Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Fatty Fucking Dude]

if you put all the biggest "lolcow versus alog" beefs into one event, you'll get a card like

>fight 1: idubbz versus ethan klein
>fight 2: idubbz versus sam hyde
>fight 3: idubbz versus andy warski
>fight 4: idubbz versus leafy
>fight 5: idubbz versus froggy fresh

i don't think poor old ian could handle that much punishment

I want this to play out where they all fight him all at once like a Lisa the Painful boss fight lmfao

 

[soulgains]

"Hallo my new neighbors, velcoom to Alberta. Dis iz a very lovely area, very isolated, no one around for miles. Ve can do vat ever ve vant here. Vould you like to learn about ze revolutionary phenotype?"
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This meeting would be horrifying. I'm just imagining JF drugging and murdering them over dinner, then going on stream the next day claiming they both went to Mecca and are leaving their "decadent western lifestyle" behind.

I'm aware JF isn't a serial killer (that we know of) but this is how I think of him. I can't not imagine him as a deranged psychopath who rapes and murders disabled women. I can't listen to him talk for more than two minutes without getting viscerally angry, its like listening to those cope interviews with Ted Bundy where he blamed his crimes on getting exposed to porn to early.

 

[RavioliHabit]

I know that the Jomhas have recently experienced their own personal and professional 9/11.

If you don't mind, I'd like to take us back to their 9/10.

It was recently discussed how Anisa had an ex boyfriend (surprise, she was talking about an ex boyfriend in front of her husband again) who would put a slice of Kraft American cheese on top of a bowl of ramen, and this deeply disturbed and disgusted her. In no world did she think it was ok.

Guys, I just want to share this with you.

This last weekend, I had a bowl of ramen as a treat. I put a slice of American cheese on top. I put foil on top to make it melt, and then I ate it.

This brought me more happiness than any material possession has brought me in the past month. This was such an enjoyable experience.

The type of ramen used was just cheap spicy beef broth Korean ramen, shin ramyum. The broth cooked into the noodles and evaporated dry as soon as it was done cooking, so there was no liquid. Just noodles, mushrooms, vegetables, and cheese velvet on top that mixed into every bite.

When I was done devouring this, I thought about Anisa for some reason. I realized why adding Kraft American cheese to a bowl of ramen might feel threatening to her. It's because she could probably never find a moment of pure bliss like this.

If Anisa was having a bad day, and she felt tired and worn down, could she buy happiness for $1.25?

I don't think she could. I don't she could allow herself that. It would be her choice.

This realization made me feel momentarily sad.

Everybody lives once, and some people will never be happy.

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I did the same thing with Sapporo Ichiban chicken ramen last week. Added some garlic, spicy sauce, mushroom, green onion and a kraft single on top. It's cheap, indulgent, and salty as hell, and I love it.

 

[stupid frog]

"Hallo my new neighbors, velcoom to Alberta. Dis iz a very lovely area, very isolated, no one around for miles. Ve can do vat ever ve vant here. Vould you like to learn about ze revolutionary phenotype?"
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Ah-nee-sah, I ahm tired, of youhr low iq interventionz.

 

[Skitarii]

This is where I disagree with the majority here, I dont think Idubbbz was totally hollow back then. He definitely picked up personality from his group though osmosis, but if you watch the video where he shoots guns with Ethan he's got energy, quips, does seem to have some sort of personality. Then you watch him at the gun range with anisa and its totally gone, the zombification is real. I dont think its purely due to the ssris or cte either. Sometimes people get in these relationships where their partner is hypercritical of everything they say, do, every opinion they have, that they slowly just recede into themselves. They just become a husk who avoids doing anything for fear of more criticism. The fact he says he doesnt even know how to exercise agency without anisa anymore, and that as soon as she left him and the boxing coach alone he asked his coach if he was awkward makes me think hes just at the end stage of huskification. Not to defend him though, I also think hes always been an insecure snake with an ego, but the lobotomy is new

Idubbbz went through a @Georgio Cocklord arc and a half tbh

Utterly soulless. Held hostage by the opinions of others.

 

[Pitckus]

Kino Casino (Aired On: June/6th/25)
iDUBBBZ CUCKED AND BEATEN BY A HAIR STYLIST?? CRIES OVER CONCERN TROLLING!

IAN JOMHA CRIED.

 

[Boss Bass]

Kino Casino (Aired On: June/6th/25)
iDUBBBZ CUCKED AND BEATEN BY A HAIR STYLIST?? CRIES OVER CONCERN TROLLING!

I’ve never seen the casino boys this disorganized. It’s kind of charming, they have so much milk they want to share.

They sound like a kid sharing a YouTube video “oh this next part is SO good”.

 

[The Polaroid Man]

I can't not imagine him as a deranged psychopath who rapes and murders disabled women

Lmao he’s probably the best representation of a white nationalist and race realist out there and yet he’s still an unhinged, pathetic sperg that needs to manipulate a disabled woman into a relationship.

I actually think he does belong on the Bog considering Ian at a glance looks like an inbred skinhead that waves the Swastika Sword and Anisa looks like a truckstop neo-nazi lot lizard that gets passed around by the Aryan Brotherhood.

 

[stupid frog]

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

HES FELTED

 

[Mac Monster]

the hype is real

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I just wanted to see what kind of creatures actually watch this shit for enjoyment. It must be self harm.

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Edit: they literally are the meme of removing one computer chip and inserting another. None of them have talked about Palestine in about a week (even with thunberg being “kidnapped”). Now it’s all about Mexicans, how California and other states are actually Mexico and everyone that’s not Mexican or rallying behind Mexicans is a settler, ICE is evil and now troons are taking over pride month and pissing off the gays. Even though Anisa looks trans when she doesn’t have 18 filters on she still wasn’t invited to fundraise

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Now that spics are the flavor of the month minority, Anisa has neglected her 5% dune coon ancestry. Ian made such a fucking big deal over it in the H3 content cop only for her to discard it like all of the hobbies and interests she supposedly has. Although I'm sure she'll pick it back up when she needs to prove how oppressed she is.

 

[Panzerfrau]

"Hallo my new neighbors, velcoom to Alberta. Dis iz a very lovely area, very isolated, no one around for miles. Ve can do vat ever ve vant here. Vould you like to learn about ze revolutionary phenotype?"

I mean, JFG teaching Ian a thing or two about how you should treat your wife could actually be beneficial to him...

(rip mama potato [*])

 

[Birthday Cat]

Nothing Ever Happens but milk aside imo there's way too many dark clouds around the johma ranch. jokes aside i don't think ian is into cucking, starting from the of vid he's always took the position more commonly taken by abused wives of justifying cheating, they come back to them so it's ok etc, and i'm sure in the background there's been who knows how many "i mean, you don't like that guy right" "ha, you jelly? come sit in daddy's lap" etc. in the hugbox and labeling right youtubers and old fans nazis, trolls, and unpersoning them, they have no truthfulness or believability, but as it's progressed and he's made more and more enemies, and like a 10 hours stream of talking about all the shit and the weird shit with the hairdresser, there's no real avoidance or escape and it's not "youre a CUCK youre GAY" its about specific people at specific times and events that most likely he noticed himself but chose to ignore. the sam hyde memes, chris raygun and leafy could be waved off easy especially by gaslighting etc, especially since getting chris raygun btfo in an uneven match could have been a loyalty test made by him, anisa or both, but more shit popping up like the tattoo artist "rumors" etc start making an effect of "where there's smoke".

he still has a high level of instability like in the content cop vids where he genuinely broke down about people calling anisa out for of live, i think the real danger zone is if h3 ever straight up pulls out a kill shot like literally bringing on the hairdresser or someone else that has explicit details of shit, especially since ethan's money could easily attract some himbo to go on with pics/proof for a paycheck. the bad ends would be him either directing anger to her, maybe he wakes up with a concussion migraine or some shit, he's been stewing with seeds of realizing how she's totally fucked him, lied to him, and been fucking behind his back while he has defended her for years, has no friend group or family to vent to besides discortards, and she makes a weird comment about the hairstylist guy out of nowhere, pulling a benoit "the dog is in the enclosed back yard" (benoit is a overused meme but idubbz straight up has less to lose, no kid, head trauma, and far as i know his wife is infinitely worse than benoits though obv still not something anyone should do)

or turning more hate towards himself and/or his life and just wanting to press the eject button. Nothing Ever Happens and he wouldn't be the last person in an unhappy "marriage" at 60+ but damn if there's not way too many mines in their shit. the only assured routes for high chance of happiness for either of them are slim to no possibility. realistically ian's just going to up his meds or zone out more and anisa is just going to continue being a shitty abusive person who's probably directly cheated on ian and most likely is the type that would 100% say it was ians fault because he didn't meet her needs or some shit. the only real ways they could turn anything around is if either of them had a "scales fall off their eyes" moment and ian just left off into the woods or cross country alone and had a fuckin legit spirit journey or anisa just somehow had an epiphany and hugely regretful and instantly became a redeemed queen of a woman, unless they have stand alone shit happen good results are minimal chance because together they just downward spiral, and neither of them is "better", they just are and have been 2 flavors of shit.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Unedited leaked photo of smeageldubbbz without Anisa's AI filters

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EDIT: this is real

I want to see Ian's deformed face in this scene NOW NOW NOW NOOWWWWW!

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Honestly,

Anisa would've actually been somewhat likeable had she dropped the facade of "im a good person" and just embrace being an overt bitch and dickhead. Like i mean 90% of people would still see her as an irredeemable scumbag
but atleast there would be 5% or so who'll stick with her just curious at whatever unhinged shit she does next.

Like imagine, Anisa going on a livestream with Hasan and just go full mask off and go
"Hasan, you should drop Froggan from your posse and add me. Froggan is literally deadweight"
or
"Hasan, You being muslim and I being part muslim, I think theres a pressing matter we need to deal with and thats Ms. Piggy over there (insinuating Froggan), Pigs are haram and we both know what we can do without"

bruh that would've been funny, (but extremely impossible, considering Anisa doesnt have a sense of humor since she isnt that intelligent to begin with)

but nah, she just keeps on grifting off "Im a victim". "Im a good person", "Ian is such a pathetic guy, feel bad for me that i married him" shtick.

 

[Preacher ✝]

They're Stinky & the Drain.
Yes, Stinky & the Drain.
One is a cuckold, the other's insane.
Their lives are a farce.
They look and smell like arse.
They're Stinky, they're Stinky & the Drain, Drain, Drain, Drain, Drain, Drain, Drain, Drain, Drain

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I don't even know where to start.

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Frogan really ought to take Islam more seriously and dress appropriately.

Much better!

 

[Guntkvd]

Ian, you can run, but you can't Hyde.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Consider these three facts:

• Anisa’s pet smells to high heaven.
• Anisa cooks awful food.
• A sense of taste is related to the sense of smell.

Could the real secret to the internet’s most beautiful romance is that Anisa is anosmic? And a clout-chasing manipulative retard, naturally.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I want this to play out where they all fight him all at once like a Lisa the Painful boss fight lmfao

You lost... again...? You lost again?! - PPP ( I call him triple P).

Can a man survive such a fate? We're going even beyond what any cuck should be made to endure.