha male slayer.

Nice trick, at least unless you've seen the pictures.

This is the way this evil faggot acts in reality.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Question for thread regulars. I keep seeing it mentioned Baldo was seen with blue skin due to frequent nitrous abuse. Was there any photographic/livestream evidence of this, or is this just based off comments/observations from other parties? I ask because seeing a photo of Nick with blue skin may be both simultaneously hysterical and horrifying.

https://youtu.be/AP-YGI4AVkM

 

[TurdThrower]

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This was the funniest Balldowasher reply. Sean is married, his wife appears on streams.

Average Rekieta fan.

 

[W@rui]

Rate me MATI, but there was one shred of hope left in me that he'd get his shit together. But after his attitude with Elisa Clips, now I hope nothing good comes of this guy and hope for the worst.

 

[AnOminous]

"Stealing" another person's girl isn't even cool or manly. It's scummy at best. There's a word for the kind of woman who'd violate leave a committed relationship for a stranger -- a whore. Attracting and sleeping with a whore isn't an accomplishment, it's a self-inflicted failure.

There's no such thing as "stealing" a woman. A woman is not an object or a possession. It may be despicable to cajole or otherwise trick someone's partner to betray them, but it isn't "stealing." The woman in question still has to go along with it, and is the ultimate actor in the cheating.

We have Old Bay seasoning to talk about.

There's not much to talk about. It's great. But for crabs (best and ultimate crab seasoning), lobsters, shrimp, crawdads, mud bugs, nearly any of that kind of crustacean. I wouldn't use it for anything else though.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

It's poppin' off boys! Balldofinger VS International Hebrew of Mystery.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

This is not related to any recent happenings but just a funny aside to bring some levity to the thread. Remember Nick’s very girly tattoo?

FRESH INK ALERT

Nick got a VERY feminine looking tattoo at the Minneapolis Tattoo Arts Festival over the weekend.

From a reel by the Instagram account @moving_muralsart

I thought Nick’s choice of tattoo artist was either random or due to budgetary restraints. But from an Instagram story posted by the artist today, it turns out they have similar interests

Spoiler: Video

 

[Soapmore]

Nice trick, at least unless you've seen the pictures.
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This is the way this evil faggot acts in reality.

That gif is begging for a big black cock. Just like Nick is.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I keep forgetting nick has terrible tattoos the anisa johma snake butterfly thing should be on nicks body too, there is still time to convince nick his snek tattoo needs butterflies

 

[Soapmore]

I keep forgetting nick has terrible tattoos the anisa johma snake butterfly thing should be on nicks body too, there is still time to convince nick his snek tattoo needs butterflies

In my mind you just conjured the ultimate lolcow mashup. Nick Rekieta steals Anisa Johma from Idubbzzzzzzzz, and there was much rejoicing.

The KWF thread clash alone would be comedy.

 

[TexOffender]

It's poppin' off boys! Balldofinger VS International Hebrew of Mystery.
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lol, chads are immune to everything Nick can throw at them.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There's no such thing as "stealing" a woman. A woman is not an object or a possession. It may be despicable to cajole or otherwise trick someone's partner to betray them, but it isn't "stealing." The woman in question still has to go along with it, and is the ultimate actor in the cheating.

Oh yeah, that was another part of it that's important. I guess I assumed it went without saying, but people like Nick make it necessary to say out loud.

Nick didn't pull off a sick chad maneuver and steal a shiny gold trophy from Aaron with his rizz. A dirty crack whore willingly chose to sleep with him.

 

[Sloppa]

It's poppin' off boys! Balldofinger VS International Hebrew of Mystery.
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Yep, this looks like the quality of person who could make Rekieta break probation.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I'm fine with Faran tit pics but I draw the line at the long awaited dick pic reveal.

The lower, crooked, red nose.
Something I never want to see.

He's on a roll

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He's seriously thinking he has death note powers now isn't he?
This is styx levels of insanity.