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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 59?


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The only way this isn't a total dumpster fire is if, by some act of God, they got him for Cheap.

I sincerely doubt they got Aaron Rodgers for cheap, meaning best case scenario - first losing record under Tomlin, and the Steelers actually have a high draft pick for the first time in God only knows how long.

That said, The Standard is The Standard. They'll get to 9-8 and a Wildcard Blowout kicking and screaming...
 
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The only way this isn't a total dumpster fire is if, by some act of God, they got him for Cheap.

I sincerely doubt they got Aaron Rodgers for cheap, meaning best case scenario - first losing record under Tomlin, and the Steelers actually have a high draft pick for the first time in God only knows how long.

That said, The Standard is The Standard. They'll get to 9-8 and a Wildcard Blowout kicking and screaming...
This is what ESPN said:

"Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers was in the team’s training facility today to sign his one-year, $13.65 million contract that includes $10 million guaranteed and has a maximum value of $19.5 million. The deal includes $5.85 million worth of playtime and team performance incentives."

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This is what ESPN said:

"Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers was in the team’s training facility today to sign his one-year, $13.65 million contract that includes $10 million guaranteed and has a maximum value of $19.5 million. The deal includes $5.85 million worth of playtime and team performance incentives."

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20 million max is dirt cheap TBH. As someone who is still a fan of A-Rod, I choose to believe he'll enter the DMT realm and leave with the ability to slaughter his way to the Super Bowl where he'll inevitably be defeated by Green Bay.
 
If Richardson is down and out do the Colts trade for Joe Flacco or Kenny Pickett hmmmm
 
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If Richardson is down and out do the Colts trade for Joe Flacco or Kenny Pickett hmmmm
I say they run with Danny Derps and Tank.

I agree with the hope that Danny pulls a Darnold and just thrives with the Colts. Partly because it’d be a nice feel good story, mostly because at that point we can all agree that New York is cursed when it comes to football.
 
Interesting question for people who do not cheer for the colts or the steelers. Which position would you rather be in, the Colts position or the Steelers?
They are both in very odd situations. The Colts seem to be able to form some talent but are constantly underperforming. Mostly because they can't figure out the QB situation. Steelers can't figure anything out but are somehow getting by. Steelers are capable of making the playoffs but can't win in them. Colts are capable of being able to compete for the playoffs but never actually are able to punch their ticket in.

I feel the Colts are at least trying to do their best and have some of the competency needed to build a successful franchise. It is just running into the last bit of luck (yes, ironic I know) that is needed to propel their team forward. The Steelers I have no idea what they are doing anymore. I would rather be in the Colts situation because it does feel like there is a stronger possibility of them eventually succeeding. The future looks a little brighter on their end. Until the Steelers kick Tomlin and allow their franchise to evolve with the times there is no possibility that things get better for them.
 
The cost of shrooms and DMT in the Greater Pittsburgh Area is plummeting on the news. You know Rodgers is bringing his stash
I'm so naive I'd never even heard of ayahuasca until it was associated with Aaron Rogers.

here is a reason why all these big Eagles contracts go out to 2029. The NFL has an out to renegotiate their media rights deal in 2028. It's going to be even more astronomical than the last one.
Not directly related to the NFL, but if they go big to some streaming platform, broadcast TV and basic cable in the USA are completely fucked. And I think everybody knows it at this point, that live sporting events is the one thing keeping them afloat. And the most important piece of that being the NFL.
 
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There was some international discussion a few pages back and this clip entered my feed:

Which spawned a quick jewgle search:
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This gives a rough idea of the 100-year plan for sure. You've got some regions like UAE that make sense as far as being fucking loaded, some that make sense like the Saints and France, then some that are lulzy like the Browns and Nigeria. I also enjoy Dallas only having rights to Mexico. They're "America's team" afterall.
 
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JaMarcus Russell 2.0
Richardson may not be developing and taking himself out of a game is a super bad look both outwards and inwards, but I haven't heard any leaks from the Colts org anywhere near as damning re: his work ethic as the blank playbook incident with Jamarcus
If Richardson is down and out do the Colts trade for Joe Flacco or Kenny Pickett hmmmm
Browns are more likely to be willing to let go of Pickett, so probably either him or they pony up for Kirk Cousins. Now that Irsay's not around I can easily see Ballard going back to old habits of trying to duct tape his roster/keep his job with washed veterans.
 
Browns are more likely to be willing to let go of Pickett,
And so continues the tradition of a Superbowl winning former Philadelphia quarterback going to Indy. I think it's likely they ship Pickett off somewhere before the trade deadline, if nothing else to make their QB room less schizophrenic. Flacco took them to the playoffs, It seems likely if all else fails he's their go to.
 
Browns are more likely to be willing to let go of Pickett, so probably either him or they pony up for Kirk Cousins. Now that Irsay's not around I can easily see Ballard going back to old habits of trying to duct tape his roster/keep his job with washed veterans.
The Browns are prolly a bit more willing to move Pickett over Flacco, but Flacco is the more logical pick considering he was on the Colts roster last year and Ballard/Steichen need to be competitive right now. Cousins isn't a horrible idea either, but compensation talks will definitely be interesting. (Well, it is a bad idea, but maybe 4th time or w/e is the charm?)

I mean, this is even more of a "do or die" year than usual for Ballard. It really comes down to whether Carlie Irsay is gonna run with Jim's modus operandi or treat this shit seriously, and I'll lean towards the latter for now. TBH, it wasn't like Jim Irsay was a bad owner in the usual sense either. He just trusted the football guys to run football operations to the team's detriment, but Carlie was groomed for this role for a while now, so I'm optimistic. Not a Colts fan, but I am a Tennessee Volunteers and have a soft spot for Peyton Manning. Plus they shit on the Titans for a good, long while and I thought that was pretty cool.

But things are definitely working against Ballard if the team isn't markedly improved this year.

- New owner

- The head coach 'had his shot' after 3 years, so there aren't any qualms pulling the trigger there.

- Assuming Anthony Richardson doesn't play well, or at all, they've got no franchise QB.

- Currently the 9th youngest team, so it's not like they can lean on that excuse.

Then there's the schozofrenic pipe dream of being in the Arch Manning sweepstakes. Probably not this year, but next year. I'm not saying the Colts will purposefully tank either of the next two years, but that'll absolutely be a consideration in the back of their minds even though they'll never admit it.
 
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There was some international discussion a few pages back and this clip entered my feed:

Which spawned a quick jewgle search:
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This gives a rough idea of the 100-year plan for sure. You've got some regions like UAE that make sense as far as being fucking loaded, some that make sense like the Saints and France, then some that are lulzy like the Browns and Nigeria. I also enjoy Dallas only having rights to Mexico. They're "America's team" afterall.
I knew some of these, but six teams for fucking Switzerland? What the fuck?
 
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I knew some of these, but six teams for fucking Switzerland? What the fuck?
Yeah, that one is surprising. I'm assuming there has to be an NFL fan contingent located there, but not sure how that happened. My only other guess is teams factor in the effort to market shit and generally do business there and teams are already familiar with Swiss finance. I'm also kinda shocked about the lack of Nordic countries because I would have thunk the Vikings had a presence there.
 
Eh, Anthony Richardson sucks with the throwing part, but at least he can run. JaNiggus Russell was a different level of abysmal that only Al Davis could conjure.

Richardson may not be developing and taking himself out of a game is a super bad look both outwards and inwards, but I haven't heard any leaks from the Colts org anywhere near as damning re: his work ethic as the blank playbook incident with Jamarcus
You guys are overthinking a simple joke. Russell was the first thing that popped in my head when I read the post I quoted. I was actually impressed with Richardson his rookie season given his history.
 
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Then there's the schozofrenic pipe dream of being in the Arch Manning sweepstakes.
A good 75% of the league's GMs right now are banking on drafting a generational talent at QB to save their franchise, which any other given year is pretty delusional to begin with. And generally it hasn't been a cure-all since they still need time to develop or are thrown into a team with absolutely nothing going for it, with the expectation they're just going to fix everything for them immediately, sometimes both. So I expect every franchise that's not set at QB, and hasn't been a contender, to just focus all their effort on tanking for Arch over the next two years.

In essense, expect everyone who's not the Bills, Ravens, Eagles, Chiefs, Commanders, Buccs, and Lions, 49ers, and Packers to play terrible football, more terrible than usual if you can imagine that.
 
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Then there's the schozofrenic pipe dream of being in the Arch Manning sweepstakes
The problem with tanking is that we only have a rough estimate at best of what next years draft class will potentially look like. There is going to be a whole upcoming college football season where players can make names for themselves and those who already have could potentially fall depending on their performance in it. Arch Manning may not even end up declaring for the draft next year, he may decided to spend one more year in college to really iron out his experience level. That and possibly make a decent amount of money given the recent NCAA ruling.

This is one of the reasons why it is so hard to build and develop any professional sports team. It is impossible to plan that far out ahead when you have no idea what your available talent options are going to be down the road. You may push off the matter of picking up the right QB, the right pass rusher or any position on the team for next years draft when the talent is available now and won't be next year. And even if it is available next year, you may not be in the position to acquire them.
 
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