DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Julia Chang]

It would be incredibly funny if, after hitting the goal on Blue Prince, he fails to hit the goal for the first time on the Truck Sim stream after spending ~$400 on his little setup.

 

[Pargon]

It would be incredibly funny if, after hitting the goal on Blue Prince, he fails to hit the goal for the first time on the Truck Sim stream after spending ~$400 on his little setup.

No way. I wanna see him rake it in so he’ll keep this amazing momentum up and everyone gets to watch gradually move back to using a controller/k+m because his hand-eye coordination and muscle memory are shot to shit. And THEN he can relegate it all to the closet. I want to watch him realize alllllllll these grown up big boy toys and to everyone watching it’s just

 

[Lord_Point]

I think DSP is just retarded enough and driven by consumerism that the right dent could get him to invest in one of those 10k racing sim chairs with hydraulics

 

[shekelshoah666]

Best part is that his viewers don't like or want more Blue Prince but "anon" and Omega_sauce who is just Ian S. on a Kick alt after shitting on the game earlier in YouTube chat.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Yeah, Omega is a clear sock account.

Edit: Evidence below it's Ian S

 

[shekelshoah666]

Yeah, Omega is a clear sock account, but doesn't look like Ian S. Subbed in Dec, didn't talk to April, then it's borderline detractor shit when he did talk. Could be ICS.

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Ian S has a twitter with the old handle being Omega_Sauce that was then changed to Ian_reasonable that is now private

https://archive.is/d8RqL

Credit to https://x.com/BananaJones1651/status/1932205124317053320

Same exact avatar as the YouTube Ian S. account

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Ian S has a twitter with the old handle being Omega_Sauce that was then changed to Ian_reasonable that is now private

https://archive.is/d8RqL

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Credit to https://x.com/BananaJones1651/status/1932205124317053320

Same exact avatar as the YouTube Ian S. account

What a dented loser.

These rotten tooth Brexit monkeys love Phil for some reason. Its pedophiles and Limeys

 

[Switch Mongo]

Muscular atrophy Phil bout to snap his twig arms

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

EDIT: He's already getting fed up with the steering wheel, and blames him having issues setting it up on the PC platform.

I called it, Mr Snort is a retard that hate configuring stuff.

Steering wheels are something you have to configure PER GAME there is no such thing as a plug and play wheel...

And of course he uses his own laziness to once again yell at PC gaming and how "you have to spend hours setting things up" where in reality it's 5min tops if you use google to see someone with the right settings.

Another great illustration of his learned helplesness

 

[Whaler]

Muscular atrophy Phil bout to snap his twig arms
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According to the Amazon page that he showed off, the Pedals are a bit less than seven pounds (a little over 3kgs for those who can't understand freedom units) without the cables. Let that sink into your heads.

EDIT: Before anybody asks or wants to know, the Wheel is listed at a little under five pounds (a bit over 2kgs). The entire box can't weight more than 15 pounds (7kgs).

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Yeah, Omega is a clear sock account.

Edit: Evidence below it's Ian S

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It’s always a fuckin’ ween. IMO the dents are mostly gone. Almost, the majority of his tips come from weens trying to tap the glass

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

He needs to get a TrackIR, the ultimate head tracking device for sims for the most meaningful and interactive experience outside of a VR headset.

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And a license for Voice Attack. Watching Downie Phil trying to use voice recognition commands would be ridiculous. "Nothing I Could Do" could be his load last autosave command.

 

[millais]

He would never do it, but I understand some streamers will use odd input devices and peripherals like steering wheels in place of a conventional gamepad or controller to beat Dark Souls as a flex of their gaming prowess and attract viewers due to the novelty of the challenge. Now there's an idea that could help save the business.

 

[Twrx]

He would never do it, but I understand some streamers will use odd input devices and peripherals like steering wheels in place of a conventional gamepad or controller to beat Dark Souls as a flex of their gaming prowess and attract viewers due to the novelty of the challenge. Now there's an idea that could help save the business.

Or like the guy that plays on a unicycle, or the completely paralyzed dude who plays with his mouth,at a much higher level than fully physically abled phil.

ETA: especially since the pig roach considers himself the best all around gamer in the world.

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

 

[Mysterious Figure]

is it just me or is his stroke mouth getting progressively worse

His skin looks so fucking worn.

 

[00R-Gundam]

According to the Amazon page that he showed off, the Pedals are a bit less than seven pounds (a little over 3kgs for those who can't understand freedom units) without the cables. Let that sink into your heads.

EDIT: Before anybody asks or wants to know, the Wheel is listed at a little under five pounds (a bit over 2kgs). The entire box can't weight more than 15 pounds (7kgs).

I would assume that lack of exercise or any meaningful physical activity will just eat away at any muscle, especially at older ages. I dont remember well but he had said that he works out powerwalking in his gated community or something along those lines. Honestly i cant see him exercises or even taking the time off of his autistic schedule to do like 1hr of exercise.

 

[McSneaks]

"People say I am bad at video games yet I beat Mario Kart on the HARDEST difficulty." Almost word for word something Phil said on his stream, and completely ignorant of the fact 200cc unlocks after you beat 150cc.

Later that same stream, "This game takes no skill, it's rng bullshit and is just a party game." So I guess it isn't a big accomplishment then beating Mario Kart Phil, since everyone and their grandmother has played a version of Mario Kart up to this point.

It's really amazing watching his peanut brain flipflop back and forth over 20 minutes and the complete lack of self awareness. He honestly should be in a zoo.

Somehow the game (like every game he plays) is fundamentally completely broken. There's invisible items, cars you can't see, the controls don't work (in fact the game even made him go backwards!!! ...when he flew off the ledge and pointed himself the wrong way on the track), items come from behind and there's no possible way to dodge them, the game requires literally no skill, if you're in first place you'll always end up last, get hit by one item you'll then get combod by 4 more and end up last, etc...

Yet all this somehow only applies to him and is directly targeted at him. Everyone else is getting him with these items, everyone else is driving the right way, every race he ends up last which would imply somehow everyone else also isn't last, everyone else can control because they don't have lag....


But then if he does well it's because of his 40 years of game mastery, duh. But the game is still absolutely broken on a fundamental level he can just overcome it. Truly a marvel to behold. And then no matter what type of game he plays he manages to complain about how stupid it is. Like yea, Mario Kart is a party game. It's supposed to be fun for children. Getting railed by items out of nowhere is literally the point of the game and you could always play any of the other 19000 racing games (which are also broken and the controls don't work)

 

[millais]

I would assume that lack of exercise or any meaningful physical activity will just eat away at any muscle, especially at older ages. I dont remember well but he had said that he works out powerwalking in his gated community or something along those lines. Honestly i cant see him exercises or even taking the time off of his autistic schedule to do like 1hr of exercise.

The most exercise he gets is from walking to the mail box and carrying his Amazon/Doordash slop up the stairs to the awffice.

Since he insists on taking Fat Kat with him each time he goes to the dump, I assume he is making her do all the heavy lifting for that, otherwise why take her to the fucking dump.

 

[Pargon]

fully physically abled phil

Ho ho, let’s not go crazy there buddy. You stretch that definition any further it’ll snap faster than Phil’s Achilles tendons at the Renton Annual 10k!