Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.4%

  • Total voters
    389
That's what the "chokeslam" bit coming from Nick is about. He's exaggerating the (potential) accusation so that he can deny it if it comes out that he merely smacks the kids around or whatever.
"Stupid fucking kiwis fell for the undertaker work, when in reality all i do is beat them senseless until they're seeing stars!"
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Thirty days in a month
Five kids
Three meals per day

That’s…. under seven dollars per meal, if I’m getting the math right. Can anyone familiar with budgeting for kids’ meals tell me if that sounds appropriate?
Not if you're buying lots of prepackaged food like pre-boiled eggs (facts in evidence) and eating out almost daily (ditto).

Also, it's a family of 7 so that's actually $4.76/meal/family member. That's totally reasonable. This is not a family forced to eat rice & beans. The issue is that they don't have healthy eating habits.
 
:really: "No abuse found! No neglect found!"
Nick has never provided any documentation whatsoever that verifies that the authorities found no abuse or neglect. Why? Because he fucking can’t. Instead he had that shit sealed as fast as his bony legs could carry him.

Nick, please end your life somewhere where your kids won’t discover your corpse. Tonight would be a good night but maybe wait until after your further humiliation tomorrow. Either way works.
 
Nick and Doug were also personal family meet up close going back to Vic days.
Pre-Vic, actually. I posted the video of Nick and Kayla staying at Doug's place for the Tonkasaw fight that never happened. That was January of 2019. Vic shit started in February. There's also videos of the two of them in 2018.

I couldn't tell you when they established their relationship, but they have known each other for quite a while now.

Declaring that they were right all along and claiming to have done more than they actually did is kind of what the Roilups do. They had a semi-useful role to play at a time when EVS, Comicsgate and Nick were untouchable on the farms. But their moment is long over. They continue to secondhand drama-farm Nick. But only I think because it gets them attention.
Yeah, I don't hate Tommy, and I often think his heart is in the right place, but absolutely nobody is as prescient as he wants people to believe he is. Tommy likes to fancy himself as Nostradamus but, in actuality, he's just a guy who despised Rekieta before it was popular to despise Rekieta.

And there's nothing wrong with that, but the whole "Should have listened to shitty webcomics" thing gets really annoying after a while. I turned critical of Nick in 2020, but you don't see me saying "I told you so." Why? Because the current shit going on is way more insane than I could have ever envisioned, and I would be fucking lying if I told you I knew he was abusing his kids. I just grew to understand he wasn't as wholesome as he wanted people to believe.

I made a comment in the CG thread the other day that what's probably gonna fuck EVS harder than anything else isn't the traditional enemies of Comicsgate, but rather Ethan's insistence on cozying up to degenerate mega lolcows like Juju and Nick (both prone to dirty tricks and criminality) for the sake of trying to take down Eric July.

When Nick had that seven hour meltdown over July I noticed that a lot more people sat up and began to take notice of what was going on in Comicsgate that otherwise wouldn't have. Meanwhile Juju was sending his minion Riley to fuck with July IRL. Then EVS made the mistake of making a personal army request here, and it's been downhill from there. I think he's realized the Farms is no longer on his side. This crap with elb is just gonna earn him even more derision.

He's attracting a lot of negative attention from people other than those that follow Comicsgate (which has always been a fairly esoteric thing).
 
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"No abuse found. No neglect found.."

Not quite true Nick. You had the CPS case sealed to prevent anyone else from actually knowing if abuse or neglect was found. All we really know is that your CPS process lasted around the maximum - six months - which is typically not a sign of someone being found to be a great parent by CPS or family court.

You were also criminally charged with neglect. While the neglect charge was dropped as the result of a plea bargain, you were in no way exonerated by that plea deal. The best that can be said is that you avoided prosecution on the charge by pleading guilty to other charges.

But it is in your power to exonerate yourself Nick. Just release the body cam footage and all the family court material. Obviously if you were found to be a good parent who had done nothing wrong, releasing all the evidence would be the best possible way to prove it.
 
Hey, guys, don't go after Nick right now.
He has [unspecified medical issue] that he's dealing with right now.
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He can't tell you anything about it. But it was serious enough that he kept it quiet before this. And now that he needs some sympathy, he can just vaguely hint at "test results."
Oooooooh, tests. This medical stuff so consumed his thoughts that he wasn't able to follow anything today about the case that is his supposed job. He had to just read a bit about it at nearly midnight. And tomorrow, he's gotta go back to the doctor to discuss these vague "tests." Assume the worst! Be sympathetic!
You wouldn't go after the man (who wished cancer on nearly every woman in the country) now that he (wants to let you infer that he) is in such a vulnerable spot, right?
 
Nick may as well try putting his English major to work and write an "If I did it" book at this point. With everything he's been revealing in his recent cope and seethe sessions he'd already be halfway done.
Nick has burned too many brain cells for him to ever write a half-coherent text ever again in his life.

The only way he could 'write' a 'memoir' (aka a litany of lies) is to follow the example of certain Austrian painter who also had a fondness for cocaine and other such substances. He needs to get some poor schmuck to serve as his secretary, then rant and rave incoherently for a couple of hours while they type away. Then Nick has them try to edit the mass of bullshit into a (semi)-coherent text for the buying pleasure of buying public (ie the five remaining balldowashers in the Racketsbunker and the brave alog who buys it to post on the Kiwi Farms).
 
He’s sympathy farming again:

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Chad is unironically right. Everyone who wishes him well are wishing >5000pg/mg on the kids.

I think what broke their marriage down was Nick trying to bring a drug whore into the marriage and demanding Kayla accept that he now loves the drug whore as much as his wife of 20 years.

That and the alleged physical abuse.
It wasn't his misogynist faggot rage that broke up the marriage, it was a clip channel who didn't even clip the specific exchange masterfully causing a rift in his shambolic marriage.
He's in his 40s with the accountability of a 12-year-old. Maybe that's why Melton is so cosy with him.

I mean at the end of the day it’s like acupuncture.
This is a pretty good comparison.

They're both forms of pseudoscience medicine and both are largely harmless as long as it's therapeutic and done by someone properly trained. Chiropractic woo ranges from doing something positive because the person doing it has actual medical training all the way to causing death or permanent vegetation in totally healthy people.

The risk of acupuncture is low, especially in the west. The only risk is substandard hygiene associated with improperly sterilised acupuncture needles, which are not a fault of the practice itself in the general sense. With a chiropractor, it's a gamble. Some here obviously found someone with proper training. There are plenty people who found it to be useless (they'll never talk about it) and there are plenty who can't comment because they're fucking dead already. There's a clear selection bias. Of course conventional physiotherapy and massages will alleviate back pain, it has nothing to do with chiros.

It is incredibly difficult to analyse quack practices because their papers are usually published in echo chamber journals. They like to cite each other and never disclose any conflicts of interest. Even those with proper STEM/Med degrees might not be able to traverse the terrain of bullshittery quack medicine. For instance, acupuncture papers from eastern countries/regions like China, Taiwan and Russia are largely very positive whereas those originating from the west are less. These Chinese studies will cite each other's positive papers and have it all published in lesser known journals. I will not trust a single acupuncture paper that originates from the east.

Comparing acupuncture to a placebo in a controlled environment is hard as well, usually sham trials are used, where needles are inserted in non-acupunctute points. The same goes with chiropractic voodoo, where forming a placebo group concerning THE FUCKING SPINE raises incredible ethical and risk problems. No good comparative research exists due to this, so all we see are chiro's own quack papers published in bullshit journals with no impact score. There are even difference "schools of thought" with this practice. Some mix it with legitimate treatments and hold legitimate medical practice certification while some claim to be traditional, adhering to Palmer's schizophrenia ghost stories. How the fuck is anyone supposed to run trials on that? It literally cannot be tested.

Some pharmaceutical companies are truly evil and the medical field has had numerous controversies. That doesn't mean these harmful bullshit practices should be promoted instead. If you break a finger, you won't just amputate your entire arm. When something majorly bad happens in the medical field, heads start rolling and corrective methods are laid out. When someone dies from chiropractic bullshit, infected acupuncture needles or voodoo medicine, they point fingers to avoid accountability.

Western medicine doesn't exist. It's just real, mainstream medicine. Anyone who uses that term are fucking retards and they're diminishing the contributions to medicine from non-western countries which are plentiful.

As a taxpayer, I will not allow my tax money to subsidise socialised healthcare programmes if bullshit voodoo chiro garbage and acupuncture/herbal bullshit can be claimed. It's unethical.

Children cannot consent to receiving these bullshit treatments. Any chiro that would accept child clients should be in fucking jail. The same as anyone who would agree to prescribe puberty blockers to children because they think they're the opposite gender. Subjecting children to a chiropractor is child abuse, it's the same as dosing them with puberty blockers and HRT over troonery. Someone who thinks this voodoo does anything while also being into shitty CBD quack snakeoil would dose their children with cocaine to "treat something". It goes hand in hand. It's just one of the many, many circumstantial evidence to prove skelly's intentional child dosing.
 
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Hey, guys, don't go after Nick right now.
He has [unspecified medical issue] that he's dealing with right now.
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He can't tell you anything about it. But it was serious enough that he kept it quiet before this. And now that he needs some sympathy, he can just vaguely hint at "test results."
Oooooooh, tests. This medical stuff so consumed his thoughts that he wasn't able to follow anything today about the case that is his supposed job. He had to just read a bit about it at nearly midnight. And tomorrow, he's gotta go back to the doctor to discuss these vague "tests." Assume the worst! Be sympathetic!
You wouldn't go after the man (who wished cancer on nearly every woman in the country) now that he (wants to let you infer that he) is in such a vulnerable spot, right?
Let me guess. His B12 levels are low.
 
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