Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 106 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 79 18.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 166 39.5%

  • Total voters
    420
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Has Nick entered his Troon Era?
He was on Twitter telling a woman how much he liked her outfit, commenting in her pink shoes. Imagining to be her, perhaps. Will ot lure back Aaron?
Good lawd….what color of shoes would he prefer she have? Does he have fetish for a particular color of shoes?
 
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Wtf is he doing? This is cringe-inducing.
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You know it's bad when even the wine aunts are telling him to stfu.
Surely he's just playing to this thread at this point and enjoys reading about himself. No other reason for mister OMG WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST *hufffffffffffffff* DM ME ABOUT THIS? to flirt with either AI or a hairy jeet in a public manner.
Scrolling her twitter she seems like a shameless attention whore. Totally Nick's type.
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Oh please Nick do it! Make her April 2.0, she seems absolutely sane.
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I think I saw this girl in a jerkmate ad.

I'd reply to the second pic with the "in your little courthouse right now playing barbie" clip from Family Guy but I'm lazy and Family Guy is for Facebook people now.
She made an "Our Wife" joke years ago.

Which his narc brain turns into "she's been calling my wife a whore for years".
Allow me to respond to this on Elissa's behalf in a manner that Nick understands.

YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING AS CALLING HER A WHORE I NEVER CALLED HER A WHORE I NEVER SAID THE WORD WHORE YOU FUCKING IDIOT I HOPE YOU GET DRONE STRIKED AT THE STARBUCKS DRIVE-THRU AND THEN THE REMAINS OF YOUR CAR GET TAKEN TO THE CRUSHER WITH YOUR TEETH STILL INSIDE YOU CUNT
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He looks like a raw chicken that someone threw onto the highway.

(1)s for everybody
 
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You all can disagree with me if you want, but I don't think we should go after Grifty's wife. Yeah, she's fat. Yeah, she's married to GRIFTY, which means that she's either a battered housewife and/or just as awful as he is. But, to my knowledge, she's largely offline and doesn't participate in the Dabbleverse. She's a non-combatant imo.

Grifty is a disgusting pervert for calling his children "Fuck-trophies" though.

I know I am late for asking this: was Grifty ever sentenced with domestic abuse charges? What happened to those charges.
I have no interest in his wife and couldn't care less what she looks like but his background are a point of interest for obvious reasons.

Rekieta is a walking red flag and yet some still associates him. They also might as well be fully discredited at this point. Rekieta is not hiding much, but saying words he knows will be good enough for complete idiots. That demographic for him is key to recovery. Sadly for Rekieta, they're poor and are not starved of options when it comes to public degeneracy.

It's a shame his wife is being pulled into Grifty's online adventures but he is also putting himself at risk with the type of people he is associating with. The kind of people that court negative attention for clout no matter what new low, and if he weren't useful to them atm, they too would be on the other end busting their sides gaffawing while he and his silly online reputation took a hit.

Kurt is an example of collateral damage when standing too close to Rekieta but Kurt also had the sense at least to keep away from a certain group of people and that's also why he is now a big fat target for Rekieta's current schemes of engagement. Rekieta has always relied on the loyalty of enablers and cashes in on the drama the moment he sees anyone not considered loyal enough suffer some hit or slight.

We laugh at the audience numbers dropping but consider that it's likely his goal currently is to court people like Grifty and other drama hounds who can keep his relevancy long enough until he finds a new space while also shielding him from too much criticism. Surely he knows his old grift is likely cooked and yet he still needs to maintain some kind of corner to be able to network while he figures out what to do. Keeping people around who can help him fight off any "past nonsense" as he attempts to rebuild around a friendlier audience is key. Worst case scenario Grifty turns out to be not as loyal as he'd liked (aka Kurt) and he starts to milk him too.

None of Grifty's online buddies actually care that he or his wife were doxxed. That is simple street cred in this part of the sektur, sadly. His own tweet points out that this is normal and expected.

Nick is elated to have the opportunity to take another shot at his detractors, which includes the Farms. He will benefit at a friend's expense, but won't tone down any behavior that could cause collateral damage anymore than he needs to. He and his degenerate buddies thrive off of conflict. Hanging around Nick comes with high costs, but if his "friend" takes it on the chin, he'll possibly get offered a chance to sit on his used Balldo. So for that reason, yes sadly, Grifty is a topic of interest as much as he is relevant.

Again, if Grifty gave a shit about his family he would cut the crap now and stop pursuing this type of attention for himself. It's not rocket science. Most people tracked on this site are like moths flying too close to the flames and others who gamble their sanity for a few extra sympathy bucks and parasocial interactions. These are not people to aspire to but more like a warning.

Nick must be telling his friends some insane shit behind the scenes
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Why bother Elissa now suddenly of all times? He could follow his own advice and stop monitoring Rekieta's drama and commenting on it. He has obviously seen clips to come to some of his conclusions. Complete hypocrite.
 
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You know it's bad when even the wine aunts are telling him to stfu.
This winemom is particularly stupid too because it took her this long to realize that Nick doesn't care about trials and is just a degenerate

She ignored all that stuff where seethes at his former friends when he should be streaming about the trial, laughing at someone finding a pancreatic lump, all that reminiscing about drugs and being in a polycule, but now that he's flirting with a whore on Twitter suddenly it's too far.
 
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So how realistic do you think Nick will be doing an OnlyFans arc? He has hinted it... reduced to being a male ewhore when just a few years prior he was a loved "fake" trad dad lawtuber. :stressing:

If Nick needs more money and April is still actually hanging around him, an onlyfans arc for Nick seems inevitable. Or maybe Nick does gay porn. Gay porn participation by Nick wouldn't be shocking at this point.
 
Why bother Elissa now suddenly of all times? He could follow his own advice and stop monitoring Rekieta's drama and commenting on it. He has obviously seen clips to come to some of his conclusions. Complete hypocrite.
Because EVS is a sociopath like Nick, he's just not as much of a drug addict so he can hide it better
 
not to detract from the (probably correct) idea that nick is gay or a troon, but complimenting a woman's outfit or asking about something she's obviously into (like fashion) is actually a neat trick and you guys should try it sometime
Everyone loves to talk about things they enjoy. I ask my wife about stuff I don't care about all the time. I don't ask random whores about their lives because I'm not a lecherous creep.
 
Lately Nick was compared to other cows. With Ethan Van Urinal Cake going 'you tried to make him kill himself!' I'm 100% sure he suicidebates in the DMs like Boogie2988.

- he slides into DMs like Boogie
- he tries to control the narrative like Boogie
- he gives substances to his GF like Boogie
- he lies about his health like Boogie
- he mistreats his dog like Boogie
- he's almost as fat as Boogie

not to detract from the (probably correct) idea that nick is gay or a troon, but complimenting a woman's outfit or asking about something she's obviously into (like fashion) is actually a neat trick and you guys should try it sometime
"Hey, Kayla, nice dress, looks much more than fifty dollars!"
How did I do?
 
Lately Nick was compared to other cows. With Ethan Van Urinal Cake going 'you tried to make him kill himself!' I'm 100% sure he suicidebates in the DMs like Boogie2988.
I'm glad someone else agrees with me on this one, because I don't really see why else he would say it. Obviously Elissa has never expressed a single desire for making Nick kill himself. It was only on his mind because Nick is whining about it privately.
 
Lately Nick was compared to other cows. With Ethan Van Urinal Cake going 'you tried to make him kill himself!' I'm 100% sure he suicidebates in the DMs like Boogie2988.

- he slides into DMs like Boogie
- he tries to control the narrative like Boogie
- he gives substances to his GF like Boogie
- he lies about his health like Boogie
- he mistreats his dog like Boogie
- he's almost as fat as Boogie
100%

I guarantee that he said something like "Elissa is evil. I've been suicidal recently and it's all her fault!"

I'm pretty sure even said in the past that he attempted suicide, but failed.

If Nick's own words on public stream being clipped makes him suicidal then he should kill himself.
 
LOL. Nick is back to wearing the swinger ring to pretend it really isn't a swinger's ring after claiming he was monogamous until December 16, 2023. But he was wearing it back in 2022 right up until the dirty kitchen stream, around when Kayla gave the get rid of April ultimatum. And in true Nick fashion, he blamed ithe ring wearing on his kids. (Image from today's stream.)
 

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Looks real at a quick glance. According to her linktree (archive), her Youtube channel is here (archive). Seems to be interviews with people who work in the games industry, but the view count is quite low on all of them.
Oof, she's deaf. I now hope Nick does try for a hook-up with her, because the fallout when he starts viciously mocking a deaf (whore) woman after she inevitably rejects his advances would be funny as fuck.
 
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