Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Schpoots]

The way he kind of shut down and started losing power reminded me of those videos where people die doing nitrous.

 

[cobra fucker]

Man, drunk rednecks showing off their shotgun are one of the most terrifying things on this earth. My adrenaline spiked as soon as he walked into frame with it. The stream ending with a jump scare was the best television of 2025.

 

[Double Taps]

Circle of protection for Cobes, he looks like he's on borrowed time.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

More system errors than Windows Vista. Someone needs to defrag that bog disk and reinstall BogOS.

Mofucka running on windows ME.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

What are circle of protection niggas even doing? They are NOT protecting him!

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Cobes got so many circles of protection he keeps looping.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Siri would like to know your location.

4210 Wolfetown Rd. Cherokee, NC, 28719.

Seriously though. Mountain Lightning is a Walmart house brand available in most places. Now if you want Dr Pop....

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

4210 Wolfetown Rd. Cherokee, NC, 28719.

Seriously though. Mountain Lightning is a Walmart house brand available in most places. Now if you want Dr Pop....

I drank that slop when I was but a humble teenage gamer many years ago and my parents were too cheap to get me actual Mountain Dew. It tasted like a more syrupy Mtn Dew, IIRC. Or maybe that was the Shasta knockoff. I also remember there being a Dr. Thunder to go with the Mountain Lightning.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I drank that slop when I was but a humble teenage gamer many years ago and my parents were too cheap to get me actual Mountain Dew. It tasted like a more syrupy Mtn Dew, IIRC. Or maybe that was the Shasta knockoff. I also remember there being a Dr. Thunder to go with the Mountain Lightning.

Someone else remembers Dr. Thunder! It was the go-to mixer if you didn't want Diet Coke in college.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Someone else remembers Dr. Thunder! It was the go-to mixer if you didn't want Diet Coke in college.

I drank a lot of Dr. Thunder in my college days. It’s the only Walmart soda worth buying IMO.

 

[sort pil]

More system errors than Windows Vista. Someone needs to defrag that bog disk and reinstall BogOS.

Our boy is in Windows ME stage, sadly.

 

[Epikusername4]

i tried the genetic mtn dew its weirdly thick and somewhat sour though i guess its sweet enough 5/10

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

It's amazing that we all kinda get the feeling that Cobes is going to end up dying on a live stream some day

 

[anliteralidiot]

i tried the genetic mtn dew its weirdly thick and somewhat sour though i guess its sweet enough 5/10

Weird, when I've had it it's been more sweet than sour. It used be my go-to depression soda when I worked at a Walmart.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

82 cent Weird, when I've had it it's been more sweet than sour. It used be my go-to depression soda when I worked at a Walmart.

Shoulda found that $0.81 Colt Cola 2 liter.

 

[Jobama]

i tried the genetic mtn dew its weirdly thick and somewhat sour though i guess its sweet enough 5/10

I like Faygo's genetic Mountain Dew because it has half the caffeine of Mountain Dew.

 

[Epikusername4]

found this gem of a thumbnail lol

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

found this gem of a thumbnail lolView attachment 7490896

Better not be looking like a Vietnam vet on a hunting trip, BOY.

 

[AnOminous]

I like Faygo's genetic Mountain Dew because it has half the caffeine of Mountain Dew.
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That's why I hate it.

 

[Potion_Time]

found this gem of a thumbnail lolView attachment 7490896

His thumbnails used to be pure kino.

The days of "tactical soap rocks" "devils pink salmon bacon cheeseburger" and "Burger den review" are far behind us youtube.