Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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So I started thumb nail hunting some old cobra vids, behold a thumbnail I completely forgot about.

I give you, "rick and morty flask"

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AnOminous said:
When was the last time he even made a wand?
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The most recent wand he made was for a pay piggie named Beverly, who sent him quite a bit of cash to do so, I think $300 (someone here will be able to correct me if I'm wrong). Alogs coped and seethed, and pronounced that the BOY will never produce such a wand. He spent some time getting around to it, but eventually delivered and threw in a lot of other goodies to boot. So Beverly (of age cis gendered alive woman) has what well might be the last wand he'll ever sell.

He could advertise wands made to order for $500 and I'm sure he would sell them at that price point, but why do that when you can go live until you have enough donations for a handle of Vodka!
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
The most recent wand he made was for a pay piggie named Beverly, who sent him quite a bit of cash to do so, I think $300 (someone here will be able to correct me if I'm wrong). Alogs coped and seethed, and pronounced that the BOY will never produce such a wand. He spent some time getting around to it, but eventually delivered and threw in a lot of other goodies to boot. So Beverly (of age cis gendered alive woman) has what well might be the last wand he'll ever sell.

He could advertise wands made to order for $500 and I'm sure he would sell them at that price point, but why do that when you can go live until you have enough donations for a handle of Vodka!
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i remember it took him a while to ship that wand out like at least a month
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
The most recent wand he made was for a pay piggie named Beverly, who sent him quite a bit of cash to do so, I think $300 (someone here will be able to correct me if I'm wrong). Alogs coped and seethed, and pronounced that the BOY will never produce such a wand. He spent some time getting around to it, but eventually delivered and threw in a lot of other goodies to boot. So Beverly (of age cis gendered alive woman) has what well might be the last wand he'll ever sell.

He could advertise wands made to order for $500 and I'm sure he would sell them at that price point, but why do that when you can go live until you have enough donations for a handle of Vodka!
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i remember it took him a while to ship that wand out like at least a month
 
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Cobes is one of the few lolcows that his death wouldn't surprise me the least. All of the following examples would all make sense:

Gets hammered and chokes on his own vomit
Gets hammered and falls over somewhere -- seriously injures himself
Food poisoning
Botulism
Accidental suicide by shotgun
Intentional suicide by shotgun (ozzy dies especially)
SWATTED by the cops while holding his shotgun drunk
SWATTED by the cops while holding his shotgun sober
Death by methhead tranny or rando he invites in becuase they have booze
Medical issues related to his teeth
Medical issues related to neglect

The list just goes on and on with him
 
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Strictly Confidential said:
Has to have been a while, last year at least. Looking at his Etsy store shows no sales since last year too. His drinking gets him donos and the wand money just isn't worth it when all he needs is 15 bux for a handle of shit vodka to see him through a day or 2.
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Fingures crossed he'll go back to crafting wands for booze money, that would be kino as fuck to watch. Like abstract subsistence stick farming . Earning his bone hurting vodka by the sweat of his brow.
Also props to him for not getting hurt by the lathe! No respirator, no safty goggles and touching the spinning wand in the machine with no gloves. You go! you wonderful madmad!
 
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Tequila Katie said:
Also props to him for not getting hurt by the lathe! No respirator, no safty goggles and touching the spinning wand in the machine with no gloves. You go! you wonderful madmad!
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The simple fact that the lathe never took a chunk of hair from his scalp is a dark magic miracle. Cobes loses his hair naturally when he gets around to it. TWU.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
The simple fact that the lathe never took a chunk of hair from his scalp is a dark magic miracle. Cobes loses his hair naturally when he gets around to it. TWU.
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To boglims hair is a want, not a need, like teeth. Just gotta let it fall out naturally toobz.
Tequila Katie said:
Fingures crossed he'll go back to crafting wands for booze money, that would be kino as fuck to watch. Like abstract subsistence stick farming . Earning his bone hurting vodka by the sweat of his brow.
Also props to him for not getting hurt by the lathe! No respirator, no safty goggles and touching the spinning wand in the machine with no gloves. You go! you wonderful madmad!
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Fuck the goggles/mask/face shield/respirator whatever PPE you may choose to wear around shop machines. The fucking rings on his fingers and dangling from a necklace are what did it for me the most. And the billy goat goatee whisping over the damn thing. The BOY could've just as easily lost a finger or be degloved if one of 'em got caught on the chuck.


Bixby Snyder said:
Cobes is one of the few lolcows that his death wouldn't surprise me the least. All of the following examples would all make sense:

Gets hammered and chokes on his own vomit
Gets hammered and falls over somewhere -- seriously injures himself
Food poisoning
Botulism
Accidental suicide by shotgun
Intentional suicide by shotgun (ozzy dies especially)
SWATTED by the cops while holding his shotgun drunk
SWATTED by the cops while holding his shotgun sober
Death by methhead tranny or rando he invites in becuase they have booze
Medical issues related to his teeth
Medical issues related to neglect

The list just goes on and on with him
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Throw in choking on food hack. BOY almost got taken out by that last proshoot sandwich he tried swallowing whole and had to fish it out of his throat. Also trying to apple fist a whole block of spam or ball of mozz. Also I'm fairly certain after the porkney livestream where he drunkenly fumbled around with his shotgun loaded that daddy dearest took all the shells away.
Schpoots said:
The way he kind of shut down and started losing power reminded me of those videos where people die doing nitrous.
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Rekieta: Become Boglim.
 
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