Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Wasn't this also just preceding all the work Qayla had done? She started starving herself even more and then Nicky had to fork over all his superchat money to get her nipped, tucked, tits inflated, vag rejuvenated, or what-have-you.

Pretty sure Nick got Kayla into cocaine by telling her how much weight she’d lose while taking it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Pretty sure Nick got Kayla into cocaine by telling her how much weight she’d lose while taking it.

Telling the truth must make his head ache. He avoids it at all cost unless it's for a Minnesota five with a stank box.

 

[Pelican Bones]

but clearly it helps some people.

Just because people think that it helps them doesn't mean that it actually does help them. The real danger of this kind of bullshit is people being lied to about efficacy, which leads them to not getting actual medical attention.

 

[Fapcop]

I do have some modicum of sympathy for her. She was probably never the sharpest tool in the box and after years of manipulation, gaslighting, being lobotomized with drugs and likely physical abuse she's a zombie now. I still think she's too far gone to ever do anything about it.

I mean put yourself in her shoes.

She’s on psychotropic drugs. And I’ll bet you anytime that reality starts to break through, Nick calls her hysterical, and arranges a visit to the doc for more Valium/SSRIs/antipsychotics. (Nope, it doesn’t mean that she’s psychotic, but antipsychotics have become popular to be prescribed instead of benzos or sleeping pills or as “mood stabilizers.)

She hasn’t worked for like a decade. Has five kids. The money is in a trust, so it’s not like she can just divorce and get bank.

On top of that, she has been gaslit by a sociopath for decades who knows exactly which strings to pull.

(And when the topic of divorce came up, since this is Nick, I guarantee you that he vaguely threatened with her never being able to see the kids again, since she’s an unfit mother, and as a lawyer he knows all the tricks. Kayla is likely naive enough to believe this.)

It’s easy to say: “She should just leave!” It’s a lot harder if you’re Kayla to actually do it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, she never clipped that originally. That clip was posted on KF and covered by Claire, who brought attention to the clip, which is clearly talking about Kayla by the way.

It was Claire who brought attention to it.

Correct. And, to be clear, Claire was 100% within her right to do so.

Claire's entire point there was that what Nick said about Kayla was extremely gross. Claire is a wife and mother herself.

And what was Nick's response to that? Him gloating when, soon thereafter, Claire become victim of an international swatting/hacking ring that's currently being broken up by the FBI. The same ring which, ironically enough, is believed to be behind one or more of Nick's swattings. The same ring that tried to frame @AltisticRight for MTG being swatted. The same ring that put the lives of people (including children) in danger.

Nick gloating over @elb's health issues is certainly gross AF, but this type of crap from him is really not that shocking to me anymore.

After tomorrow, he's almost certainly gonna start laying into Gabe Hoffman. Or, at least, he'll try.

It is amusing that (by implication) Kayla independantly saw the "used up body" clip and by got into such raging bitchfit against her husband that she likely threatened their marriage if he keeps talking about her body.

He is, once again, angry over shit he himself said.

The man simply can not take responsibility for his own words and actions.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nick can't own a gun

Rustang in a closed garage would be acceptable too.

 

[Hex Cat]

The harder Nick spergs out about things the more true it usually is. Remember how mad he got when people accused them of swinging and he said "ME AND MY WIFE HAVE ONLY EVER BEEN WITH EACH OTHER!"?

 

[Rage Pig]

Teaser with sektur crossover from Gabe Hoffman.

 

[Melty Butter]

So, I know only about 10 people here care about the Karen Read trial but this is pretty funny... keeping it Nick-focused.

(Also, we need some relief from all these abuse claims, or is it just me?)

• Nick is/was actually pretty good at physics for a lawyer/creative writing major. He comes from an engineering family.
  
  
• Three combative lawyers and an engineering witness went to battle today. Even Andrea Burkhart broke down laughing several times. Total win for the defense. (She had 12K live viewers, btw.) So much drama.
  
  
• In another universe, without coke and swinging, Nick would have loved ever nerdy moment. It was hilarious arguments about velocity, glass fragments, and a fraying prosecutor who was absolutely losing it.

Nick missed it all as he copes, seethes, and inhales whippets.

Trial starts at 10 AM ET tomorrow. (Shhhh, no one tell him.) Also, no jury tomorrow. The defense is prepared to rest. That's how much they won today.

 

[Sock Cucker]

What I WILL say though, is that it’s very peak woo/new age mom that Kayla brought the whole family for a “realignment” or whatever they call it.

One of her sisters worked there. She was supporting the business, plus she would have a chance to speak with her in private, away from Nick. I don't disagree that Kayla would fall for New Age Woo bullshit.
She probably has a Goop account, lol.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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When 'things get soft'... Toe is hard as steel.

 

[Oxyjen]

The fact that Nick harps nonstop on financial stuff, especially bragging about his own (leeched) wealth, doesn’t seem like it’s just about dick measuring. Nick is rubbing it in Aaron’s face that he could have had a way easier life if he hadn’t fucked up the Qover.

I’m not sure the deal offered to Aaron was as attractive as all that. “Buy my side house and I’ll spend all the money on drugs for me and your wife”. Another bullet swerved by the Stainless Steel Toe.

 

[Strix454]

Nah, I’ve never been to a chiropractor and I don’t know to call it woo/non-woo, but clearly it helps some people.

There is a whole medical science to physical therapy and getting the right treatment from someone who really knows what they are doing can be a whole lot better. But honestly the whole reason chiropractors exist is that there is a whole system in place that makes it nearly impossible for most people to get access to the realy good/skilled forms of physical therapy.

The chiropractors can and do help people. They kind of understand some things, but their overall knowledge of what they are doing is really limited and some things they do can be dangerous. The system really needs medically trained people to do what the chiropractors are doing in terms of treatment and filling the same role they are right now, but there are lots of barriers within the medical system to that ever happening.

 

[Soapmore]

Just because people think that it helps them doesn't mean that it actually does help them. The real danger of this kind of bullshit is people being lied to about efficacy, which leads them to not getting actual medical attention.

It actually worked for me. I had 3 years of nerve problems in my right arm, like a sciatica of the arm, with a constant burning sensation and weak grip. After other medical interventions (drugs, therapy) failed, I tried a chiropractor recommended to me who was thorough, using x-ray and lengthy physical exam for diagnosis. Thoracic vertebra T1 was identified (more like verified, since the brachial nerves originate at T1 and was already the obvious suspect), and with three sessions of adjustment of T1, I went from years of chronic debilitating pain and burning that kept me awake at night, affected my ability to use tools and lift weights, to absolutely zero affects anymore, now 4 years later. With each visit I felt instantaneous relief. I mean nearly complete relief each time, but because musculature adapts to mis-alignment of the spine over time, T1 would drift back into misalignment until stabilizers muscles resumed their correct function after a couple visits spaced a week apart, exactly as the chiropractor said it would. You can call it woo all you want, and I don't doubt many or perhaps even most chiros are woo-practitioners, but I can use tools again because of it, when nothing else worked.

 

[Fapcop]

And what was Nick's response to that? Him gloating when, soon thereafter, Claire become victim of an international swatting/hacking ring that's currently being broken up by the FBI. The same ring which, ironically enough, is believed to be behind one or more of Nick's swattings. The same ring that tried to frame @AltisticRight for MTG being swatted. The same ring that put the lives of people (including children) in danger.

Lol! He’s really such an irredeemable piece of shit.

If you wrote a book or a TV show with “Rick Nekieta” as a character and used Nick for inspiration, you’d have to cut like half of it out, so you wouldn’t hear a script consultant or editor go: “Woah! Tone it down man! We get it, he’s a bad guy! No reason to use all the tropes and turn him into a total parody of a villain!”

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

What the hell does he think the state intervened on that prevented him from making a regularly scheduled mortgage payment?

Especially when even Our zombie Wife is a millionaire from all the big-brained investments.

And didn't he already claim the not making payments a brilliant debt-leveraging money making strategy everyone else on Earth is too dumb to understand?

Weird.

 

[Fapcop]

It actually worked for me. I had 3 years of nerve problems in my right arm, like a sciata of the arm, with a constant burning sensation and weak grip. After other medical interventions (drugs, therapy) failed, I tried a chiropractor recommended to me who was thorough, using x-ray and lengthy physical exam for diagnosis. Thoracic vertebra T1 was identified (more like verified, since the brachial nerves originate at T1 and was already the obvious suspect), and with three sessions of adjustment of T1, I went from years of chronic debilitating pain and burning that kept me awake at night, affected my ability to use tools and lift weights, to absolutely zero affects anymore, now 4 years later. With each visit I felt instantaneous relief. I mean nearly complete relief each time, but because musculature adapts to mis-alignment of the spine over time, T1 would drift back into misalignment until stabilizers muscles resumed their correct function after a couple visits spaced a week apart, exactly as the chiropractor said it would. You can call it woo all you want, and I don't doubt many or perhaps even most chiros are woo-practitioners, but I can use tools again because of it, when nothing else worked.

I mean at the end of the day it’s like acupuncture. No, I don’t believe in live energy and shit, but if it works for you it works for you.

There’s a lot we don’t know about the human body at the end of the day.

 

[World in Scarlet]

Then, I remember deciding to dig a bit deeper and instantly discovering that the original story was written by a woman. So it wasn't a male rape fantasy, but yet another example of female-written domination porn, coming from the same mental place as 50 Shades of Gray.

Wikipedia says the author is a man and in this interview it's a man too.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

There is a whole medical science to physical therapy and getting the right treatment from someone who really knows what they are doing can be a whole lot better. But honestly the whole reason chiropractors exist is that there is a whole system in place that makes it nearly impossible for most people to get access to the realy good/skilled forms of physical therapy.

The chiropractors can and do help people. They kind of understand some things, but their overall knowledge of what they are doing is really limited and some things they do can be dangerous. The system really needs medically trained people to do what the chiropractors are doing in terms of treatment and filling the same role they are right now, but there are lots of barriers within the medical system to that ever happening.

Chiropractors absolutey treat people with back problems. My uncle operates heavy machinery like cranes, backhoes, and excavators for a living, and the movement and shaking fucked up his spine over time. A chiropractor did a spinal adjustment and fixed it. Those are results that you can clearly see. I think accupuncture is absolute snake oil. It provides a placebo effect.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Lol! He’s really such an irredeemable piece of shit.

If you wrote a book or a TV show with “Rick Nekieta” as a character and used Nick for inspiration, you’d have to cut like half of it out, so you wouldn’t hear a script consultant or editor go: “Woah! Tone it down man! We get it, he’s a bad guy! No reason to use all the tropes and turn him into a total parody of a villain!”

CUT! Come one, it's too much on the nose, tone it down...