Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JamFlowMan]

It's 9PM EST

Even Keanu knows it is cruel and unusual punishment to make people listen to her during daylight hours.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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Has Mr/Mrs/Ms Records got something to say tonight? I hope he/she/they do!

I’m going to put it out there and it won’t be popular, but MNPublicRecords has absolutely nothing left. Zip. Nada. If they had something surely they would have posted it over the last few weeks he’s been streaming.

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Well 15 or some but you get the idea.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

If this little poem I made on a whim becomes a meme I'll be amazed

I almost made this right when I read it, but I didn't find the image quick enough and was going to let it go.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It's 9PM EST

Awww, I thought it was am. That sucks.

 

[Briareus]

Sadly won't be able to catch it live, will be fast asleep as it'll be the dead of night in my corner of the world. I am however looking forward to waking up and seeing another 150+ pages in the thread at a minimum if it's supremely spicy stuff Gabe's got.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Awww, I thought it was am. That sucks.

Sadly won't be able to catch it live, will be fast asleep as it'll be the dead of night in my corner of the world. I am however looking forward to waking up and seeing another 150+ pages in the thread at a minimum if it's supremely spicy stuff Gabe's got.

Can't wait for the fallout but the hour is probably good. It's the right time. He's going to probably stay up all night.

There's nothing better than waking up refreshed after a full night of sleep and have freshly baked cope and seethe from Rekieta in the morning.

 

[Melty Butter]

So, 2 hours to go? I'm not sure I can bring myself to watch Keanu. I hope the clippers are alert.

It's 9PM EST

Even Keanu knows it is cruel and unusual punishment to make people listen to her during daylight hours.

Meanies. Joke's on you. She'll be on STMS at 9:30 AM Central/10:30 AM ET to preview tonight's show. (Manage your expectations. She's very good at saying absolutely nothing.) He's live now. I throw it up here but also I'll summarize in the ETA if she says anything important. He's already joked a lot about the choke slam thing.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

"Stupid fucking kiwis fell for the undertaker work, when in reality all i do is beat them senseless until they're seeing stars!"
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It actually wasn't a choke slam at all, it was a uranage, like the Rock Bottom. Stupid Kiwi marks don't know a wrist lock from a wrist watch.

 

[Lian Xing]

I’m going to put it out there and it won’t be popular, but MNPublicRecords has absolutely nothing left. Zip. Nada. If they had something surely they would have posted it over the last few weeks he’s been streaming.

I would have agreed with you before Nicker revealed the choke slam incident. That is something that, if investigated, could generate 70 pages of paperwork. It’s looking less like a meme to me.

 

[woodedbag]

As amusing as it is to play up Nicks treatment of the dog to cartoonishly evil proportions, the reality is that there's 5 kids in that house. Kids love playing with animals, there's not a chance in hell that the dog is kept inside that bathroom the majority of the time.

Nick would have to actively prevent the kids from taking it outside and I frankly think he's too lazy for that.

they keep it in there so it isn't run down and killed by a feral skunk. god you are a fucking retarded person.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

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This is fucking putrid and revolting.

>You May Live to See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension

 

[Dude Snakes]

My only real complaint about the KC is the levels of e-begging now. I get it that they're doing it to make money but the 'freebird segment' and the constant '100 subs and I'll eat this sandwich' is grating. I get that a lot of it is supposed to be making fun of DSP but it still sucks.

I've become a vod watcher just so I can skip that shit easily.


The whipet bit was funny, though. I knew in no way would ppp do drugs, even a legal one, on air. I was curious on what way they were going to spin it.

I was so worried that Ashton was going to huff gas, I was like surely he can't be this desperate for money?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I would have agreed with you before Nicker revealed the choke slam incident. That is something that, if investigated, could generate 70 pages of paperwork. It’s looking less like a meme to me.

Remember Rekieta the faggot has confirmed in his cope-confessions that he was investigated for "months" quote unquote over the incident that he was totally found not guilty for you guys. Months of investigation would hit 70 pages with no effort.

 

[Something Awful]

they keep it in there so it isn't run down and killed by a feral skunk. god you are a fucking retarded person.

Skunks don't drive, idiot.

 

[not william stenchever]

All I wanted to do was make a simple joke. I never knew it would end up like this. lol

Why'd you make him do it, Sean? Was it in pursuit of sandwiches? We all know it infuriates Nick to see someone he considers inferior to feed themselves.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Lies, upon lies, upon lies.
So anyway
While we wait for what may be an epic crescendo, let's take a look back at Rekieta the lying faggot. Hits and memories.

Lady gollum is coming out of a relationship
"We were each other's first and only" - Rekieta. Apparently not. It's obvious to any normal person Kayla is and always was a slut. Maybe she was Rekieta's first (woman)

at the 2 minute mark in Kayla's anecdote Rekieta told this failwoman "I'm gay"
So he either is and was homosexual or he lied to her. You decide.

Either way: Rekieta the faggot is a lying liar who lies.

There is no clip of this pair of humanoid rats that makes either of them look good. Not one.

 

[hawkisnight]

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If Gabe delivers, I might go the whole day without being antisemitic.

Jews trying really hard this year to cure everyone antisemitism by going after the lowest scum.

 

[Sawamura Simp]

If this little poem I made on a whim becomes a meme I'll be amazed

I don't think this one can be surpassed in musicality and poignancy:

Roses are red
Die immediately
There is no rhyme
Kill yourself

 

[Sloppa]

Lies, upon lies, upon lies.
So anyway
While we wait for what may be an epic crescendo, let's take a look back at Rekieta the lying faggot. Hits and memories.

Lady gollum is coming out of a relationship
"We were each other's first and only" - Rekieta. Apparently not. It's obvious to any normal person Kayla is and always was a slut. Maybe she was Rekieta's first (woman)

at the 2 minute mark in Kayla's anecdote Rekieta told this failwoman "I'm gay"
So he either is and was homosexual or he lied to her. You decide.

Either way: Rekieta the faggot is a lying liar who lies.

There is no clip of this pair of humanoid rats that makes either of them look good. Not one.

Listening to Kayla speak makes me uneasy, she's beyond manic, like at any given moment she is on the verge of crying or laughing.

 

[woodedbag]

Skunks don't drive, idiot.

Depends on the species native to his region, moron.