Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
Whatever Gabe says is going to be true and whatever Rackets says is going to be bullshit. How do I know this? Gabe made a feature length documentary calling multiple powerful Hollywood people pedophiles and did not get sued for defamation once and actually took scalps in the process. Rackets called Montagraph a pedophile on Lawsplaining the Interwebs, a show that has nothing to do with the law, and is about to lose a defamation suit.
 
Weird question but does anyone have any sort of album online with all the rackets photoshop/edits of the thread?
You mean this: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/balldoverse-meme-edit-general.192233/ ?

Anyway, Gabe Hoffman:
- announces the interview well in advance which gives time for more people to come to him (fishing) and puts Nick on the edge
- Nick spergs out
- Wednesday's Kino Casino Rekieta segment, even if short, acts as a promo for the interview

Thursday: the Keanu interview
- Nick can't help himself but seethe at her
- A woman's perspective may be better suited than PPP and Warski for the topic
- She said she was a victim of DV (on the PDFmelt show but they shouted her down)
- she may speak about April and emotional abuse (she called Nick abuser but again they shouted her down)

Friday - Kino Casino segment
- Gabe said it's better if they cover it in their own way
- Gabe wants to play into their strengths, during Mama K interview chat told Warski to shut up
- they'll play the interview anyway (with boring stuff cut out) + possible additional Nick's cope and seethe

I was skeptical. But even if it's something that we here suspected already it's well played and Nick's going to keep on spiraling.
 
It might seem hilarious on a meta level, but in reality, it isn't—because he likely did commit this act.

This child abuser choked his own children, and there’s nothing funny about it.
Nick couldn't just punch his kid in his house or get the belt like a normal abusive dad

He had to fucking chokeslam him in a chiropractor's lobby of all places
 

I hope this isn’t even the one Gabe was investigating and now it’s on his radar. However I’m betting it was already being looked into. Again, CPS not looking into an accusation is more the issues with CPS in general than any merit or lack thereof of an allegation.

If the crackhead wants to clear up some other tales that have been circulating, he can also address:
  1. His daughter sleeping in the play room/under the stairs
  2. Him hitting his daughter/his our wife with a keyboard
  3. His psychological abuse of his kids/ape/our wife
  4. Him being banned from some government buildings
  5. The molestation speculation. (Gabe’s bread and butter, and if anything happened, the nanny would know. Also weird how silent Nick is on this particular line of accusation).
  6. Any other allegations that Gabe may have or Nick’s little crack-addled brain can come up with.
C’mon Balldo-boy, don’t you remember how bad it was when Aaron told His Truth™. You’ve gotta just take a little hit of coke to calm down, maybe some whiskey, and correct the record.
 
It's this stream:
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Edit to Add: I'm listening now. At some point he says that they always went out to eat after the chiropractor appointments and it was just normal for a kid to be hungry at that time. This would be Fridays midday, btw. We know that bc he could never make Laid Back Law at 11 AM CT due to this family appointment.
It's crazy that so many people independently said that Nick's kids were starving

Just a bunch of coincidences, I guess
 
The molestation speculation. (Gabe’s bread and butter, and if anything happened, the nanny would know. Also weird how silent Nick is on this particular line of accusation)
Didn't his daughter show concerning behavior in that regard? I've been worried for a while with him associating with several literal pedophiles that he might've been passing her around to his friends but never thought he'd also partake. If true I hope the nitrous doesn't take him quietly.
 
So, their chiropractor was Compass Chiropractic in Willmar. I've always assumed this was where they went but could never prove it. Google worked better for me this morning. (If the thread found this before, I've never seen it.)
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That's Kayla's sister (half or step; her maiden name is Sletta) on the lower right. She's no longer on the staff pic from their current website. This pic is from a year ago.

Overall, it seems to be a very wholesome family centered practice but it's definitely part of new age health/homeopathy movement. Funny, they offer a vaginal steam procedure in their "Shakti studio".
 

Sounds to me as though Aaron was being smart. There are two kinds of women in nightclubs. Young hotties who are out looking for Chad males, and desperate old slappers who've hit the wall.

Neither category has any interest in chatting with married men -- unless they're looking for free drinks, in which case, they'll get the drink and get lost.

If Aaron had no desire to engage with either of these groups of women, he was obviously being smart. My guess is that Aaron has some experience with the dating/bar scene. He knows what's out there and he knows the game.

Our Trust Fund Tosspot, in contrast, hasn't got a jar of fucking glue what's going on. He thinks those young women who are milking him for drink and lines of coke are genuinely interested in his skeevy old ass. What a fucking loser.

They're laughing at you, Nick. You're a sucker. They'll be laughing straight into your face. They'll have YOU buy the drinks and the coke all night and then they'll go home and get banged senseless by some penniless Chad while you go home and swallow Aaron's goo.

What a joke.
 
Weird question but does anyone have any sort of album online with all the rackets photoshop/edits of the thread?

tax:
I really don't understand how you can look at Nick at this point and say "he's a good person". Like what does he do to warrant that analysis?
 
I actually believe Nick

Can you imagine this pussy choke slamming anyone?
Only if it's a malnourished child or a coke brained woman, so yes unfortunately I can.

Think of the screaming rage skelly bones gets up to just being forced to listen to a woman he can't hit or yell at to make her stop disagreeing with him. He was screaming at the top of his lungs because Keanu didn't read a date to him, and that's a grown woman outside of his control in public. If his teenager talked back or something, like all teens do, his coked out balldo fueled brain probably did give the kid a tombstone on the office floor "to teach them some respect"

I'm expecting "muh traditional parenting" copes after The Gabe Files are out. I'm sure we'll get an EVS "well the child should have fought and dominated his father like in nature that's how it works" cope too. If we're really lucky Barnes will let us know about the constitutional right to child abuse.
 
I’m not buying Cuck’s chokeslam bullshit. More likely Rackets shoved his kid up against the wall and in his rage choked him with his forearm across the kids neck, barely stopping from punching him out.

"How DARE you talk about April like that? I don't give a fuck how you talk about your mother. That's between you and her. That useless old hag lies in her pit with her ruined body, full of Aaron Imholte's seed but April is the woman I love now and ANY disrespect towards her whatsoever will get you repeatedly chokeslammed, you little shit.

Another word out of you and you'll be off to public school where the nigs will be stuffing a nerd like you into a locker on a daily basis."
 
In conclusion, he loves that homewrecking whore more than his own wife who gave him five children
Nick's plan was probably to bring April in and humiliate Kayla until she initiated divorce (potentially giving him more leverage in a divorce) or checked out and just letting him do whatever, but surprisingly either Kayla or Kayla and help from the family forced Nick to keep Kayla.
 
Fat people, in my experience, tend to have similar pathology. Whether they are aware of it or not, given enough honest conversation they tend to reveal that accumulating fat is sort of a way to insulate, to keep the world away, to keep people away. It's an avoidant strategy; keep people at arm's length, keep people from being attracted to you, keep the world passing you by, and you never have to deal with the risks of betrayal or abandonment.

Of course it doesn't work, they just find each other, and they have all the same betrayals and abandonments, but I believe its nucleus is a deep seated insecurity and fear of connection, because connection requires a vulnerability and that requires a sort of bravery. We just don't raise people like that anymore. Good times make weak people.

Neg me hard, fatties.
As a fatty myself (mainly from snacking too much on Amerimutt goyslop, shoutout to my cheddar boys), I think you're giving the greasy pedo fats too much credit. I personally think they just only know how to consume and only feel good while consuming and the constant consumption leads them to more depraved acts because they have no self control. They sit in their ogre dens stuffing their faces and jerking off to terrabytes of hardcore porn, and if you ask me the end zone of porn addiction is always pedo shit, so it's only a matter of time before these freaks start talking about it.

If you're gonna be fat folks, at least get a fucking job and go outside so you don't end up another useless Rotund Diddler lol.
 
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