Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Link / archive

 

[Edward Teach]

Another example of this mindset.

Him drowning the captured raccoon in the lake. Nobody in the American countryside with easy access to guns would drown an animal loke that. That seems like a cruel way to kill.

Would also explain why he keeps the dog locked up in the bathroom. He enjoys making others suffer as a means of showing his control.

Not defending what he did, but keep in mind he is not really in the country side. He has neighbors close by and many areas require so many acres of property to be owned in order to shoot on your own land. Him firing off his 45 or his AR would have gotten the cops pretty quick. His neighbors probably would have figured he shot lady rackets.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick doesn’t disclose on his show that he’s not authorized to practice law, does he? IIRC he still refers to his law firm. Weird that YouTube doesn’t mind about that kind of fraud.

He does, but not in those words. He says that he currently does not have a law license. I'd say He's mentioned that in 70% of his Read streams.

Recently he's been opening with, "Hey what's up guys. Welcome to lawsplaining the interwebs I'm your host Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in central Minnesota and actually criminal law firm." (From the most recent stream.)

 

[oh no im late for school]

wait, is aaron saying he cares about nick?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Look at this child abusing, kid dosing faggot:



Link / archive

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

This is unironically one of the few good moves he has left.

(Well, better than streaming to a thousand literal retards every night.)

SEETHE:
A balldo memoir!

Just burn all the bridges and lay all the dirt in the streaming world. The story of Viva Frei sucking his dick at a party in Mar-A-Lago, Yellowflash fucking winemoms and smoking opium with them during the Depp trial. The time EVS and his friends ran a train on a coked up ThatStarWarsGirl. How Rumble execs admitted to him that it’s basically a pyramid scheme, and how they’d be bankrupt without cash infusions from Elon Musk… ALL OF IT!

He’d probably sell a bunch, though any self respecting Kiwi will pirate it, but there’s enough parasocial fans out there to make it worth his while.

Could he get away with OJ's 'I'm not saying it happened, but if it did that's how it would go down...'.?

He does, but not in those words. He says that he currently does not have a law license. I'd say He's mentioned that in 70% of his Read streams.

Recently he's been opening with, "Hey what's up guys. Welcome to lawsplaining the interwebs I'm your host Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in central Minnesota and actually criminal law firm." (From the most recent stream.)

Also he refers to himself as a lawyer

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is on a complete spiral lmao
He knows Gabe comes with receipts.
Nick is going to vaguepost about suing, but he doesn't sue anyone, because he's a poor, destitute cuckold and you can't be sued for disseminating factual truth.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

wait, is aaron saying he cares about nick?

It may be his sneaky way of telling Kayla to wake up and get out of there.

 

[MeltyTW]

"guys look at this wife beater\child neglecter\incestuous pedo freak that i let around my children unsupervised for extended periods of time and who my children were at one point entirely dependent on for their continued survival in squalor and horrid conditions" - what i hear whenever rekieta runs his dick licker trying to make aaron look bad.

 

[Swole McPole]

The Kino Casino boys have picked up on the news.

I can't watch Kino Casino. They're a pair of halfwitted morons. But I do watch the clips and it does give me enormous pleasure to see how delighted they get when some other outrageous piece of scandal has emerged about Rekieta,

But after five minutes, I do struggle. PPP definitely missed his calling though. That guy should have been a holy rolling tent revival preacher. Elmer Gantry eat your heart out.

Controversial opinion: I don't really think Nicky Rugieta's fascination with Redo of Healer is because of some pedophilic fetish. Rather, I think it's his problems with women that are the key issue here. Now hear me out.

It's because he has problems with grown adult women that he's attracted to children. Children don't answer back, and if they do, you can just chokeslam them before strapping the balldo on. (FWIW, I think this is a sexual fantasy on Rekieta's part -- a fantasy that informs his choice of anime and porn, not something he does in real life -- yet.)

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick is on a complete spiral lmao
He knows Gabe comes with receipts.
Nick is going to vaguepost about suing, but he doesn't sue anyone, because he's a poor, destitute cuckold and you can't be sued for disseminating factual truth.

I kind of think that a big reason he's scared of Gabe is because he's a jew and people have made jokes about how Gabe has a powerful jewish information network backing him.

We may be on the precipice of groyper Rekieta. He's a perfect fit for them when you think about it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I can't watch Kino Casino. They're a pair of halfwitted morons. But I do watch the clips and it does give me enormous pleasure to see how delighted they get when some other outrageous piece of scandal has emerged about Rekieta,

But after five minutes, I do struggle. PPP definitely missed his calling though. That guy should have been a holy rolling tent revival preacher. Elmer Gantry eat your heart out.

They're good when they allow a topic to flow. Too often they cut into a clip to make a superficial comment and go into a tangent about something that isn't even the focus of discussion.

Otherwise I find them very entertaining.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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Could he get away with OJ's 'I'm not saying it happened, but if it did that's how it would go

You need to hide the If in the I to make it a proper homage.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Not defending what he did, but keep in mind he is not really in the country side. He has neighbors close by and many areas require so many acres of property to be owned in order to shoot on your own land. Him firing off his 45 or his AR would have gotten the cops pretty quick. His neighbors probably would have figured he shot lady rackets.

Then he would be within city limits enough to call animal control that he caught a wild animal in a live trap. That's what they're there for.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick Rekieta invited Aaron Imholte into his marital bed and wilfully and consciously allowed Aaron to blow unprotected loads into his wife's dusty used womb.

But yes, Elissa the the problem here.

Would Nick prefer Cuckqueen instead of whore? I mean that way he can refer to her as his queen? His Queen lounged around as as Nick ploughed April and others in front of her and to her knowledge.

Does Nick want to larp as Genghis Khan? Because Kayla was no Börte Üjin. Börte was head bitch in charge and knew the marriages were for alliances.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

If this site breaks tomorrow during the big Jewish reveal I will be so incredibly upset.

I need to be able to watch the page count jump by 5 whenever I go one forward during the live expose.

I just hope Gabe has some kind of documentation to go with rumors.

Edit: I should clarify that I will only accept documentation if its posted someplace accessible or displayed during stream, but preferably accessible. Don't 'I've seen reports that say Nick...' without letting us see them.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Hey Nick, you mean the clip where you say "The second you pump all that semen into her and she gets pregnant, her body is destroyed! Destroyed... for the next three to five years! If you have five kids, her body will be destroyed! Destroyed! Like, we paced out two years per kid, basically... thirteen years! Minimum! Thirteen years,! Where she's not gonna be that 8/9/10 that you married." ?

How many other women whose bodies you're intimately familiar with have been pregnant five times?

Great clip. He's got the wife beater & swinger ring, resents wife kid. Buys them $3k in junk food monthly.

He is such a martyr. I know lots of people with at least 5 kids. My step-daughter has 7. A niece has 8 in a 3 bedroom... yet their homes & kids were clean & fed. But then, they took care of their kids & home while their husbands worked - oh, and they both homeschooled.

His situation isn't that unique - except for the drugs, alcohol, polycule, police records... Maybe that's the problem, not the number of kids.

 

[Yes I'm New]

They're good when they allow a topic to flow. Too often they cut into a clip to make a superficial comment and go into a tangent about something that isn't even the focus of discussion.

Otherwise I find them very entertaining.

WHOAAA THIS IS JUST LIKE *insert whatever Andy watched this afternoon.*

 

[River possum]

WHOAAA THIS IS JUST LIKE *insert whatever Andy watched this afternoon.*

Leaning into the black mirror bit was pretty funny tbh but when ppp gets righteous in his anger towards balldo it is very moving.

 

[DuranceVile]

Hey Nick, you mean the clip where you say "The second you pump all that semen into her and she gets pregnant, her body is destroyed! Destroyed... for the next three to five years! If you have five kids, her body will be destroyed! Destroyed! Like, we paced out two years per kid, basically... thirteen years! Minimum! Thirteen years,! Where she's not gonna be that 8/9/10 that you married." ?

How many other women whose bodies you're intimately familiar with have been pregnant five times?

So he got Elissa confused for Thomas Roiloup/ShittyWebcomics on that one? Nice one Nick.

For those who didn't know, Thomas has been alogging Nick since the late 2010s. He declared a blood feud against him after he came on and debated EVS about comicsgate (using the term loosely, Roiloup didn't really have much of an argument and just sperged for an hour or so). He claimed Rekieta snaked him and has been running around declaring that he's been right all along. More realistically, he showed up to the party about 4 years too early.

Weirdly enough, Doug TenNapel and Thomas are on good terms and have streamed together despite Doug initially sweeping for Rekieta pretty hard post arrest.