Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

My lil dumbass, Maria was about to do a giveaway of used dollar tree cosmetics for having 400 youtube subscribers (all there to watch the lols). Then, oh so conveniently her husband was "laid off" (probably fired, who gets laid off at Petsmart?), people at guru gossip suspect that Maria just didn't want to do the giveaway, and was just looking for more attention.
 
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My lil dumbass, Maria was about to do a giveaway of used dollar tree cosmetics for having 400 youtube subscribers (all there to watch the lols). Then, oh so conveniently her husband was "laid off" (probably fired, who gets laid off at Petsmart?), people at guru gossip suspect that Maria just didn't want to do the giveaway, and was just looking for more attention.
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Aw man, I was really looking forward to getting eye herpes from a half broken sparkle-green eye pencil. Way to ruin my day!
 
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Found this mega thread on Teddy Boy Greg, Edwardian Barber.
http://www.theb9.com/board/viewtopic.ph ... e1f20680f7
Some funny stuff in there.

Apparently the second thread, after he got the first deleted with baseless legal threats.


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Ahahaha this is great. I love how in every video he makes he brags about having copious amounts of tattoos done by, apparently, the BEST tattoo artists ever (which he's probably correct on this but hey, I don't care much about tattoos). As if having your entire body covered by portraits of other people is a accomplishment by any means.
If he didn't cover himself in tattoos nobody would pay attention to the guy.
 
This guy popped up in my LinkedIn, just because he was connected to a guy I used to buy art supplies from: Conner Evans. He seems to have a bit in common with OPL, in the sense that he has the 'tism and has created an entire world that consists of a blending of original creations with popular video game characters and ripped-off Family Guy jokes. What exactly he hopes to achieve with it seems to be shrouded in autism.

From his website:
My name is Guy Conner Evans. I live on a Farm in Missouri. I graduated from High School in 2010. I was diagnosed with autism when I was 3 years old. I have always loved drawing and art. I love making up new and different creatures or characters. I started art & drawing when i was around 5. I started using pencil then moved on to pen and markers and crayons. Now I use pen, paper and different computer art programs.
I have been working on a story called "The Planet of the Giant Sun."

I Started it when I was in 7th grade and still work on it today.

"The Planet of the Giant Sun" is about the Planet Whelk (Which is Earth alter ego planet). It is as bigger than jupiter and has many parelles to earth cities. There are several many characters on the planet.

Pipe, Charamander, Chris, Viper, and Lisa.

They are kind of like super heros, explorers, and crime fighters.

Most of my pictures are of either Planet Whelk, various characters on the planet, or different planets in The Hyper System of the

"The Planet of the Giant Sun"

I hope you enjoy my artwork. Best, Guy "Conner" Evans

Please send me your comments.
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He says he's been working on this project of his for nine years. At least this one manages to hold a job while trying to achieve his dream.

He also has a YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/GiantSunoftheGalaxy

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This guy popped up in my LinkedIn, just because he was connected to a guy I used to buy art supplies from: Conner Evans. He seems to have a bit in common with OPL, in the sense that he has the 'tism and has created an entire world that consists of a blending of original creations with popular video game characters and ripped-off Family Guy jokes. What exactly he hopes to achieve with it seems to be shrouded in autism.

From his website:


He says he's been working on this project of his for nine years. At least this one manages to hold a job while trying to achieve his dream.

He also has a YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/GiantSunoftheGalaxy

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So, this is Earths "alter ego" planet? But it's bigger than fucking Jupiter, which would mean that it would be a gas giant or have such high gravity that human-like life could not exist! And what the fuck kind of planet name is Whelk? Isn't that a type of mollusk? And why the hell is it called "the planet of the giant sun?" Earths sun is not all that big compared to other stars, but if planet Whelk wanted to sustain life functions long enough for intelligent life to form, it needs a relatively small star. A giant sun would probably cause any rocky body to be too hot for liquid water and life as we know it. And even if there was a giant sun with a rocky body at a distance far enough away for liquid water to exist, giant stars don't last very long. The star would run out of fuel and blow up before any complicated life formed. And that isn't even going into the horrible spelling and grammar. If that small tidbit caused me to nerd rage this hard, imagine what the entire work is like.
 
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Old, but still funny: Roger Tullgren, Swedish Metal fan who gets a Tugboat due his music lifestyle counting as a disability.

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Man gets sick benefits for heavy metal addiction

Roger Tullgren said:
I signed a form saying: 'Roger feels compelled to show his heavy metal style. This puts him in a difficult situation on the labour market. Therefore he needs extra financial help'. So now I can turn up at a job interview dressed in my normal clothes and just hand the interviewers this piece of paper"
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This woman Jen on tumblr thinks she is a tortoise... there is not much more to say lol the lolcow is strong with this one,
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Oh I know this girl. She's such a little slimeball, really. She's heavy into pro-ana, pro-mia and headmates. Her "headmates" tend to jump into other girl's conversations about recovering from eating disorders and encourage them to, "stay strong and stay thin!". I've never made a thread on her, because her eating disorder is so extreme, it's just sad and awful, nothing funny about it. She practices breatharianism, trying to breath instead of eat. I usually feel sorry for her because she's so crazy, and then she starts her pro-ana/pro-mia bullshit and I just can't. Especially since she's so militant about keeping all her ana/mia friends "in the lifestyle.".
 
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Oh I know this girl. She's such a little slimeball, really. She's heavy into pro-ana, pro-mia and headmates. Her "headmates" tend to jump into other girl's conversations about recovering from eating disorders and encourage them to, "stay strong and stay thin!". I've never made a thread on her, because her eating disorder is so extreme, it's just sad and awful, nothing funny about it. She practices breatharianism, trying to breath instead of eat. I usually feel sorry for her because she's so crazy, and then she starts her pro-ana/pro-mia bullshit and I just can't. Especially since she's so militant about keeping all her ana/mia friends "in the lifestyle.".
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I just read up on breatharianism... I was honestly shocked. I had never heard of such a thing as that before. Humans lack chlorophyll or any other medium to transfer energy from sunlight to the body in the way food does. These people seriously are misinformed and possibly doing terrible harm to there bodies that can not easily be undone (kidney liver brain)

I'm a Darwinist at heart but really someone should try to help these people.
 
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I just read up on breatharianism... I was honestly shocked. I had never heard of such a thing as that before. Humans lack chlorophyll or any other medium to transfer energy from sunlight to the body in the way food does. These people seriously are misinformed and possibly doing terrible harm to there bodies that can not easily be undone (kidney liver brain)

I'm a Darwinist at heart but really someone should try to help these people.
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Unfortunately, people have died from it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...itual-journey-trying-live-sunlight-alone.html
 
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In my sixth grade class there was this kid named Griffon. I remember in class when we had some creative writing assignment where we had to make up an original short story. I write mine, it's, you know, written at a sixth grade level and not all that good. Then I look at Griffon's, and it's "Pokemon trainer Griffon who wax the koolist ever n had charzard an mew and was in new yourk. And then he looked up and there was Spider-Man! And spidrmans "Pokemon trainer Griffon, we need to stop team rocket!" And Griffon told all hiz Pokemon to go with Spider-Man!"
I'm not kidding, he wrote a bad fan-fic for a graded assignment. I kinda wonder where he is now. I hope that he grew out of his weird loser stage, but I kinda suspect he may show up as a lolcow.
 
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My dumbass Maria thinks she's an extreme couponer now--as if you have the money to even buy groceries, Maria. You spend your entire check from the 2 hours you work every week at the dollar store.
 
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