Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Gene Sinclair]

"it was spur... spawn of the moment"

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Cobra says he wanted to die when he lost Puff, that he wanted to die to be reunited with him and to stop being a burden to his family.

When did he start admitting Puff died?

 

[Hennimore]

"Admitibly it probably wasn't the best look for YouTube." "I love my grandparents more than I love alcohol and guns to be honest."

 

[snort beg snort]

"I have respect for all demons in hell"

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Must be in the negative again.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

You might be from Wyoming if your pronouns are Guns, Beer, and Trucks

You might be from Wyoming if you attach a nitrous oxide tank to your RV and do Evel Knievel stunts with it

This goth guy is hilarious

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

I really hate how Shon picked up Jessica's JOSHIE.

 

[Hennimore]

I really hate how Shon picked up Jessica's JOSHIE.

Just further proof that Shon is a eldritch entity from the furthest reaches of time and space that absorbs the life force of any who come in contact with it.

"I'm no dummy, you're the dummy."

 

[Kingfisher9000]

I really hate how Shon picked up Jessica's JOSHIE.

I love it tbh. Cobra is so ashamed of hooking up with Jessica that he’s using it to roast himself.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

Josh hitting a cart and sharing some with Shon.

 

[barrow greeter]

shon and saunders show TWU

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Look how round his jowels are getting.

No, his face is puffing up. Again. This happened a few months ago then went back down. It can be from a hundred different things thats wrong with him, diabetes, his kidneys or liver, or his teeth getting infected again. Once again we will all sit here and wonder, 'Is this the end? Will he finally die or will Clint finally step in?'

 

['Ole Dente]

Shon has served as the inner voice Cobra hears and actively ignores every single day.

If Josh is balding? Ask Shon. He'll tell you that Cobra is fucking balding and he should cut it all off because he looks like a retarded hedge wizard. That's the beauty of Shon, he's our own little Conky and I love it. I hope Cobra fucking demolishes Shon and he puts him back together all fucked up.

 

[NoosJunki]

Josh hitting a cart and sharing some with Shon.
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I wonder if he's gonna start crying about feeding Shon weed too

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

I know retard plot armor is pretty thick but I’m always amazed at what he gets away with. How many other YouTubers do you see saying faggot, getting smashed and ranting about trannies and kids, and playing with a firearm drunk on stream?

If he blasts himself on stream there would be so many red flags against YouTube.

Cobra is a leader in the culture war. He is a general in the 43rd Gooner Brigade ("The Terence Poppers").

 

[KingFrampt]

Maybe Cobes should watch Heat, Val Kilmer was damn good in that movie.

 

[Winter]

Cobra had two instances this stream where his brain short-circuited and I was worried that he had died.

 

[myhairisonfire]

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Cobra had two instances this stream where his brain short-circuited and I was worried that he had died.

Group home virgins BTFO! Absence seizure chads RISE UP!!!

 

[CheeseCrackers]

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Cobra had two instances this stream where his brain short-circuited and I was worried that he had died.

no job, no social life or family to spend time with. hes just existing and it doesnt seem to bother him bc he has 2 braincells left. SAD!
edit: no pets or videogames either. why even live?

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Cobra had two instances this stream where his brain short-circuited and I was worried that he had died.

Cobes hitting us with that Mike death scene.