Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Soapmore]

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The fact that nose can go from normal to red to purple and to normal again, very interesting, very suspicious.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Now that we've seen his wife, I think fuck booby prize might be a more appropriate term.



She might be an enormous ham planet, but she's STILL way out of grifty's league.

Null can save her.

Nick ought to hook up with Glenn Ramirez, another neglectful lolcow dad who everyone in his family's thread suspects is a closet case. Except Glenn at least holds down a job and works out and occasionally interacts with his kids. Maybe he could set a good better example to him.

 

[alan thicke]

He's fat as fuck and standing next to her, he still looks like one of those tiny male anglerfish who get absorbed entirely into the body of the enormous female.

I don’t like to make fun of physical appearances because there’s a limit to what someone could do when dealt the genetic hand grifty received, but when someone looks like he does and acts the way he does it’s hard to resist.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

No, I used “Lady Ours” in a video title after seeing it in a kiwi farms edit of one of Nick’s Locals posts (at the time I didn’t realize it was fake) and then changed it after Nick slid in my DMs with his 23 paragraphs of cope. I did change the video title back this year though.


I may have used the phrase with others in his discord once or twice but I don’t think so. The only whore reference I can recall is when I responded to Nick in dms that if anyone was making his wife sound like a whore it’s him. In my opinion I’ve been respectful about Kayla publicly up until the point she allowed an environment to be created that made it possible for her 8yo to test positive for cocaine as a habitual user. After that came out my clip titles may have gotten a little spicy on occasion

YOU TRIED TO GET ME TO KILL MYSELF

We've got a new counter.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Nick must have a bucket list that consists solely of acts that will humiliate his children. Imagine your fucking father showing his girly ass on social media the way Nick does.

That is horrible to think about, having your parent’s entire history of social media accessible to you, especially after living through everything they inflict on you. I can’t imagine the resentment that would create in a child, being able to see a precise timeline of what your father wasted his time on while neglecting you.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Wtf is he doing? This is cringe-inducing.

I remember him on a livestream telling people that's how to flirt with women. Compliment their shoes. (And of course - complimenting with a lie. Because that's how he lives his life.)

It's some cringe PUA thing Dax (aka Juju the cow, a man who likes to dress up like a cow and getting pegged) used to say, or maybe he still does I haven't listened to his show in years. Basically to pick up a girl, compliment her shoes and get her to talk about her father. I bet you they will bring this up next time Juju is on some call with him.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

L'esprit de l'escalier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMSP6GUlHHU

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So he’s admitting that he obfuscates his actions, in order to prove the clipping isn’t representative of him.

Silly kiwi nerds you can’t prove I’m a shitty person because I lie all the time.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Gabe Hoffman ('a crazy person') is going to come out with spousal and child abuse, according to Nick.

 

[Melty Butter]

ALERT
Nick JUST addressed Gabe Hoffman (unnamed) going on the show on Thursday. He said it's about spousal abuse. He said the County already dismissed it. Worth clipping. About 3 min ago.

ETA He's still discussing it.

 

[Captain Manning]

For those of you who don't yet grasp how unhinged @FROG is when it comes to Eric July, let me tell you a funny story:

@FROG believes that the Russians paid Lauren Chen $300,000 to pass on to Eric July so he could use it "disrupt Comicsgate."

I'm not joking. Follow the link for the clip.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/comicsgate.38138/post-19290948

So, if he peddles unhinged crap like that, OF COURSE he's gonna run with whatever crybaby crap Nick feeds him in a shower call concerning @elb. Dude is obsessed with taking down EJ, and is in desperate need of allies. Any allies.

Fuck EVS.

See, I think EVS is just so monumentally low IQ, that his allegiances change from day to day based on how he feels.

His relationships are governed by whether somebody will help him alog Eric July. Nick is willing to do that, but the thing is that Nick isn't any good at attacking anybody anymore. Whenever Nick tries, he invariably makes an ass out of himself, and drives even more people away from him.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

If its false why would you amplify it?

He’s such an idiot, good god.

 

[KittyLoaf]

If its false why would you amplify it?

He’s such an idiot, good god.

When the narcissist starts trying to control the narrative this desperately about something, then it's probably true.

Makes sense why he was always triggered by anyone accusing him of beating his kids and/or wife.

He's a wife beater and a child abuser.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

ALERT
Nick JUST addressed Gabe Hoffman (unnamed) going on the show on Thursday. He said it's about spousal abuse. He said the County already dismissed it. Worth clipping. About 3 min ago.

ETA He's still discussing it.

Remember when he talked about Ron and the remote control... I don't think he'd have accepted "but they dismissed it".

When the narcissist starts trying to control the narrative this desperately about something, then it's probably true.

Makes sense why he was always triggered by anyone accusing him of beating his kids and/or wife.

He's a wife beater and a child abuser.

"THEY SAY I BEAT MY KIDS, SEAN!!"

 

[SigmaBalls]

HE'S A WIFE BEATER, HOFFMAN DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY SHIT, HE CONFIRMED IT HIMSELF!
TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL HE CONFIRMS HIS HOMOSEXUALITY AND TRANSITIONING! MANY SUCH CASES!

 

[RotPockets]

We have to admit, Nick must have some type of silver tongue. Because more often than not, if he manages to convince people to take their comments to DMs, they often come out brainwashed.

He is a professional manipulator.

I do not understand how any person can trust a man whose daughter tested positive for cocaine. It's child neglect and possibly child abuse.

He cries and suicide baits, not much more than that.

 

[AnOminous]

His relationships are governed by whether somebody will help him alog Eric July. Nick is willing to do that, but the thing is that Nick isn't any good at attacking anybody anymore.

Nick is so obviously a piece of shit at this point that if he attacks someone, it makes them look better.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Everyone is insane but me.

I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT oh hi Gabe

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“The county dismissed it like it did with my child testing positive for coke. Doesn’t mean anything NERDS”

 

[Vibralldo]

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Everyone is insane but me.

Nigga's pale as shit
It's funny that Nick knows exactly the allegations that Gabe was teasing despite him never specifying.

Funny and weird.

Thanks for confirming that Gabe's show will be worth watching.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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Everyone is insane but me.

"I'm just preparing people for that" = "My fans, here are your sweeping instructions"