I'm 85% sure the Marines are going to show up with live ammo.
-Reporter: Mr. President, what’s your account name on Kiwi Farms?
-Trump: Hold on, hold on, what network are you from? CNN? Oh, fake news CNN, folks, the worst, just terrible! This guy, this reporter—low-energy, sad!—thinks he’s gonna trick me into doxxing myself like some moron. Not gonna happen, pal, I’m too smart for that, okay? Nobody doxxes Donald J. Trump, believe me. I’m like Christopher Columbus navigating the internet—nobody does it better!
Now, let me tell you something, folks, about those riots in Los Angeles—total disaster, a mess! I sent 500 Marines down there, the best Marines, very tough, very strong. Why? Because I saw that “semper fi” reaction emoji on Kiwi Farms—beautiful emoji, my favorite, absolutely tremendous. It’s like the Marines are saying, “Trump, we love you!”—and they do, folks, they really do. Nobody loves the Marines more than me, okay? Semper fi, big league!