Snowflake StraySheep / Kayla Marie Waller / morinokunikara / blankshadesgame / vividkiss / VTuber Amour Amandine - Thread #2: The Return of the Transtrender Sperglord Who Tried To Delete Her Thread and Listened to an Adult Have Sex With a Minor. Now With A Baby in the Mix!

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

People on a forum devoted to discussing an autistic webcomic artist care more about this baby than its own parents.

Sad!

 

[David Byrne]

"even though I didn't have to"

I sincerely hope Baby Waller never finds the posts her mother made on the week she was born.

 

[CoolGuy1990]

i don't even have anything witty to say

i'm just sad for the baby

she never had a fucking chance

lil niggah just started the game on very hard

 

[Pronoun Party]

"Surely this is Kiwi Farms exaggerating," I said to myself. "Surely they just picked out an unflattering post and her blog is full of plenty of other posts where she's excited to have a daughter and full of motherly love and not just bitching and moaning like a whiny teenager."

No. That post complaining about the hospital being boring was in fact how she chose to debut her daughter's birth. This is the most positive thing I could find her saying about her new child:


"She's been pretty easygoing. At least we aren't dying."

 

[moorhen]

Labour doesn’t start when you start pushing. What was she doing while Beth was going through contractions? Playing on her Switch?

She’s never gonna learn because she doesn’t understand why people think she’s a shitty person. She was there, right? That’s enough.
You shouldn’t be working in shifts with a fucking one week old. Beth should be resting, Kayla should be doing the brunt of the work. She’s not working, she’s got literally nothing else going on except crashing out on tumblr about problems that aren’t problems when she should be doing shit for boywife and the tardlet.

She doesn’t even understand that the problem isn’t that she was bored, it was that she was spazzing out (again) because she couldn’t do exactly what she wanted.
Read a fucking magazine. Talk to your boywife. Look for a fucking job so Beth doesn’t have to go back to working 50/60 hour weeks when she goes back to work in a few weeks because you’re useless.

 

[megafag]

"even though I didn't have to"

THAT'S YOUR FUCKING KID? THAT'S YOUR FUCKING SPOUSE? YOU KINDA DO HAVE TO?

parents of today are so fucking wild. I see people using their kids as material objects and internet clout machines every day while neglecting them with a tablet. I feel so awful for gen alpha, especially since its to the point that a lot of them cant even read

there is no COVID excuse either, these parents had all the time in the world to sit back for 30 minutes out of their day to teach their kid how to read and how to set a healthy relationship with technology, and they didn't do it. congrats, you've doomed your kid.

 

[AnOminous]

This cunt is like a time capsule from the past, except now with a baby, which is horrifying.

This level of narcissism is amazing. Tumblr lives on!

 

[beautiful person]

I've already expressed my opinion on the fate of this child, and how a child coming into the care of a lolcow usually ruins a lolcow for me. Child neglect is a terrible, terrible thing with long-term emotional and mental consequences that I don't think the average (not neglected as a child) person fully comprehends and appreciates. It weighs heavily over an individual's ability to form a sense of self-worth well into adulthood.

Having said that, I want to touch on this:

Edit: Case in point

It's hard to understand because it's ridiculous. You don't have to take direct influence from the content of what you're reading in order to get anything from what you're reading. Reading informs people of how writing is constructed into a full body of work - of how to tell a story or make a point that has real depth and richness behind it. You can't just write words or even sentences or - gasp! - paragraphs. These all have to be carefully thought out and curated so that they all back each other up and build upon one another. From reading, you learn how language works, and how it can be molded and manipulated into art. Writing, especially fiction, isn't just a mechanical thing. Even instruction manuals have to have a flow and precision to them so that the reader's mind stays engaged without getting confused. These are all things you pick up from reading. You can't just learn these things conceptually - you have to experience them by doing lots of reading. I honestly don't think you can be a writer without being a reader.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

No dicks were harmed in the creation of this baby.

"You have to cum fast and then give it to your sister quickly", I estimate this thought might induce excessive force and mental trauma.

 

[OXRAZOR]

the lolcalf has been born
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just nuke this earth already

 

[McSneaks]

THAT'S YOUR FUCKING KID? THAT'S YOUR FUCKING SPOUSE? YOU KINDA DO HAVE TO?

parents of today are so fucking wild. I see people using their kids as material objects and internet clout machines every day while neglecting them with a tablet. I feel so awful for gen alpha, especially since its to the point that a lot of them cant even read
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there is no COVID excuse either, these parents had all the time in the world to sit back for 30 minutes out of their day to teach their kid how to read and how to set a healthy relationship with technology, and they didn't do it. congrats, you've doomed your kid.

These are also kids with (relatively) "normal" parents. Now take this number and consider it when applied to genderspecial adult babies throwing temper tantrums about not having enough toys for three hours.

 

[Butwhythough2]

If the troon is understimulated now, wait till the baby starts crying in the middle of the night. Then he'll complain about being overstimulated. I know it's been said for several pages but that baby is doomed. I wouldn't be surprised if he shook the child to make him/her (I don't know what sex the baby is) shut up.

 

[Digital Thunder]

If the troon is understimulated now, wait till the baby starts crying in the middle of the night. Then he'll complain about being overstimulated. I know it's been said for several pages but that baby is doomed. I wouldn't be surprised if he shook the child to make him/her (I don't know what sex the baby is) shut up.

Everyone in this story is an arrested-development natal female, except the literal newborn is the only one with a legitimate excuse for it.

 

[NoNe7]

she never had a fucking chance

Large scale nuclear fallout the increasing number of same sex/troon parents will cause is interesting to witness.

 

[Edgeworth]

I'm going to elect to focus on her cow behaviour until it gets too much more pathetic to give any modicum of attention to. I'm still wondering if that's like... the cure. To completely starve her of the fact that the only way she gets any engagement is through us.

Another day, another "ackshually I'm more intelligent than people who read my posts hurr durr" comment. Smooth-brain white-chocolate nigger.

You actually didn't just "ask for advice". What you *actually* did was throw a complete bitch fit and make a mandatory, already potentially-stressful hospital stay all about you and because even though your newborn has bad enough jaundice that you needed to go back to the hospital (even though you didn't HAVE to, apparently which is not the "gotcha" you must think it is LOL), WHAT ABOUT KAYLA??? SHE LITERALLY CAN'T BE UNDERSTIMULATED OR BE BORED OR SHE'LL FUCKING DIE!!!!

Usually people who legitimately want advice and not to make it seem like they're acting like it's the end of the world (because they aren't melodramatic assclowns) say "Hey any advice for ways to entertain myself as I go back to the hospital? The wifi isn't great and the bed here sucks lol". A little bit of context, a little bit of expressing the problems you're having, and that's it.

Oh but... no, then the answers wouldn't have worked for you because you weren't actually asking for advice because the advice is "doodle, read a book, play word games, listen to music", etc. Vibe in the glow of your newborn under her de-yellowing lamp and, as you're going to have to do a LOT in the upcoming years, learn how to get comfy anywhere as you search for moments to relax.

You weren't asking for advice, you were pitching a fit for attention. That's all it was. The same answers that would've helped are the same answers you receive for your "pls use my imagination for me it's literally not working??? why does everyone hate me rn" bitch fits too.



Lol no you don't. You keep complaining that you don't have any friends (at least any who are awake when you decide "now's a good time to scream for attention when I know I won't get any which justifies my thought that everyone secretly hates me") and you're hobby-less right now because you're stupid and illiterate and all the hobbies you WISH you had revolve around a specific set of tasks you aren't creative or imaginative enough to actually participate in.



HEY KAYLA REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU LISTENED IN ON AN ADULT HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR?

 

[Pargon]

God. “Crybaby Constantly Wounded Cunt” is the most fucking aggravating kind of cunt. Doesn’t even matter the gender. Die if you’ve got it so bad, then. I wouldn’t wish my worst enemy into the United States foster care system and that kid would still be better off at least with Kayla gone, I dunno shit about the boytroon other than she may still actually have a job?

Also didn’t she say like two days ago that the grandparents are already helping? Of course things aren’t so bad right now, three people are taking care of the kid while you whinge about people taking shit for you complaining about being bored in a hospital, which is something that is excusable only for small children, and even then there’d be a limit. Be thankful things aren’t worse, be quiet for the benefit of people around you for once, or begone.

 

[Soup ‘n’ Salad]

Obvious moral quandaries aside, I’m really looking forward to when the baby gets old enough to start talking and we start getting posts like “my freaking transphobic daughter keeps calling me ‘mommy’ just because I look, dress and act like a woman!!!!!”

 

[Misogenes]

Pardon me for being another thread tourist, but damn.

Yeah, hospitals do get boring when you have to be there for long stretches, but also, like, your daughter is right there. It's not like she's off in the NICU where you can only visit for an hour at a time. Feels bad, man. She has to be in the basket under the light? Sing to her! Croon some lullabies! Talk to the boywife and make sure she's doing alright! Use any opportunity for your kid (or niece, WTF) to hear your voice! Take a nap! Panic-read baby websites so you can try to avoid fucking up your child!

If she thought about anyone other than herself, this shit would come naturally.

 

[Doublefrag]

the lolcalf has been born
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THIS FAGGOTS CHILD IS JUST BORN AND HE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT PLAYING BINGBINGWAHOO ON HIS SWITCH?????????? HOW ABOUT BEING HAPPY THAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS ACTUALLY THERE AND BORN AND NOT YOU KNOW A MISCARRIAGE?????
It's both a miracle and a sad accident that your pooner wife shat out a child at all. Like NIGGER, STOP. JUST STOP WITH YOUR CONSUMERISTIC HABITS. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR BINGBINGWAHOO BLOBS OF BINARY CODE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR CHILD IN THIS SITUATION? I just don't know. That child will grow up to be an enby pooner who ACKs herself at age 20 and nobody will be surprised. Two TRANS people shouldn't own a child under any circumstances, especially now under Trump. But no, let's spend all our time slandering Elon in every tabloid instead of dealing with the tranny problem and, you know, DELIVERING with that damn Project 2025.

 

[Pargon]

Pardon me for being another thread tourist, but damn.

Yeah, hospitals do get boring when you have to be there for long stretches, but also, like, your daughter is right there. It's not like she's off in the NICU where you can only visit for an hour at a time. Feels bad, man. She has to be in the basket under the light? Sing to her! Croon some lullabies! Talk to the boywife and make sure she's doing alright! Use any opportunity for your kid (or niece, WTF) to hear your voice! Take a nap! Panic-read baby websites so you can try to avoid fucking up your child!

If she thought about anyone other than herself, this shit would come naturally.

Or, I dunno, connect with another human being? Hospitals are stressful places and you’ll never find a more sympathetic person to a situation like that than another inevitable parent with a sick kid, as long as you’re not a fucking tard and you decide to start bitching to them about bad WiFi and no HDMI for your vidya or hitting them up for writing prompts like a weirdo (which you’d then ignore anyway by the look of things).

Talking about media and tropes, using a vernacular this clump of sad moss uses, there’s a really good reason lots of TV and games and books and movies have two strangers talking, looking over the newborns. You know: “which one’s yours?” “Third row, second from the left.” “Aww, what a little badass, she’s swinging those arms like a champ already. Boxer, MMA, maybe a champion rower in her future.” Like that? I don’t even fucking have kids and other people petrify me but even an autist like me knows that making a connection in a circumstance like that, even if it doesn’t last beyond 30 minutes or whatever, is fucking ambrosia for the soul. Human beings are social creatures, we need other people and we need them most when we’re scared and stressed.

Act like you a homo sapien once in a while, you might like it