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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
This is why that faggot who faked the bodycam footage should be spit on.
Last thing we need really is people faking shit to give the balldowashers ANY room.
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I mean true but considering they often do both, it's a moot point. Edit: Idk if it's KC you're thinking of, JPS was the guy who had the literally faked ai zillow pics of the house on his show.
You’re assuming this is about us. It’s not. Nick is a rancid cunt and he and his degenerate fans will use every possible opportunity to discredit the allegations against him. You don’t trust something important to fucking Warski and PPP.
Rekieta and his fans will do that regardless of the stream though. It's the same shit everytime Null fires up a stream about Rekieta, every time Meme Copium does it, every time Sean does it. The momma k interview went perfectly fine and Nick's reaction to that alone was to start stalking momma k and screeching about it online. If you don't like the show then fine, but don't act like it really matters that much.
Edit: He also started confirming details of her story live on air, so clearly it got the desired effect.
He watched KC and read the thread (it's embarrassing, the direct callbacks). He's withering in fear of Gabe Hoffman who, for all we know, might be reporting a Gay 90s prostitute who got drunk with him.
Imagine if the "mass" that they thought they'd found was actually just a second, vestigial pancreas which was also perfectly healthy.
And then, through some twist of fate, the genetic compatibility lined up such that Elissa was Nick's only viable potential donor.
Walter White was smart if autistic as fuck. Nick is a colossal retard and a faggot. He's more likely to make like a stick figure version of Chris Benoit, who also had massive brain damage.
It's in there enough there's dog shit all over the floor. Assuming it hasn't died yet.
It's a small dog, they shit a lot. A dog that size needs to shit something like every 2-3 hours or so, they also shit more when they're distressed, which it would be from being stuck in that bathroom for even a short period of time and I doubt Nick has it on it's proper diet, so that would increase the volume of shit even further, that bathroom would be covered in shit in no time at all no matter how often it's cleaned, especially if it sleeps & eats in there. I honestly don't understand why people get rat dogs, they're a hundred times more of a pain in the arse to care for than normal sized ones - literally the worst pets for people like Nick & Kayla.
So Nick had his young daughter sleep with him, Kayla, and two strangers in an orgy bed that was soaked in sex sweat, cum, probably saliva, and God knows what else
Not quite true Nick. You had the CPS case sealed to prevent anyone else from actually knowing if abuse or neglect was found. All we really know is that your CPS process lasted around the maximum - six months - which is typically not a sign of someone being found to be a great parent by CPS or family court.
Nick himself in that recent tweet says he was being observed for a year. So it appears even before the arrest last year the reports against him caused enough concern that they didn't dismiss it out of hand.
Very interesting, smoke, fire, etc. But also makes more outrageous that after the felony arrest last year they put the kids back.
But yeah, congrats, Nick, for meeting minimum standards of CPS.
It's literally a show where they cover lolcows and call themselves alogs all the time, if you went there for hard hitting facts and cited sources directly from the farms then I don't know what to tell you. They just cover lolcow shit, it's not that big a deal.
The Casino doesn't even have to tell the truth, the hollowed out husk of man will reveal it himself. If the Ragetwig just gets the wiff of some dirty secret beeing released, he trys to get ahead of the news and confirms it with a totally believable crackhead story.
The Casino doesn't even have to tell the truth, the hollowed out husk of man will reveal it himself. If the Ragetwig just gets the wiff of some dirty secret beeing released, he trys to get ahead of the news and confirms it with a totally believable crackhead story.
Chokeslam's easier to read than a BPD whore, it's pathetic.
A Metokur mystery illness arc would be grand. So, many of you may have noticed my ghoulish appearance and it's actually not because of my persistent drug abuse over the years. It turns out I was using an adult device, those are fun, but uh, it might have been leeching toxic chink chemicals directly into my bloodstream.
Nick wanted to bend over and take over Bonnie’s station.
I’ll laugh so hard if he gets a pink sock of his own thanks to his “field kit.” Never understood why everyone assumed the giant dildo collection was for Kayla when Nick is clearly a flaming fag.
So at the chiropractors, where there were no witnesses, Rekieta choke slammed his son. Despite there being no CPS involvement he felt the need to share that the nanny, who Nick says gave his kid booze and energy drinks, reported it… Just an odd bizarre evolving lie.
Based on Skellies ectomorph persuasion and his penchant for lying about everything, we will learn that:
1. He will only hit females and children. Chance of being a son near puberty are zero.
2. By "choke slammed," Nick meant "slapped super hard." So hard that the 3rd or 4th slap may have left a mark.
OMG, CPS visiting the Gueermo family because "dad" is abusing the children is just perfect. Southpark nailed Nick in that episode. Especially mad they visited his house. And I can imagine Nick dragging a mirror to every room so he can watch himself is on point.
Children don't answer back, and if they do, you can just chokeslam them before strapping the balldo on. (FWIW, I think this is a sexual fantasy on Rekieta's part -- a fantasy that informs his choice of anime and porn, not something he does in real life -- yet.)
He wishes he can turn back time like the protagonist in that paedophile rape cartoon with the knowledge he has now, ie his Balldo, and inflict harm on everyone that wronged him.
- Stacey in primary school called him a dork
- Chad in middle school, shoved him into a locker
- Ms Felt in primary school that confiscated his transformer toy
- his own parents for refusing to teach him and let him watch bedroom businesses
These people must pay. Balldo of the Healer.
People brought up how Anisa’s husband (competitor for Lolcow of the Year) likely doesn’t brush his teeth, shits himself, and is gross as a subconscious defense mechanism for the abuse Anisa enacts on him.
Well, neither would be competing with the disqualified skeleton faggot. He's so much of a fag someone had to make special provisions to disqualify from a goofy poll, just in case he fags it up.
1. With their heightened sense of smell, thats shits excruciatingly painful to pets
2. The smell lingers for weeks if not months
3. Getting a blast in the face can cause blindness and respiratory issues
4. Skunks can get big enough to fight and kill small dogs & cats
1. Skunks are nocturnal and spray for self-defence. What the fuck are pets doing outside unattended at dawn? Moreover, his cat is an "outdoor cat" who's free to kill all the local songbirds. Was the skunk ever a problem?
2. Skunk smell lingers for up to 2 weeks but can be washed off pets with shampoo, pet-safe detergent or just a commercial odour remover. You can wash it off clothes with usual laundry detergent, though doing laundry has been proven difficult in the Rugieta household.
3. I'm not retarded enough to sniff skunk anus but skelly might be?
4. Lol no this isn't Pokemon. That timid fucking animal isn't going to nasty plot boost and then sucker punch his entire family to death. If they're large enough why do they need defensive sprays? You're thinking about racoons, not a skunk. Coons are psychotic menaces that kill for fun, and they can fuck up even a big dog.
He caught the thing in a bait cage because he wanted to capture and domesticate a wild cat, not an abandoned pet cat, a wild cat. A cat that can actually cause harm. He's an imbecile.
Instead of the way smarter cat, he caught a timid harmless unintelligent animal with an eyesight of less than 3 metres. He got close enough to the cage to attach a leash to it for his Chinese waterboarding session. He could have just opened the fucking cage and let it go. He could have covered it and opened it at dawn. He could have called local animal control. Out of all the options, he chose the hardest (probably also made him hard) and most sadistic one and gloated about it on stream to Null. Did he think the admin of a tranny genocide forum would be impressed at his zoosadism? If a skelly and a skunk gets caught in a water vortex and I can only save one of them, I'll save the skunk.
I hope he goes into an MRI with what he thinks is a pure silicone buttplug but it actually has a metal core and it shoots up into his guts like a bullet.
Walter White was smart if autistic as fuck. Nick is a colossal retard and a faggot. He's more likely to make like a stick figure version of Chris Benoit, who also had massive brain damage.
He thinks himself Walter White but in reality he's a dumber Badger.
Also I don't believe there is anything wrong with him, this is just the next attempt at getting sympathy after putting his own sociopathy a bit too much on display lately.
I will of course happily eat my words if it turns out his dick is rotting off or something equally deserved.
