Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Willful recalcitrance and rebuking the authority of the court is a bold move, Cotton, let’s see how it pans out for him.

In an absolute Chad move, he also attached a few of his top girls for the judge to peruse at his leisure. Truly, the mind of Russell Greeeeeeee is an eniggma.

 

[SCRAM]

I really like how Russ saw Hardin's "Here we go again" opener and tried to match his heat.
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I cannot believe that Russ has to pay for pussy when he has the eloquence of Cyrano de Bergerac.

Plaintiff opposes motion for sanctions because he sincerely is lazy and retarded.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Plaintiff Russell Greer, an expert in serving Johns.

Would you really want to subject some poor forensic tech to having to touch and look at Russell's phone?

Some men just want to watch the system burn.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Every time.



C'mon magistrate, don't be like the bias judge who is one-sided and already rejected this attempt at trying to undo the thing that has already been done.

It looks like Greer is going 0/2 in complying with court orders this week. I very look forward to Hardin's status update that is due tomorrow.

 

[Bogliacci]

Easy way to know Greee is bullshitting the court is that he attributes his russism to someone else. Its "pound of flesh", russhole

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Is anyone else seeing what I see in ECF 333 at 8? On my screen, there is a "loading" circle that last for a few seconds. Screenshots of beautiful Instagram models then pop up in rapid succession. The last image is then the (presumably) intended screenshot of an email.

LMFAO....I didn't see that but your question made me run the filing through an analyzer. It extracted all the images it found and sure enough, you were correct!!!

Glad we have e-thots officially on the record now!

No wonder the damn file starts chugging when I get to that page. When I thought there was no other way for him to impress me with his fuckery, Russ found a way. I kneee.

 

[Hantavirus]

"Russell Greee uploads his porn stash to the docket" was not on my bingo card. Looking forward to the status update tomorrow!

 

[Harvey Danger]

On May 6th, Plaintiff wrote down what Judge Bennett said: discovery was stayed, but it didn’t apply to serving the John Does.

I was joking when I said the judge needs to issue an Order To Show Where The Fuck I Said That. But now he actually does need to order that.

Russ isn't letting the memes remain dreams, bless his retarded little heart.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Easy way to know Greee is bullshitting the court is that he attributes his russism to someone else. Its "pound of flesh", russhole

The biggest tell is anytime he uses the word "bizarrely" in any sentence. Incidentally, he does this is just about every one one of his filings.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Dear fuckheads,
Your rulings are absolute horse shit and you simp for the Defendants. Why can't you just fine them for once???

Plaintiff sincerely believed that the discovery stay only applied to what I want it to apply to. All I did was deliberately try to buy an extra month to attend the hearing because Winnemucca needs to hear about whores. Yes, they seemed exasperated at having to deal with me again, but since Matthew's involvement, they think I'm even more of a psycho now.

The Defendants keep digging up ebbuhdance of my malfeasance, which is wholly unrelated to copyright and probably also illegal and unethical. No, I will not report this to police or the bar. Also they violated the SPO despite what any of you phony "Judges" might say.

Mommy 10th already said I win, so cut the bullshit, yeah?

Btw, I know it's the deadline, but can I just not pay the sanctions? Cheques are spooky!

Sent from my iPhone


ERRATA TO COMPLAINT
Please ignore all the whore screenshots. This was just a goof on Plaintiff's part.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

How does this happen?

It's a normal, understandable_mistake for a brothel expert and future purveyor.

 

[BoomerPrime]

"Russell Greee uploads his porn stash to the docket" was not on my bingo card. Looking forward to the status update tomorrow!

NOW COMES THE PLAINTIFF, by and through his undersigned coomstash..

 

[WelperHelper99]

LMFAO....I didn't see that but your question made me run the filing through an analyzer. It extracted all the images it found and sure enough, you were correct!!!

Glad we have e-thots officially on the record now!

Negress E-thots, lets be clear, Rusty is NOT RACIST. He goons to anyone, black or white.

 

[goblin enby]

It's a bold move to bizarrely double down on lying about what the judge said when Hardin already quoted both the written order and transcript at ECF 332. Should pay off nicely.

On another note I was skimming through a few hundred filings for fun and I noticed in the original order to produce the RO at ECF 227, Greee was ordered to show cause (5 page limit) by Feb 24th why he shouldn't be required to pay Defendants' expenses regarding the motion to compel and he just never responded to that. He filed a motion for reconsideration (21 pages) on Feb 21st but, very bizarrely, cause has never been shown. I guess this will all be wrapped into the inevitable sanctions on this topic along with the second order to produce the RO and his subsequent second non-compliance, but it seems weird to me that there was never any follow-up on this first part regardless of whether he complied with the order or not.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Unbridled retardation. It is unstoppable.

ETA: someone below said he may have fat-fingered a multi-selection of photos, but that makes me wonder 1) wtf is he screenshotting all the e-thots for (oh dear God I don't want to ponder that for too long); and 2, how the ever-loving fuck do you manage to stack them all on top of one another so precisely that you don't see what you did?

Lastly: Christ almighty, Russell, charge your phone.

Well it does explain why he has no room on his phone for all his previously filed lawsuits and legal documents.

 

[HackerX]

The biggest tell is anytime he uses the word "bizarrely" in any sentence. Incidentally, he does this is just about every one one of his filings.

Like when he used "oddly" in his emergency motion to delay the hearing for his brothel dreams. It's always him attempting to attribute some retarded action that he's responsible for as something that's totally random and he has no control over.

 

[somevan712]

Glad we have e-thots officially on the record now!

I was hoping for a classic plightsperging + Mr. Hardin the Stalker Child + Anxiety and Depression across 2 filings today, but this is even funnier.

Does anyone know if this might have any impact on the case, in any meaningful way, or might this be another excusable "goof up?"

 

[Napoleon III]

He send the filing asking for a reconsideration to the Magistrate Judge. He is trying to get the Magistrate judge to go behind the back of the District Judge.

That and the goon-stash filing means I will really miss this case when it ends.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Perhaps Hardin should meet and confer him up somewhere for a cash delivery?

They should meet in the desert, stand 30 feet apart, and Russell will toss a sandwich bag of money at Hardin's feet. The following exchange might happen:

"Naw, shay muh nomm."
"Uhh...Russell Greer."
"Ewer oodamm wrigh."

 

[BoomerPrime]

Well it does explain why he has no room on his phone for all his previously filed lawsuits and legal documents.

Now, THAT would be a funny zinger for Hardin to throw into a filing as an aside... "Plaintiff seems to have insufficient space for his legal documents, but plenty of storage room for pictures of random Instagram models."