Skitzocow Forsaken Wanderer / Forsaken Wanderer Project / ThyForsakenWanderer / Degeneratemooty2389 / @100% VIRGIN MOOTY / @Mooty Mooty Mooty - 34 Year-Old 5'4 Schizophrenic Autistic VIRGIN Halal'd User with over 400 YouTube Videos: Black-pilled Alcohol abuser, thinks kiwi farms was taken over by the leftists, is the last white Kiwifarmer, thinks women are all children & it's the JEWS fault

That looks like a bottle of Smirnoff in the car video where you’re complaining about money (among other things).
How many bottles do you buy a week?
You could probably save $30 a bottle by getting the cheap stuff.
 
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Jack Hoffman said:
That looks like a bottle of Smirnoff in the car video where you’re complaining about money (among other things).
How many bottles do you buy a week?
You could probably save $30 a bottle by getting the cheap stuff.
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I only go through 1/3 a bottle a week at a guess. What would you call the cheap stuff if not Smirnoff?

I miss the days when cheese was affordable.


Hell awaits. The loop starts again. If only I didn't remember the last 10,000 attempts.
 
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Trades are fucked, all industries are falling to bits. You will have to work with Indians and Albanians no matter where you go. The only winning move is not to play.
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Jesus Christ man, if you really cannot figure it out in NZ and have some marketable skills, go for a year to UAE and take a half-year vacation afterwards. You're not a woman or non-white so you probably won't get trafficked or seriously scammed by your sponsor. Staying in a Muslim country would do you good since employers won't accept outright alcoholism.
 
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Forsaken Wanderer said:
I only go through 1/3 a bottle a week at a guess. What would you call the cheap stuff if not Smirnoff?

I miss the days when cheese was affordable.


Hell awaits. The loop starts again. If only I didn't remember the last 10,000 attempts.
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I thought Smirnoff was mid range, looks like it is the cheap stuff.
You could probably save $10-15 if you buy an Aldi brand bottle.

Have a good week.
 
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Stewart island is the virgin, Chatham islands is the chad. It has Chat and Ham in its name, that should convince you by itself. Think of all the amazing anime broads who live there! Greek myths always talk about islands having beautiful women! But seriously I think youd love it, it really sounds like the place to be.
 
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My hair has already gone
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I hate to say it, but you should consider maybe trying to go for the bald look. Due to how thin it has gotten, it is giving you a scraggly appearance.

Obviously don't go into it on impulse. Cut back on drinking and see if it'll improve your hairline, I knew some guys who gained back a full head of hair just by quitting alcohol.

If that doesn’t work, you could always consider going for a smooth bald head.
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No women under 6 ft?
And bro is ‘5 “4? (lol I am taller than him)
Uh… not to reinforce his belief that women only care about surface level appearances but mutt’s locked himself out of ~85% of all women available with this one criterion. But yeah it’s the women’s fault, they’re the ones thirsting after the rare genetically gifted Chads, and it’s def not him!

Some people like to say “there’s a lid for every pot, and plenty of fish in the sea” but mutt’s pot is a weird irregular shape and rejects 85% of fish out of hand so he’s playing the odds against his favor.

And don’t most people have 10k in “assets”? Like add up the resale value of your car, computers, a/v equipment, PMs and jewelry, your 401k, you’re probably well on your way to 10k. (If you got a house you’re well over this arbitrary breakpoint.) Even if Mutt’s referencing actual cash savings or securities, this isn’t the kind of money that makes a woman decide she’d be set if she picked you.

I shouldn’t point n laugh, but I’m going to. Ha, ha!
 
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Stan said:
No women under 6 ft?
And bro is ‘5 “4? (lol I am taller than him)
Uh… not to reinforce his belief that women only care about surface level appearances but mutt’s locked himself out of ~85% of all women available with this one criterion. But yeah it’s the women’s fault, they’re the ones thirsting after the rare genetically gifted Chads, and it’s def not him!

Some people like to say “there’s a lid for every pot, and plenty of fish in the sea” but mutt’s pot is a weird irregular shape and rejects 85% of fish out of hand so he’s playing the odds against his favor.

And don’t most people have 10k in “assets”? Like add up the resale value of your car, computers, a/v equipment, PMs and jewelry, your 401k, you’re probably well on your way to 10k. (If you got a house you’re well over this arbitrary breakpoint.) Even if Mutt’s referencing actual cash savings or securities, this isn’t the kind of money that makes a woman decide she’d be set if she picked you.

I shouldn’t point n laugh, but I’m going to. Ha, ha!
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I know guys FW's height with good wives. Attractive, even. His problem is he doesn't go outside and spends all his free time tanked up.
 
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Hey Johnny Bravo said:
I know guys FW's height with good wives. Attractive, even. His problem is he doesn't go outside and spends all his free time tanked up.
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Oh I do too. It isn't really FW's height that's the problem, it's how relatively rare women 6 feet and up are and mutt's desire to marry and possess a super tall bigfoot women when he's so short and so small. Perhaps bro should be trying to date little women... er... people! If you know what I mean. He's the kind of guy a gal with borderline achondroplasic dwarfism could perhaps appreciate. Taller than her, but not so much as to make her feel like a child to his eyes.

Maybe FW should date trannies. They would meet his criteria of being 6ft and up, own a maid costume (cat ears optional), they may or may not have a hobby that isn't his dreaded trifecta of makeup-clothes shopping-shoes, and at least some of them are kissless virgins as well.
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The link goes to a post in the "Trannies posting their L's" thread where @Stan posted that picture of herself.
Fun fact: she also posted a picture of her kid to the farms like a total retard.
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Yep that's my tits. Maybe I should post a progress photo? I lost some weight on Mounjaro.
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I miss drunk Marge, better for humanity that she's being so boring but I still miss it.
She should consider a collab with FW he's desperate for a cohost and it would be funny.
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You keep talking me up like this, he's going to think I'm available, stop.
 
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Stan said:
Yep that's my tits. Maybe I should post a progress photo? I lost some weight on Mounjaro.
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Stop teasing us you slut.
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You keep talking me up like this, he's going to think I'm available, stop.
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You are bored and he is 100% up for it, the world would be a better place if it happened and you know it, be a Good Christian for once and shoot your shot.
If you can get 30 mins worth of rambling on the topic of.. I dunno, Jewishness in video games or something out of it, before he drops into an alcoholic coma, it will all have been worth it :heart-full:
 
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CallmeCicada said:
I liked the colors he picked. It's charming.
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I don't know why I like this image so much but I really do. It's a fun image. I want to try to make a better banner for my profile out of it but Kiwi farms has been ass uploading images all day. Hopefully tomorrow the farms is working better and the banner will come out better.
@Forsaken Wanderer Is the dark blue triangle on your chest sweat or something else? Also, why all the paint/spray paint from donkey kong? I feel like I'm missing some context for mario kart games.
 
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Jack Hoffman said:
I thought Smirnoff was mid range, looks like it is the cheap stuff.
You could probably save $10-15 if you buy an Aldi brand bottle.

Have a good week.
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This is the wrong advice, if you're going to be an alcoholic, you should drink the mid range stuff so your stomach isn't eaten by acid. If FW is really dedicated to alcoholism, he should buy his own still and make his own vodka so the Jews don't doctor it. There's even a homebrew thread.
 
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