Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Lol! He’s really such an irredeemable piece of shit.

If you wrote a book or a TV show with “Rick Nekieta” as a character and used Nick for inspiration, you’d have to cut like half of it out, so you wouldn’t hear a script consultant or editor go: “Woah! Tone it down man! We get it, he’s a bad guy! No reason to use all the tropes and turn him into a total parody of a villain!”

And this was early Nick. If it was today he'd probably be screaming death threats at her like all other women who criticize him

 

[Soapmore]

I mean at the end of the day it’s like acupuncture. No, I don’t believe in live energy and shit, but if it works for you it works for you.

There’s a lot we don’t know about the human body at the end of the day.

Acupuncture works on animals. Just do a quick search for horses and acupuncture and you'll see how commonly it's used, even as painkilling for minor surgeries. Unless you believe veterinarians and horse owners can somehow convince the animal into some sort of placebo affect, acupuncture has some functional basis. @Me262PrinceOfTurboJet

Edit to keep on topic: Fuck you Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

Nick may as well try putting his English major to work and write an "If I did it" book at this point. With everything he's been revealing in his recent cope and seethe sessions he'd already be halfway done.

This is unironically one of the few good moves he has left.

(Well, better than streaming to a thousand literal retards every night.)

SEETHE:
A balldo memoir!

Just burn all the bridges and lay all the dirt in the streaming world. The story of Viva Frei sucking his dick at a party in Mar-A-Lago, Yellowflash fucking winemoms and smoking opium with them during the Depp trial. The time EVS and his friends ran a train on a coked up ThatStarWarsGirl. How Rumble execs admitted to him that it’s basically a pyramid scheme, and how they’d be bankrupt without cash infusions from Elon Musk… ALL OF IT!

He’d probably sell a bunch, though any self respecting Kiwi will pirate it, but there’s enough parasocial fans out there to make it worth his while.

 

[Harm]

Nick's stay in Pretty Antisocial chat was short and uneventful, but we got another confession out of it.
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Yeah, I simply don't believe it. Adderall is by far one of the more pleasant drugs to snort, at least if you're crushing it up properly.

This reads to me like he's using a concession ("I have snorted Adderall!") to sell a lie ("I didn't like it and stopped!"). He does the same thing with the exhibitionist stuff where he now admits he's "some level of exhibitionist," but lies that "it's not that big of a deal," whereas when he was fresh off his Hedonism trip he was proclaiming that public nudity was life-changing for him.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I mean at the end of the day it’s like acupuncture. No, I don’t believe in live energy and shit, but if it works for you it works for you.

There’s a lot we don’t know about the human body at the end of the day.

Chiropractors adjust bones back into place and correct your body's proper alignment. You can objectively observe that treatment and it's results. A lot of chiropractors are charlatans, but it is an actual treatment. It's like how martial arts has real ones, and also some bullshit ones. Accupuncture is pure snake oil, though. It is entirely placebo.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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CUT! Come one, it's too much on the nose, tone it down...

Why does it keep getting bigger?

Watto-ass looking nigga.

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah, I simply don't believe it. Adderall is by far one of the more pleasant drugs to snort, at least if you're crushing it up properly.

This reads to me like he's using a concession ("I have snorted Adderall!") to sell a lie ("I didn't like it and stopped!"). He does the same thing with the exhibitionist stuff where he now admits he's "some level of exhibitionist," but lies that "it's not that big of a deal," whereas when he was fresh off his Hedonism trip he was proclaiming that public nudity was life-changing for him.

This is a bitch basic thing all manipulators do. Tone down the lie by telling a half truth.

(To make it more believable, since they KNOW they’re lying.)

So you get: “Yeah, I’ve tried heroin… I didn’t like it, it made me nauseous!” (I fucking LOVED IT!)

Or:

“Yeah, I used your credit card. But just to pay for a pack of smokes!” (And the 200$ sneakers I’m wearing right now!”

As I said before (shit, like many of us have said before) Nick is just a bitch basic sociopath who thinks he’s a genius. And all his “fancy” manipulation techniques is just stuff found in the low IQ drawer of a sociopaths toolkit, and anyone who’s ever dealt with a narc or a junkie knows the playbook by heart.

(I reckon that’s also why Mama K had a bad reaction to Nick from the get-go. She’s in recovery, so likely dealt with junkies and scummy dealers so much, that she just has an auto immune reaction to this kind of bs.)

 

[Dude Snakes]

She's almost cartoonish, a caricature of a nutty woman. It's shocking to think this was before the coke (as far as I'm aware anyways).

What the fuck she is sober in this gif?! No way I don't believe it!

 

[Fapcop]

Chiropractors adjust bones back into place and correct your body's proper alignment. You can objectively observe that treatment and it's results. A lot of chiropractors are charlatans, but it is an actual treatment. It's like how martial arts has real ones, and also some bullshit ones. Accupuncture is pure snake oil, though. It is entirely placebo.

“Ackshually my kind of woo in the real deal, but what you’re peddling is just charlatan garbage!”

“Oh ho no! MY kind of woo is the real deal! The stuff YOU’RE going on about is nonsense!”

Gentlemen, can’t we all just agree that both acupuncture and chiropractic are alternative treatment forms that CAN show results, despite scepticism from the so called medical establishment about the exact nature of how they work?

Don’t make me summon Null to sort this out, lads!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

As I said before (shit, like many of us have said before) Nick is just a bitch basic sociopath who thinks he’s a genius. And all his “fancy” manipulation techniques is just stuff found in the low IQ drawer of a sociopaths toolkit, and anyone who’s ever dealt with a narc or a junkie knows the playbook by heart.

I've known junkies that could lie circles around Nick, he's burned up his liar's capitol in a matter of months where some of those addicts can keep their schemes going for years, sometimes decades.

The one thing he's the most proud of and he can't even get that right. No wonder he's not allowed to practice law anymore.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Nick may as well try putting his English major to work and write an "If I did it" book at this point. With everything he's been revealing in his recent cope and seethe sessions he'd already be halfway done.

https://www.oocities.org/garrettwilke/ojsiidi.pdf

"Because the story you know, or think you know—that's not the story. Not even close. This is one story the whole world got wrong" - OJ Simpson

Sounds familiar?

 

[Hellblazer]

Does anyone happen to have the chat logs from the stream where Nick 'live reacts' to Ellisa's announcement about her illness? I am interested in seeing the reaction from chat.

It must have been pretty bad for him to swiftly backpedal (before, of course, he went onto Twitter a few hours later to double down). Nick doesn't normally just stop and behave like that on command, and it kind of gave me the vibe he was being given a surprise tard wrangling.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Yes. Him being a pussy makes it more believable, not less, because weak, pathetic cowards are more likely to lash out at anyone they perceive as weaker than them. Weakness mixed with narcissism and low impulse control is a HUGE red flag for violence, because they seethe over their inadequacy and want to hurt people. Look at every single school shooter: not a single alpha male. They're all giant cowardly faggot losers.

If you want a lolcow example, look at Ethan Ralph: When confronted by a man, he denies his own name in fear, but there's audio of him beating and threatening to kill his wife, because his wife was weaker and smaller and he could unleash his pathetic, impotent rage out on her.

I'll be honest: I would've been more surprised if we were given definitive proof that he NEVER hit his wife or kids. I don't know how anyone can watch the Keanu stream and NOT see red flags of a domestic abuser.

Another example of this mindset.

Him drowning the captured raccoon in the lake. Nobody in the American countryside with easy access to guns would drown an animal loke that. That seems like a cruel way to kill.

Would also explain why he keeps the dog locked up in the bathroom. He enjoys making others suffer as a means of showing his control.

 

[There She Glows]

Considering that medical schools today teach that men can turn into women and vice versa through the magic of “gender essence/soul” and incantations like: “I identify as…” I’m not sure why you guys are knocking “learned from a ghost”.

Nah, I’ve never been to a chiropractor and I don’t know to call it woo/non-woo, but clearly it helps some people. And BTW: It’s not that long ago that acupuncture was considered weird chink-woo. Now it’s being offered/used by plenty of hospitals.

What I WILL say though, is that it’s very peak woo/new age mom that Kayla brought the whole family for a “realignment” or whatever they call it.

There's a certain level of back injury where someone is willing/desperate enough to try literally anything that might have a chance of working, and then there's bringing a perfectly healthy child in to see a chiropractor. Two very different things.

 

[Soapmore]

Nick may as well try putting his English major to work and write an "If I did it" book at this point. With everything he's been revealing in his recent cope and seethe sessions he'd already be halfway done.

"Hi I'm Nick Rekieta, lawsplainer of the interwebs and small town lawyer. If you know me you know I don't like to talk about my personal life, but so many people are interested in my life and talk about me that I've written this book for all my fans. And also to correct the record for all the people who get it wrong who are all insane fucking asshole drug addicts who should should be institutionalized until they all fucking DIE of cancer."

 

[Captain Manning]

Then, I remember deciding to dig a bit deeper and instantly discovering that the original story was written by a woman.

Umm... Rui Tsukiyo is a man.

That being pointed out, the entire rest of your post is basically wrong.

Especially:

So it wasn't a male rape fantasy

It literally is.

Even Nick admits it.

Wikipedia says the author is a man and in this interview it's a man too.

I have noticed there's been this weird thing, over the past few years, where any time there is a controversial anime/manga, people try to end the controversy immediately by saying "oh, it was written by a woman."

Same thing happened with Goblin Slayer. Which was also written by a man.

It's getting kinda stupid, TBH. If you wanna defend something, then defend it on the merits of the work. But don't claim something is okay because a woman wrote it. Especially if that's not the case.

 

[MegaMax]

95% of Rekieta's problems are caused by the impulsive need to keep talking and not shut the fuck up. If he had shut the fuck up from the beginning of the Monty trial onwards, he would be in a much better place.

This is thee problem that Nitrous Nicky has. Back when his case first started and he was getting the messages of don't talk about your case and talk about it/apologize, he was too stupid to understand the message was that he should not be talking about the case and if he were to only say things that would help not hurt your case. Multiple times Nick would talk about his case and make things worse for himself. He would never share/acquire information that would help to make him look good, like a second hair follicle drug test for his 9 year old. He would always share information that did not matter, did not help his case and in such petulant and bitchy way that he always looked worse. Like during his comeback stream when he said " who do I have to apologize to, I don't owe anyone an apology" when the correct line was "While Im not admitting to anything with this apology and take every action i need to in my legal case ,I wish to say that I apologize to my fans and friends whom I have embarrassed and most of all my wife and children. But the Drug addict said NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Im fighting the Gubbermint, hello fellow libertine uh, i mean libertarians the government lies, its all a lie, I did noting wrong and fuck you for saying i did and that i should apologize for it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick doesn’t disclose on his show that he’s not authorized to practice law, does he? IIRC he still refers to his law firm. Weird that YouTube doesn’t mind about that kind of fraud.

 

[Hellblazer]

Anyone creaming your shorts?
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(Btw, I'm not sure Jeff would have appreciated this.)

Search for 'body language tells looking down' for potential insight. It can mean anything from disinterest to shame. Disinterest for his own trial streams, likely. Shame, hopefully.

Lol, no.

I dont have a code, but I have a code word and it is awesome: Professor Chaos
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Nah, obviously Skeletor.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Acupuncture works on animals. Just do a quick search for horses and acupuncture and you'll see how commonly it's used, even as painkilling for minor surgeries. Unless you believe veterinarians and horse owners can somehow convince the animal into some sort of placebo affect, acupuncture has some functional basis. @Me262PrinceOfTurboJet

Edit to keep on topic: Fuck you Nick.

Can validate.....

I hate any non traditional doctor stuff but acupuncture works it loosened up my back after a bad car wreck mangled it. It felt like little electric pulse when they flick the needle pretty wild stuff

TO STAY ON TOPIC:
Whether redo is CP or not it's faggot degen anime and that's why nick enjoys it.