Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

People really don't like autistics like Kurt. Not saying I agree with them.

And they like people who dose kids with cocaine even less.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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"Was it worth it?"

"Balldo'd as all things must be"

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

June 10, 2025:
"On Thursday, there's an insane person who is going to, um, come out with some sort of accusation — uh, about me. It will likely involve an accusation of spousal and child physical abuse — uh, something I do not do and never would. Um, it's going to come from a dubious source, and, uh, I'm just preparing people for that. It's, um... if I'm not mistaken, the same accusation has already been made to the county."
https://youtu.be/_MXDjt12SRo (https://preservetube.com/watch?v=_MXDjt12SRo)

August 28, 2019:
"And for every sack of garbage out there that says that I am somehow a danger to my wife and children, you will never, ever see even a complaint of domestic abuse from me, not once."

https://youtu.be/rmFQl7FYB7E?t=3992

P.S.: I came across this clip thanks to a tweet by @TheScarebro on Twitter. I’ve decided to create a local archive as well.

 

[woodedbag]

I think it should have been pretty obvious that Nick was beating his wife at minimum. There is literally no other excuse for her to just lay down like a dying dog and take all this stupid shit over the past couple of years. Now I'm not excusing her being fucking useless as a mother, and I still think she was in this for the free ride from the get go, but she is pretty obviously terrified of this retarded blue handed crack head, and it's not because of his ability to critically think.

 

[asr]

He's an actual spastic incel.

And as cringe worthy as that as, for Nick to think he's not even worse is hilarious.

 

[Chibitzen]

June 10, 2025:
"On Thursday, there's an insane person who is going to, um, come out with some sort of accusation — uh, about me. It will likely involve an accusation of spousal and child physical abuse — uh, something I do not do and never would. Um, it's going to come from a dubious source, and, uh, I'm just preparing people for that. It's, um... if I'm not mistaken, the same accusation has already been made to the county."
https://youtu.be/_MXDjt12SRo (https://preservetube.com/watch?v=_MXDjt12SRo)

August 28, 2019:
"And for every sack of garbage out there that says that I am somehow a danger to my wife and children, you will never, ever see even a complaint of domestic abuse from me, not once."
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https://youtu.be/rmFQl7FYB7E?t=3992

P.S.: I came across this clip thanks to a tweet by @TheScarebro on Twitter. I’ve decided to create a local archive as well.

He's sounding more and more like the Simpsons lawyer, Lionel Hutz, every single day.

 

[SaltyFanta]

June 10, 2025:
"On Thursday, there's an insane person who is going to, um, come out with some sort of accusation — uh, about me. It will likely involve an accusation of spousal and child physical abuse — uh, something I do not do and never would. Um, it's going to come from a dubious source, and, uh, I'm just preparing people for that. It's, um... if I'm not mistaken, the same accusation has already been made to the county."
https://youtu.be/_MXDjt12SRo (https://preservetube.com/watch?v=_MXDjt12SRo)

Seeing it put like this in such an overwhelmingly informal way over text made me realize, this is exactly what he tried to do to Null when the swinger stuff started to come out.

He trying to shower text the entire Internet.

 

[Vibralldo]

August 28, 2019:
"And for every sack of garbage out there that says that I am somehow a danger to my wife and children, you will never, ever see even a complaint of domestic abuse from me, not once."

This is either deeply ironic or confirmation that Nick's been beating his wife and kids even before he became a full junkie

 

[Penguin Soldier]

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Crazy how he just can't look into the camera with a straight face and say "I love my wife and kids and never hit them". He has to shift his gaze around and laugh like it's a joke. I know if I was being accused of such a thing I'd be treating it deadly serious.

 

[Farmer9876]

ALERT
Nick JUST addressed Gabe Hoffman (unnamed) going on the show on Thursday. He said it's about spousal abuse. He said the County already dismissed it. Worth clipping. About 3 min ago.

ETA He's still discussing it.

Didn't Gabe himself told it wasn't about abuse?

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 30 - Rekieta Notables. (Rather unfortunate thumbnail considering events.)

• Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1400 - good #, of late. I assume it's due to Karen Read court issues (big) or his drama.
• Tweets During Stream (approx): 12 (low)
• Breaks: At least 4. No kids detected. Random breaks, urgent phone call due to adjuster.

TLDR: Chaos, confirmed. It's not going well. He was 30 min. late, rattled/disorganized throughout and disclosed that Gabe Hoffman would be reporting a domestic abuse claim. "Stuffing Bev's Cannoli" is the new counter for which he pretended to think was gross but enjoyed every Supertip. Constant DISCORD bleep noises throughout as he was distracted and responding to the Hoffman issues (one assumes). Legal commentarty SHOULD have been good considering the case today (defense victory). He punted to cover Kurt's bad cooking.

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

Admin: 0 waiting bc he came in cold, wrinkly shirt, still not feeling well, made a thumbnail during some boring testimony

PC: Got it working but didn’t finish the job, replacing an “all in one cooling system." He said it's "almost as hard as building a new computer." Volume issues continued throughout the stream.

Morning

- He wants to buy a new PC set-up with an "AI focused machine".

- Repeated that he hates jury analysis

- Asked the chat if there is court on Friday. He may not be able to stream bc his kids are at camp. (I posted about this but it got deleted - whatever.)

- Said that Gabe Hoffman (unnamed), an “insane person” will be reporting on “spousal and child physical abuse”. Claims it was dismissed by the County (well covered upthread).

- He said that the“public abuse” in said incident was not witnessed by anyone.

Break/Kurt Vid

- Implied that Kurt was violating copyright with an app shown on the PC and weirdly said that, he, Nick, is “law abiding”. INTERESTINGLY, Nick mentioned IPs and he gets frustrated that you can't trace them.

- While watching Kurt, Nick missed some of court (spicy today due to dog bite expert testimony) bc he was ignoring chat screaming that court was back.

Court

- Became a keyboard warrior shortly after the Hoffman revelation barely listening to the trial. (It's obvious if you watch.) Plenty of DISCORD bleep noises.

- Said that he was “working on something that has to be done today.”

- Manorexia confirmed. Recommended 600-900 calories/day. (For a man? WHAT? Even for a woman, that's too low) in response to this:


- He had a quality rant about holding the State accountable (case related). It was fine. Red meat for the masses. Nothing we haven't heard.

Lunch/Watched a Kurt Vid

- Painting pontification due to Kurt's desire to buy a painting. (Nick thinks he knows about art.)

- Nick figured out that the DISCORD sound bleeps (probably accounting for his mad keyboard use since the Gabe stuff) were being broadcast. He finally muted it.

- Says he recently spoke with the owner of Anime Matsuri. Hopes to get things “rebuilt” to return for next year (not this year).

- He realized that Nate and Kurt now live in Houston (um, we all know that; they stream together).

- Confirmed that he grew up in “Inwood Forest Village, baby!” “West Gulf Bank and Little York is a big intersection near where I lived” Said that bad neighborhoods surrounded them.

- Defensively addressed someone in chat who asked why he wasn’t discussing the case. (Good question. Crazy court issues occurred. Nick wanted to mock Kurt and he said so.)

Court

- 1:30 CT, backs away from the stuffing cannoli bev joke (I think he reads the farms in real time - I swear.)

- When someone called him out for being demeaning about micro-peens and how he’d never do it during Depp Heard he replies, “You way overestimate me.”

- He misses Runkle

- He got an urgent call which he said in chat was about an adjuster. (Upthread)

- He said that he will retire the micropeen counter. “I’m getting reports that my show is too juvenile.”

- He got defensive about a (very competent) witness with engineering expertise. “Oh, aren’t you cool?!”

- He admits that he gets bored and “takes care of other stuff during expert testimony.”

- He admits that “I used to be good at math, and then I stopped caring.” He reminded chat about how old he is.

- Something about a “TI80A3 Plus” that he “converted manually" in his youth. He liked the “drug lords or drug wars, it was so funny.” Playing games on a calculator was cool.

Court Over/More Kurt

- Made fun of Kurt, and he does not knowing how to make a joke. (It felt sadistic by the end. We all know people on the Spectrum, and he was getting blowback.) Nick doesn't care. It gives him joy.

Edit: Some clean up. He exhausted me today. I barely got this out.

 

[Sneed Force One]

10th of June
I missed yesterday due to the Grifty OP (shameless plug), "Kiwifags" take an "L" this fine Tuesday, with Nick Rekieta's long-awaited resurgence.

Peak Concurrent Views up 8.58% compared to last Tuesday (03/06/2025)
Average Concurrent Views up 2.68% compared to last Tuesday (03/06/2025)

How can we ever recover? Easy, we'll just check his Superchat revenue.

After a dramatic $532 last Friday, Nick's revenue has dropped by over 88.53%. Resulting in an average of a mere $7.63 per streaming hour.
It appears the era of Paypiggery has ended. Back to below minimum wage Nick!

 

[Pentamidine]

Was going through some old Nick streams from a year ago to see when his darting eyes thing really kicked off, and came across the era where he was using makeup to hide bruises and made himself look like a mortician



Those from "HUGE News: 6 Charges DROPPED against Trump..." from March 13 2024 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqFsq2nkOlo

And these are from the following day - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mirdJ-GkCw



One thing that really struck me is how different he sounds. He doesn't sound good, he sounds real bad, but he sounds better in these than he sounds today. Even by this point his voice had lost a lot of 'fullness', it's incredibly nasal and there's a scratchiness like his throat's fucked up.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He said that the“public abuse” was not witnessed by anyone.

Not witnessed by anyone willing to report it (duress)

 

[Vibralldo]

He's sounding more and more like the Simpsons lawyer, Lionel Hutz, every single day.

Unfortunately, our wife is too timid to what Lionel Hutz's voice actor's wife did.

 

[Captain Manning]

He at least tries to make content in his wheelhouse. Haven't checked in a while, but I have understood it is largely reasonable analysis. Maybe going outside legal autism isn't best, but still he has the legal autism nailed down.

Kurt is actually pretty good when he talks Constitutional law. In fact, I dare say he might be one of the best Lawtubers when it comes to that subject. He's certainly better than that fat gasbag Barnes. Barnes is only popular because he tells people what they want to hear (oftentimes to MAGApedes), and not the truth.

Kurt just needs a tard wrangler. Keep him off the subject of women, and he's usually okay.

Nick...? I can not think of a single thing Nick is good at anymore. Nick can not be tard wrangled. He refuses to be tard wrangled. If he dies or goes to prison at this point, absolutely nothing of value would be lost.

People really don't like autistics like Kurt. Not saying I agree with them.

Some of the best content creators are autistic as fuck. And law is extremely autistic. Even Nick has admitted that.

August 28, 2019:
"And for every sack of garbage out there that says that I am somehow a danger to my wife and children, you will never, ever see even a complaint of domestic abuse from me, not once."
Your browser is not able to display this video.
https://youtu.be/rmFQl7FYB7E?t=3992

That's the Ron Toye shit that was given to him by @JosephTX up on his screen, BTW. The type of document acquisition that Nick is now opposed to and tries to frame as neghole pozing.

Says he recently spoke with the owner of AM. Hopes to get things “rebuilt” to return for next year (not this year).

Lol! They should tar and feather his dumb ass if he tries to go back. The audacity of him trying to crash one of the few major conventions Vic is welcome at. Eat shit, Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

- He had a quality rant about holding the State accountable (case related). It was fine. Red meat for the masses. Nothing we haven't heard.

"Hold the state accountable" by confessing that every single thing they accused you of was completely true.

Ok Balldo.

 

[alan thicke]

One thing that really struck me is how different he sounds. He doesn't sound good, he sounds real bad, but he sounds better in these than he sounds today.

Aside from just sounding bad, has anyone else noticed that he has a really weird inflection going on these days?

Don’t watch rekieta clips often so I don’t know when it started but he sounds like he’s about to break into an ed sullivan impression and start talking about his “really big shew”

 

[Niggernerd]

Kurt is an incel but somehow Nick comes off as a bigger woman hater. Beating his wife aside.

 

[3MMA]

He has no power over himself or anyone except the hostages stuck living in his home. Elissa knows that. She also knows that there are thousands of people who see him for what he is. There’s no more reason to get upset with Nick for saying this shit than there is to get worked up over someone saying you have six heads. Okay, sure, now go away, Nicole.

This is the honest truth, & always in the back of my mind as I read about Nick giving importance to all the wrong things. At this point, it’s clearly his choice to focus on what others say, constantly. His public image is all he cares about. The following 30 second clip was very telling:

If you come for the Pope, you best not miss.

That’s what he said