Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Sargon wore a better suit.
This is pathetic. He's also getting fat. Total twink death is imminent. It's about time this thread gets moved to Deathfats.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Not to state the obvious but most parents wouldn’t let their kids go to school wearing the same clothes two days in a row.

the gross faggot should’ve just scared the raccoon and released it further away and more importantly STOP LEAVNG CAT FOOD OUTSIDE

None of this is true.

It’s not cartoonishly evil to lock a dog in a bathroom all day, it’s common for lazy owners. Kids are well-known for getting bored with animals/losing interest, not all kids enjoy playing with dogs, many just want to look at the cute puppy until they’re bored and can forget about it for years. It’s basic advice that no parent should by a pet expecting their child to look after it because it’s rare they ever do. They also don’t innately have the capacity to imagine it’s even unpleasant for the dog to be in there 24/7.

If people are home, there's no reason for a dog to be confined, and presumably alone, all day. There's also no reason an adult and not very senior dog should need indoor pads. Or to live on multiple acres and get a dog either unfit to roam or that you are too lazy to walk.

It's 9PM EST

9 pm est
In 8 hours 20 minutes

So he switched on himself.
Hilarious. The diagnosed high functioning schizophrenic (allegedly and I say this without prejudice) Jew played this skelly freak like a fiddle.
When he's up against someone who actually understands social cues, he just falls flat. He's a dorknerd shut-in Aaron goo gobbler.


MSRP = Minnesota State regulated price


9pm, EST. A bit more than 8 hours and 15 minutes from now I think.

I assume you mean EDT? :-)

I suppose he's at least doing trial streams again, though he's probably making everything up.

Also, I'm aware of the Ceiling Cat meme, but Nick seems to have set up his monitors so his chat is to the side, which is also where the door is and his eyes flit to it constantly. It makes him look like he's nervously waiting something. I don't think he realises how incredibly shifty it makes him look.

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Looks like incessant Tourette's*. He's always swaying and looking everywhere constantly. Horrible to watch.

*Dammit, @Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) !

Nick said he wore his "French dress shirt" because he needed something to go with his "America freedom tie"

Oh my God, French cuffs with that suit? Chaos, indeed.

 

[Oh Darn]

This dude is the definition of "unnerved" right now. Absolutely flailing ahead of this interview. But I don't think it's just the interview. He has been acting super weird every time he gets a phone call on stream. I think in a couple weeks there's going to be at least one more massive L for him that gets revealed besides this interview.

Also, has he completed any of his community service yet? What are the odds he actually completes it by the deadline at this point?

 

[Delany's Donkey]

So Keanu just said she and Hoffman haven't discussed the choke slam incident. It starts about 4h10m into the stream. She also said that Hoffman has not told her anything in advance.

Gabe's smart, he probably knows she's an empty headed retard who would spill everything before he even got on if he told her what he knows before the show.

 

[Soapmore]

Nick said he's not streaming tomorrow. It's a very important day in the Karen Read trial, jury instructions, but he will miss it. Apparently the Rekietas have "a tradition of picking the kids up from camp".

Surely has nothing to do with potential hand grenades blowing apart his reputation tonight.

ETA: Also, who wears a suit to a doctor's appointment? Is that a thing? I usually dress casually for minimal hassle if Dr. Jellyfinger needs a poke at me.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

This dude is the definition of "unnerved" right now. Absolutely flailing ahead of this interview. But I don't think it's just the interview. He has been acting super weird every time he gets a phone call on stream. I think in a couple weeks there's going to be at least one more massive L for him that gets revealed besides this interview.

Also, has he completed any of his community service yet? What are the odds he actually completes it by the deadline at this point?

Maybe that's why he's unnerved. Because he's reaching the point where he has to start doing actual manual labour and it's something he's terrified of.

 

[Trans Randy]

Ranting between sips of "sweet tea" about the government. Buzzing on pills & Galaxy gas. Wearing his freedom tie of power in a Vegas shirt

Holy shit, the ceiling cats have procreated and are now spread all across the room.

 

[Fapcop]

He obviously didn't put on a jacket and tie for the stream - that outfit is definitely for his afternoon "doctor appointment". To discuss test results from the tests he got yesterday at his "check up". They must move fast there in Spicer, MN because every time I get a physical the follow up gets scheduled for 1-2 weeks out to give time for the test results to come in, I've never had test results come back in 24 hours. Except for this one time I went to the ER.

He may be giving us a half truth. The doctors appointment is real, but it’s his adderall doc and Nick is fishing for a higher dose or a refill.

I knew a couple of junkies back in the day who hit up docs for opiate scripts. They always wore suits and cleaned up pretty good.

It’s either that or he got called in by his probation officer for a chat.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

KC doesn’t have much credibility at this point in my eyes. They consistently report misinformation and PPP seems to do so even when he knows better. Hard pass.

KC is okay when they have guests. Aaron show was good. Kay was great. A hypothetical show where Gabe steers the discussion might be okay.

I take very seriously what Nick is doing to his children. This means way too much to entrust it to the hands of people who are not trustworthy or credible.

Ultimately, the stream that the information gets presented on has no bearing on the legitimacy of the story. This only depends on whether Gabe presents named sources or some other form of evidence to demonstrate the claims he's making are accurate or whether he is simply being used as a conduit to present a rumor mill.

However, let's get real. Keanu is best known for being a former OnlyFans "star" and is now a Dabbleverse streamer who normally gets about a dozen viewers. She is not trustworthy or credible.

I have tons of criticisms of Kino Casino but the idea that Kino Casino are less reliable than her or would treat it with more seriousness than Keanu is something I have to disagree with. As @Captain Manning notes, their last interview went perfectly fine. And there was the incident a year ago when PPP said they heard some serious accusations about Rekieta, but refused to say what it was because of how serious they were, and after some time he clarified he didn't think it amounted to anything. I'll give them credit for that, that's a lot more responsible than a lot of streamers might be.

Like, the description for the upcoming show in Keanu's announcement tweet is simply: "Weeeee!"


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Also, Gabe was very publicly turned down by Legal Mindset. Keanu wasn't his first choice.


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Spoiler: EDIT - archive of tweet in screenshot

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Again, it doesn't matter. The acid test is what evidence he presents for his claims. If he presents solid evidence, then he could go on Ethan Ralph's show and it would still be credible.

 

[AltisticRight]

Also, Gabe was very publicly turned down by Legal Mindset. Keanu wasn't his first choice.

This is pretty good comparison. Look at how skelly acts when he's turned down by someone.
Multiply that by a trillion if she happened to have XX chromosomes.

Social cues by the way.

As @Captain Manning notes, their last interview went perfectly fine.

Totally agree. Their interview with M.K. went well. I didn't even post 2282019 for a while.
I think Gabbie just sees KC as an entertainment show that's less serious. He was also leveraging for maximum damage. He knows a good thousand would watch it on anyone's show, so he picked the woman that made skelly seethe. Keanu being highly social means she simply gets it too. I assume she'll provide lots of extra fish market Ape references too.
Then KC will cover it, which propagates whatever Gabe presented further.

That hedges on his exposé being worthy of our time. If it falls short, he's going to look like a total fool.
(And I should stop using these dumb puns.)

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

This dude is the definition of "unnerved" right now. Absolutely flailing ahead of this interview. But I don't think it's just the interview. He has been acting super weird every time he gets a phone call on stream. I think in a couple weeks there's going to be at least one more massive L for him that gets revealed besides this interview.

Also, has he completed any of his community service yet? What are the odds he actually completes it by the deadline at this point?

Also today at a funeral he'll obviously be around a lot of people that probably think very lowly of him

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He somehow manages to look trashier in a suit than a wifebeater, that's a very unique skill to have.

He looks like an even skeevier Saul Goodman, except Jimmy was a competent criminal lawyer who got in business with a narcissist.

 

[AnOminous]

If people are home, there's no reason for a dog to be confined, and presumably alone, all day.

Nick visibly hates the dog. It's also to contain the shit because otherwise it would be all over the house and buried under hoard. And probably the dog would eventually die and rot somewhere in the hoard.

Also, Gabe was very publicly turned down by Legal Mindset. Keanu wasn't his first choice.

Tbh I'd rather watch Keanu than Legal Dicksucker.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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The movement is like a mix between Mr. Crocker and the Tasmanian Devil

 

[Lurking9e9]

Fuck off skelly. You're not Billy Mitchell. You have never won anything. You suck at every game you play, including word-games. Billy never dosed his children with cocaine and he only cheated in game literally who gives a fuck about once while you cheated on your slatternly wife numerous times.

Consult a ceiling fan with a chair.

Billy won his defamation lawsuit,

I don't see how Nick can win his.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Nick's briarpatching the cannolli thing is so fucking grating, it's especially rich considering his speech last week about how he never tried fostering parasocial relationships.

But damn, between the suit jacket and the stories about his kids camp responsibilities and his loving wife bringing in food for him unasked, I am starting to think we've been all wrong about the guy. Just like when Cartman wore the nice sweater.

 

[waffle]

Keanu than Legal Dicksucker

Keanu really grew on me when she dabbed on the entire dabbleverse by smoking cigarettes and telling Nick to enjoy his galaxy gas.

The kaki shirt somehow seems even more out of place to me than the USA tie for a funeral. The USA tie could conceivably be some family in-joke or something, the shirt just feels inappropriate nonmatter what.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Holy shit, the ceiling cats have procreated and are now spread all across the room.

it's turtles cats all the way down up

 

[AltisticRight]

Tbh I'd rather watch Keanu than Legal Dicksucker.

Legal dicksucker gives off the typical smug elitist know-it-all lolyer vibe. I do support his righteous crusade against nuisance pest streamers though.

Keanu the literally who on the other hand is far more personal. She's someone a lot of people can relate to (minus the OF garbage) because she's basically a normie.

 

[Delany's Donkey]

might be a little late on the EVS dunking, but i just want to put into perspective for everyone how ridiculous it is to take 5 years for 1 parody comic book, he'll have spent more time drawing 48 pages of a gay dwarf than Michelangelo spent painting The Sistine Chapel which is widely considered the greatest piece of art of all time.