Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[YaBoi]

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Everyone is insane but me.

I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT oh hi Gabe

The first 30 seconds of this clip is textbook lolcow speak. It's like they all read from the same manual on how to handle PR.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

LMAO!

If the worst thing you could say about Rekieta is thatched a dug addict, I’d probably respect him a lot more than I do.

What if it's the best thing you could say?

 

[Strix454]

Stallyn has a slightly longer clip with some "I am not a drug addict" stuff at the end.

Ok. So perhaps as an alternative, Nick might appreciate being called a "self-destructive drug abuser" rather than a drug addict. The difference being that in the case of a drug abuser like Nick, he is making a deliberate choice to destroy his mind, body and family by using clearly unhealthy amounts of drugs in a completely reckless way.

Drug addict implies that Nick isn't in control of the situation. He would perhaps prefer to be considered a horrorcow by choice.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

"Hello, dear audience of those interested in criminal trials,"

"This Thursday, a show is scheduled to air that will accuse me of child and spousal abuse."

"I want to make it clear in advance: these accusations are false. At this time, I’m only sharing enough to spark your curiosity."

"Ah, the burdens of being an internet e-daddy—boo-hoo."

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Well done on setting the record straight ahead of time, Nick! I had initially assumed Gabe’s show would be a nothingburger—but now, I find myself genuinely intrigued. Excellent work, champs!

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Is this new? Regardless, lol what a pussy.

He's attempting to monetise hate watching. Stick to the clip channels. No revenue, all the highlights.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Ges going to lose his strongest janny when he has to reveal he couldn't even bruise the 9 year old.

He can barely bruise himself when he punches himself. He's weak.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

My shit may be all retarded, but I thought the "lore" of Our Wife originated from a typo.
Someone meant to type "your wife" but accidently dropped the Y.
No?

The first instance in this thread appears to have been November 2022, after Kayla posted some semi-revealing pics and posted somewhere to declare she has a beautiful body she's proud of, at the same time Nick started getting really explicit about their sex life:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-13406277

And then in December @not william stenchever formalized it:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-13926186

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Note that he said that the incident was "public" yet there were "no witnesses". I'm trying to muddle through wtf he's talking about.

He's also not entirely sure that it's this incident that Hoffman will be discussing. (So there might be others????)

That got me as well. A complaint was made about a supposed physical abuse, which took place in public, but there were no witnesses to it??????


That just doesn't gel together

 

[buttmunch]

can't wait for the full risotto domestic abuse arc,

I don't hit my kids or my wife, never have never will
I was swatting a fly and my wife walked in front of my fist
maybe sometimes we have to hit wives, wouldn't that be weird and funny
I hit her once, only once, only a little
yea hitting women is fun, I hit my wife everyday
why is everyone calling me out don't you all hit our wife on the reg?

 

[Law]

So perhaps as an alternative, Nick might appreciate being called a "self-destructive drug abuser" rather than a drug addict.

Ah yes, just like how I saw a few members of the "methamphetamine enthusiast community" when I walked by a suspected "cocaine dwelling" the other day.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Maybe don't let other men fuck your wife, and you won't have justification to beat our wife.

 

[Laura Loomer]

The only other time I recall him preemptively coping this hard was when he brought up one of his kids possibly testing positive for cocaine in court.

 

[break these cuffs]

He can barely bruise himself when he punches himself. He's weak.

All fat, no muscle.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Josh pretty much confirmed this would be Gabe's angle on the bodycam update stream not that long ago. When talking about rumors he said the abuse one, "was about to become a major happening."

 

[Vibralldo]

can't wait for the full risotto domestic abuse arc,

I don't hit my kids or my wife, never have never will
I was swatting a fly and my wife walked in front of my fist
maybe sometimes we have to hit wives, wouldn't that be weird and funny
I hit her once, only once, only a little
yea hitting women is fun, I hit my wife everyday
why is everyone calling me out don't you all hit our wife on the reg?

There's a million ways he could be lying with Janus speak
"I never beat them, I choked them!"
"I never beat them, I slapped them"
"I never beat them, I only punched each 1 time, that's not a beating!"

Or just lying about it like the cocaine stuff

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

There's a million ways he could be lying with Janus speak
"I never beat them, I choked them!"
"I never beat them, I slapped them"
"I never beat them, I only punched each 1 time, that's not a beating!"

Or just lying about it like the cocaine stuff

Meanwhile, he's happy to claim Aaron "beat up" his wife.

 

[Lian Xing]

since it was first reported that MNPR had 70 docs and was just trying to figure out the best way to release them.

I am more likely to believe the 70 pages are not a meme at this point since he confirmed the existence of something that would have generated paperwork.

 

[Chode]

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Everyone is insane but me.

I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT oh hi Gabe

"I never hit my wife, we were separated!"

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Everyone is insane but me.

I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NOT oh hi Gabe

"public abuse that it just so happened no one witnessed"
=/= "didn't happen"

[abusing my wife and kids] "that I do not do and would not do"

=/= "I have never"

Lol.

Nick directly stares at the camera and insists that he never hit his wife lmao "

He didn't quite say that.

But as a side note, jfc, that brief moment when he actually looked in the camera was such a relief from that nausea-inducing looking all around, up, down, sideways, and swaying while he does it, that he does constantly.

 

[AltisticRight]

can someone remind me why nick is mad at elissaclips in the first place?
i dont understand the vitriol

She referred to his slatternly wife as "wife ours" jokingly once, after she posted lewds showing bottles being shoved up her shitter.

He tried to send Ethan Ralph after her twice because he's too much of a limp dicked narcissistic queer to do the dirty work himself. That evidently amounted to to nothing. Ethan Ralph is retarded for being the raging little pill pig doing skelly's bettings for a titbit of attention.

A low functioning sociopath like Nick Rugieta wants to be in control. He can't control the person holding a mirror to his face and what's worse? It's one of those XX chromosomes havers. Nothing hurts a misogynistic cluster B fag more than a woman daring to say no.

On the one hand he has subnormals like Grifty who repeat his lies and then there is the overwhelming majority of people exposed to him online who read, look at him and come to their own conclusions. That majority inevitably watch Elissa's clips rather than the Rekieta "Law" show. And yes, she never spun it or edited his words, it was always just Nick Rekieta hits and memories. His inability to take it to DMs, bully her, "expose" her or in any other way hurt her any more meant she was a powerful broadcaster of his real self to a wider audience. It eroded his constant lies and gaslighting and even began to damage the similar lie factories for his youtuber allies.
It's harming his ability to work towards pretending none of it ever happened.

When sending the squealing smelly pig Ethan Ralph after her didn't work, he resorted to his typical impotent prepubescent homo rage.

Ironically, I'm more convinced he's gay now than ever. The only issue is that he's obsessed with fashion and looks like *that*. But I can put that down to him being very dumb and lacking self-awareness.

Do straight men comment on women's shoes? Sure. How well they fit and the colour and...? No.
He's gay. Not just any gay, the faggot type of gay. He's not just any fag either, he's one riddled with AIDS.